Status of contact:
beauty in the prostate.
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X: and I and Dotha for a week, and as a result - the first sex with a girl :)
A has left the game
B has left the game
C has left the game
X: And suddenly it really runs :o
X has left the game
The computer company "Siberian computers" is a tough firm. She has a dog on her logo.
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Is it true that now the pavements and courtyards near the houses belong to the tenants and they have to pay tax for it?
That is, if I pay those $200 a year, can I unpunishedly dismantle the car of a mudila who does not know how to park on MY sidewalk?
Kkk: On the way to work, I saw a negligently parked black Behu Seven in the early 1990s, a banditic car.
Kkk: I stood for three weeks, covered with a thick layer of dust.
Kkk: And some wise man wrote on the rear glass: “Brother killed, take away the car.”
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Facts about the Ural guitar
No musician in the world has been able to break the stage of the Ural guitar. All the "Ural" guitars that broke - cheap Chinese counterfeit
It is said that among the countless tapes and switches on the Ural guitar there are detonators of atomic bombs laid in the countries of rotten capitalism.
Only a true mega guitarist is able to play the Ural guitar as quickly and easily as everyone else. Two true mega guitarists in the world: Sergei Mavrin and Chuck Norris
The Ural guitars were removed from production. They were recognized as weapons of mass destruction.
The URAL guitar will not be upset if it is held by the middle of the string on weight. The holder's hand is tired and the guitar will smash his leg.
If Chuck Norris or a crowd of elephants presses the lever tremolely on a special model of the URAL guitar to the end, puts a projectile on it and releases it, the projectile will reach Alpha Centauri.
The Ural guitar is able to withstand a kick from Chuck Norris' turn.
The Ural guitar can avoid a nuclear explosion
Ural Guitars Work on Pure Plutonium
Chuck Norris died only once in his life when, in a moment of anger, he tried to break a guitar by hitting his leg from the turn.
Among the cleanest wives and satellites,
The Most Moral People
Unfortunate Criminals
And the fools that didn’t happen.
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You know you are smart!!by :
to this:
Yyy: but tell me, Anton, answer me fell
Yyyy: Where do you fuck the scratch???! to
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The Network Reference Tool in Microsoft Office System Edition 2007 (the same) has been completely revised, and the new presentation does not include the Microsoft Office Assistant.
Pizzet, school, F1 not press anymore?
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"Microsoft Office Assistant"!!!? to
A friend, you are by the way the only person in the world who perceived the assistant as a tool of help.
Skrpka was my friend, he was flying in an airplane, knocking on the glass of the monitor, yelling, disturbing me, slandering and sometimes frightening (but I believe I didn’t do it out of evil).
You’re forever in my heart, metal fool.
At the wedding of the prosecutor's daughter, the guests who stole the shoe were given eight years with confiscation of property.
Conversation with my son (4,5 years old):
I: Do you love me?
The Roma: Yes
I: And why?
Because you are feeding me!
c) The Winter
xxx: I graduated from college, now I am a licensed car mechanic)Learned a lot of new stuff, drawing, etc. But one question still torments me.
XXX: How do cars do the fucking repair???)
Mishanos: I decided that I would buy the costume of the Darth Vader to my child's future in the morning
Helen: in ten years or even more, your child will say that the dartweider is backward and that any dirtworm is cooler.
Mishanos: Chickenworms are more cool
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13.05.2010
I explain:
K to:
News on NTV, 3 December 2009:
Rostov mushrooms found in the forest 92 artillery shells from the time of the Great Patriotic War.
Explain to me, what heroes were the mushrooms forgotten in the forest in December?! to
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And me too! In the steppe of Rostov, the infinite steppe! Where did you find the forest?
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They found the mushrooms and then it was...
Fucking the head hurts.
The ghost pain?
Looking for accountants.
They are looking for a director,
Looking for admin.
He even attracted the rector.
Looking for a long time,
But they cannot find
The lost package
Somewhere in the network.
of kilobytes,
He is fast and clever.
Request sent
In a bottle of gasoline.
External iPad
The address was with him.
No longer know
Nothing about him.
Where is it,
from where,
From what place.
package
Lost by
In the network? Unknown is.
What happened to him?
Where has he disappeared?
But lost
The signal died.
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Isaac Newton was also a British scientist, and he was laughed at at first.
K to:
My girlfriend told me. Her father turned off the phone, and she wanted to download something from his phone.
She: Dad, tell me the PIN code.
The PIN code.
Please tell me the PIN code of the phone.
PIN code of the phone.
She says: well paaaap! Tell the numbers!! to
The numbers!
And her father is an officer of the Russian army...damn that you extend.
It is ===
Captain fucking you’ll stretch out (God sees I’m holding back).
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And I didn’t get rid of it and attached it to the roof of the car BLUE TAZ...I’m driving the third day...until the goats don’t stop.and :)
And there is one action, which in Russian is described by six consecutive infinitives:
Decide to try to get up go buy to squeeze
1> Answer quickly, with reflection. Which letter follows "B"?
2> "You"
1> It is just the same. and :)