Our state will always find a place for its citizens to take action.

“Everything in the world is relative.”
by A. Einstein

This happens often, and many have witnessed or participated in it.
I go on the route. The route is large, like a bus with two doors.
The weather is the most that is May: there is decent rain and water streams flow along the prospectus along the borders.

I am coming out soon, so I am standing at the door next to the driver. It is worth saying that road drivers are, for the most part, a very peculiar contingent, with only their own humor.

We approach the stop, two girls stand under the umbrellas and, a little further, a few more potential passengers. The driver calls to the cashier:
Okay, we have to scratch?
Turn the wheel to the border in the water stream. On the girls flies a stream of dirty water, and they jump back with a whisper. These two beads, the driver and the cashier, the rjute. They have such a sense of humor! Among the passengers there are also a few like them who are choking.

The route stops, both doors open – who goes out and who enters. Through the back door enters a man from the class of those who can be described with one word: "SHKAF". It passes through the salon, culturally pushes away toward the passengers, with two hands removes the driver from the lamb and throws it out into the street through an open door. Then, without rushing out, he lifts the main character of the story from the asphalt and plunges him into the stream running along the road. He shakes his hands against each other and, not in a hurry, goes to the side to wait for his router.

Reaction of spectators.
1st Those who stood at the stop applauded.
2nd Among those who drove on the road are heart-healthy aunts who say:
Why is it so! It could be humane! How do we go next!? to

What are the main achievements of "United Russia"
45% of respondents replied "ye-e-e...", 35% replied "hm...ye-e...", the rest had trouble answering.

A mature man is a man who, if there is a choice – sex or fishing, of course, will choose fishing.

Tagged: fucking
The light went to the club yesterday, he warned me that he would stay at Varka later.
I am alone on the day, I call at 11 in the morning, both phones are turned off, I call the cooker on the home, the sister takes the phone says the girls are sleeping
XHH: I felt like she had somewhat replied when she answered, I called another girlfriend
She said she was with her, go home.
Oh yeah: well, I think cha for the shit, where did you go, let's call the rest of their companions, all the chats are puzzled, smashed - then they went to the shops, then they sat in the movie, then they closed in the bathroom
I’m already sitting bad, I’m cooking good puzzles when I come home.
Here she is calling. “Hi,” he said, “you didn’t lose me? Martini and I walked away and didn’t go anywhere.
I feel like an ebony.

From the "useful surveys":

Which news delights you more?

4th (with 2% of votes) – Prince William married
Third (16% of votes) – bin Laden killed
second (18% of votes) - Six thousand officials punished for lying in income statements

and leads with an overwhelming overwhelming (64% of votes) news that "Ancient human-like “shellfish” were recognized as herbivorous")))

A conversation between two soldiers:
How did you know you were a stone?
Well how. The mayor approached and said, “You are a stone maker.”

Yura: Fact, I understood what intuitively understandable interface means is when through some unknown ass you have done everything as you need, but you can't repeat it for nothing.

My grandmother best described Russian democracy:
"They say Putin will soon be Putin again"

You are such a beautiful couple! You probably had a very romantic acquaintance!
Oh yes. He whispered to me in a wow: "pvp or sassal?" and I realized it was love...

He spent two days scanning 2,500 pages.
I scanned it and decided to check how much it weighed.
As usual, press Shift+del.
Dolby

XXX: There they put an experiment to see if a dog can navigate by smell.
The man was washed as much as he could, then the water was poured into the bench and sprayed on the field. The dog found him.
Pritchin, in anti-gas and three costumes that do not smell

YYY: The dog?

My grandmothers are going to die!
WOW: Are you laughing?

I finally got the seeds!!! to
I am free! ?

A drunk tractorist carrying a hose with oil always falls with oil down.

The most terrifying phrase when defending a diploma: "Author write more!"

The couple that loves adventure the most is vodka and ass.

Throw what shit you take a new bubble of air refresher in the sorting you press a button and the pipet stream as it breaks, very loudly swirls.and throw enough to measure the diameter of the pipe, the pressure of the pumped gas and everything, it seems to me that they are in the factory pumping gas into the bubble and with the words"a little more"add a couple of atmospheres
and smoked?
-Yes

from ZH:
What does it have to do with the EP?
The speaking bird has nothing to do with ER because it is intelligent and intelligent.

My friend took a kitchen knife in his hand, said a replica from an unknown source:"And then he got the sword from nowhere, hit the stick three times and broke it into 12 equal parts" and with these words horrored the waffle on the plate and... don’t believe 12!!!!! to
It remains only to worship and say: "Sense, learn!".