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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96672
 14.04.2014
Lady Dracula: You just didn’t see me in a fierce fight. for the blanket, for the shell, for the sausage
[13:18] Eleanor: and thank God... although we still have to see
Lady Dracula: Why is this going to happen? Do not have
Eleanor: Will you fight for freedom?
Lady Dracula: Well what are you really?
Lady Dracula: Freedom is not a sausage. Why fight for her?
[13:20] Lady Dracula: Won Ukraine fought – neither freedom they have now, nor sausages


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №96671
 14.04.2014
Love your neighbor! Because you love the far away - all the money on the road will go!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96670
 14.04.2014
I picked the gasoline, I read in Wikipedia:

Husqvarna is the official supplier of lawns for the NASCAR racing series.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96669
 14.04.2014
Whether in the dictionary or in the guide.
In the dictionary on the topic of winter read: "streets frozen"
In the evening on the prospectus of Enlightenment (yes, in Peter) under every pillar stand, frozen...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №96668
 14.04.2014
There were also anecdotal cases associated with helicopters and their crew. Here is one of them. I did not participate in it myself, but it was told by faithful people. Further with their words:
"In the middle of the summer (only recently, the shore took off) we watched together on the GMS "Victoria". No expedition has arrived. We put our nets in the sea several times, and what kind of fish we caught. One clear day comes to us on the MI-8 platform. Sit down, the screws are silent. There are flying guests. Tea polite refused, and asked to share a fish, if there is. We are not people greedy, and the entire fishing season is still ahead. We give them a small amount of salt omulus. The pilots thank and regret that there is nothing to pay for. Well, not the money in the tundra to pay... We say, yes, okay. Only if you will one day fly by – bring us a little beer. Thank you, we will try. Tom is separated. Two weeks pass. The weather worsened. The storm grimps, the splashes of flies to the windows of the polar fly. The vigilant couple apparently tired of deceit some time after lunch went to the Admiral's hour. They wake up, go out to the general tamper of the weather station and see a wonderful picture. In the middle of the tambour is a five-liter full canister beer. I went out, no one. Only the wind whispers. I tried the beer, but it was fresh. The mystery was solved in two weeks. The same boat and the pilots told. I bought you beer in Vorkuta. We sit 50 meters from the station! No one meets. I looked into the tambour, quietly. But not back to the beer. They put a canister, went back on board and left. They thought the polarists had gone somewhere for business.
How should I sleep so that I can’t hear the board landing and taking off?”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96667
 14.04.2014
and to me "elebz" reminded of another student creation in the control in mathematics: "keyficent"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №96666
 14.04.2014
From a conversation with a friend:

You know, my trouble is that I am the first to stick to the men I meet. I went to the movie and I ate popcorn.
So what so?
And licking my fingers...
Well and what?
to him...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96665
 14.04.2014
Takc : Yes! This is another question! And what if you throw a crack into a black hole, but along, and over?
spoonisoutthere: whereas the length of the piece should tend to infinity divided by pi in square.
Takc: I fear that neither Pi in the square nor even Pi in the cube will be able to divide a good Soviet break!
__yankee__: Hmm... after the break, the spherical sergeant must be thrown out of the building.
At the end is Dembele. But then there is a high likelihood of measurement errors.
Azgar: Put the praporcher there.
__yankee__: An experiment with a praporchnik would bring science to new boundaries. But they (and the experiment, and the praporcher) threaten to collapse the universe.The equation of the Japanese Gealdman and the experiences of the mysteriously missing Gypsy professor Aynaneev partially confirm this.
Azgar: It is unclear whether the hole will dry up the buffalo or the buffalo will dry up the hole. Thus e. We have an uncertainty of the type infinity to infinity.
Or zero to zero?
__yankee__ : No-no, the zero uncertainty of anti-matter is attached to the warriors.
This is a fundamental law.

Colleague, let’s stop before the majestic mystery of the universe. Otherwise, our experimental praporchnik creeps a black hole. The end of the world was still missing right after the Day of Space!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96664
 14.04.2014
From watching porn there is the impression that sex is what a girl does when a guy is not worth it.)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №96663
 14.04.2014
No need for white potatoes. I eat it myself often - not worse than German eco-friendly.
Yyy: of course:) because in what land grows:) Our turf trees are made up of 30% of the Arians
by Heleknar

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96662
 14.04.2014
I recently read the recommendation to eat a couple of ingirins, shrimp and curacao for the night. Just like these dried fruits are useful in themselves, but in a mixture give a good remedy for restoring the back and connective tissue. I ate yesterday.
My back has not reacted yet. But the intestine said a big thank you for the capital cleansing >_<
The business meeting had to be cancelled, so the wallet was bad.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96661
 14.04.2014
In the toilet we had liquid soap dispensers. Dispensers "great" quality continuously flow. So that the soap simply does not leak into the dishwasher, there are single-use glasses under the dispensers. It remains to add that we have white-transparent color soap. What I can say, quite strange in the male toilet look single-use glasses filled with white thick fluid.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96660
 14.04.2014
If a smart thought comes to you when you are drunk, know that it is stupid.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №96659
 14.04.2014
In the coffin of the non-Russian: "She removed the buduar" )

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96658
 14.04.2014
to this:

WBW
No, I’m just reading notes here.

Lord
by Blondie
It is simple. I even know them:
to, re, mi, fa, salt, la, si

WBW
I am a blonde. and you try to play arpegio for 2 octaves in the tone of salt sept up and down in the trio size

and----
There can be no Tonality of Salt Sept! Sept is a form of accord!!! There is no triple size. There is a triple drawing. Three sizes, three sizes, three sizes, three sizes. Well, you, girl, once you fuck, then fuck according to terminology.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96657
 14.04.2014
xxh: I go home in the evening, before entering a few small jumps on the "classics", only the jumper clearly jumps out of the last strength. What about him, I understood in a second, when something stunned in the cells on the asphalt itself, namely... the three-digit numbers in them – at my entrance “classics” ended at the figure 500! He did not stand up and looked at this creation - there were really half a thousand cells, 6-8 colors, and it went up the slope for some reason, occupying almost the entire sidewalk in the yard. Why it was created and why it was tested is a mystery.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96656
 14.04.2014
And in the bowl:
Dry play
I don't see the por.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96655
 14.04.2014
The day of air defense is like the day of the lander, the celebrants also take bottles and shout "For air defense!"", but then they do not break it on the head, but they shoot down pigeons and low-flying aircraft :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96654
 13.04.2014
The exchange of sanctions between Europe, the U.S. and Russia reminded me of an episode from Harrison’s book “The Ethics Specialist” where leaders meet at the border line:

“I hate you, Chuck!” he said.

“I hate you, Fassimba!” replied Chuck.

The exchange of curses seemed to be as compulsory as the pa-de-de in ballet. Both shook with guns, shouted several threats to each other, then sat down and began to talk peacefully.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96653
 13.04.2014
I had a friend who specifically said ‘go out’ instead of ‘go out’ because she didn’t like the word ‘go out’. Probably an association.

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