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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2276
 05.03.2008
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“Let’s ask Sasha, he ate the dog on the RAID. Sasha is free.
They are busy. I digest the dog.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2275
 05.03.2008
Sani, I need an example of an exacerbated crisis and a total victory on one side, can you suggest something?
Dog: Well... you and Rashpil (the nickname) kicked each other in the square with chestnuts, then he broke you the ball, you poured his aspirine and hydroperite into the door so that the whole pitch smelled a week, and he locked you in the garbage and you sat there for 3 hours, and now you are married to his daughter!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2274
 05.03.2008
From Mik:

The wife looks at the film first - the complicated fates of the heroes, experiences, the insightful dialogue of the young man with his father... I approach, stupidly tapping into the screen, "something clothes they have irrelevant" - I say. So it is the seventy! - the woman cries, smelling unwanted tears. "Does he have a payment terminal behind the back of the whole scene?" - I ask recklessly.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2273
 05.03.2008
XXX is
What do you think of the theoretically opposed tricks that require the connection of imagination to understand?

YYYY
Positively

XXX is
On Saturday, the comrade alone took alcohol, he became ill and he ran to the toilet, but did not run and guessed to himself in the sleeve.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №2272
 05.03.2008
Yesterday after a working week bought a bottle of beer on the way home (we in Tyumen is not cold yet. where is minus 12). Waiting for the bus. He went in and sat behind the two girls and heard;
What is there with the smoke?
Let us grow up. He is a goat.
So what is it about?? to
In general look. Deu Matisse is worth 170 thousand. It is simple. I need a bit of wraps. That’s already 200. I get 20 to 22 per month. That is, if you pay 18-19 per month to about a year, we will calculate. For each meal, you get 1-1,5 pieces. He will probably quit smoking. We will live with my mother. How are you arranged?
Everything is fine. Per he earns even more. It just doesn’t tell you.
Well here. And he said to me "You sent you to J*P with your arithmetic"";

P/S Whoever you were Dimka, from my person I award you the Order of "Russian Men" of the first degree

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2271
 05.03.2008
What are the red spots on your body?
and LA! Well, I bought a silent vacuum cleaner, now I don't know when it works and when it doesn't :(

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2270
 05.03.2008
Nird: Under the English law of 1845, attempted suicide was punished with the death penalty.
Nird: Well right, if I can’t die, I need to help him finish what he started.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2269
 05.03.2008
My friend is gone))
I have not had a girlfriend so long ago that it is already on its own.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2268
 05.03.2008
13: This morning my wife woke me up for a few seconds.
Gowri Bogdanov has gained 90 percent.
I jumped like a shit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2267
 05.03.2008
I sit in the subway in front of my aunt. I caught myself thinking about which tool is better to start retouching.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2266
 05.03.2008
The fun was yesterday...the old grandfather and grandmother came to vote. As old fans of communism, they were both going to vote for Zyuganov. Here the grandfather cursed and he said to her, "I don't want to Zyuganov, I will vote for Zhirinovsky."Baby in a stupor... let him scream, beat him with a bag, promised to the entire polling station (calling all present as witnesses) to buy him a bottle of vodka... But the grandfather was not inclined. As a result, she broke his ballot...and the grandfather’s voice was not taken into account...With the words: “You will not have dinner, or vodka!” – she proudly left the polling station...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2265
 05.03.2008
I work in a kindergarten. We recently brought a new girl, 5 years old. On the first day, during lunch, she approached her teacher and said, “Hey, girlfriend! Bread and bread!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2264
 05.03.2008
Tank: Spit Wolf, what sad (have I seen you in the corridor)? and ;)
Inf: All is okay.
How to explain to a good person that a broken rib is not from evil, but a normal reaction of a person carrying $35K corporate money - when he is sharply caught behind his shoulder???!! to
tank: herase 0_0

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2263
 05.03.2008
Marla (01:13:16 3/03/2008)
And there were tanks, we and my brother built all kinds of barricades and then broke them with tanks, and the Indians attacked them.

n1ke (01:13:46 3/03/2008)
What a logic!)

Marla (01:14:43 3/03/2008)
There is logic! It is war!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2262
 05.03.2008
we go with the child (5 years) to the supermarket, the child saw a huge package (there was at least 50 pieces) of toilet paper and says loudly and confidently: "Mommy, let's buy it - we and Daddy at home a lot of cacao."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2261
 05.03.2008
This is Moscow, the capital of our homeland, where Peter's boys Vovan and Dimon live.
Today they are trying to win the election.
“Wowan, I’m looking at something... Do you think you’re riding?
What do you do, calm down! Be calm, I tell you. I have done it twice!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2260
 05.03.2008
In order to illuminate the way for mankind, many burned on fires.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №2259
 05.03.2008
During a massive inspection of the bottles, in one of them, meat was found.

The search for the manufacturer has begun. Experts believe that meat

Conserves could only get due to an accident at the factory.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №2258
 05.03.2008
xxx> How to say "To the first star"?
yyy> ([^*]*)*

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2257
 05.03.2008
Bender
Why not install the QIP?
Bender
by qip.ru
STAS
Why Why?
Bender
%020000000s

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