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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111530
 01.04.2015
Steam: Recall to the game

Everything kills you from the beginning.
You are killed by a chicken, you are killed by a mill if you jump over a mill, you are killed by a brick, you are killed by a frog, you are killed by a hot spring, you are killed by a dinosaur, you are killed by a fish, you are killed by a bomb, you are killed by a fungus, and so on. I am breathing on the screen choosing the blade level

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111529
 01.04.2015
Luckily, he is well too.
I told here that I decided to start a new life from Monday, start riding a bike to work and save on gasoline.
In the meantime, while he was driving a bicycle, his guy caught for the ride on the just burned red, discovering at the same time that the documents on the car he was fucking somewhere.
No, what he wanted, he got.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111528
 01.04.2015
"May the strength come with you."
How did you get it, heretics. will be. before. How to confuse? Do you often encounter the expression "that the train comes with you"?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111527
 01.04.2015
There is an expression such as "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Who is its author?
WOW: I do not know. They lost.
XHH: Who is it?
WOW: They are lost.
Zzzz: This is a philosopher – They lost. Author of 99% of quotes on the Internet.
See also: lol

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111526
 01.04.2015
In the TOP of 25 quotes 14 about religion and faith, you didn't go?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111525
 01.04.2015
I don’t know (which number or clock was turned in the wrong direction today?)
Where is the fun? where is the fun?

Someone reminded me of the white back.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111524
 01.04.2015
Jesus, the Virgin Mary and others. Someone really believes these stories. Even 2000 years ago, they were not very relevant to Russia. A set of situations of ancient Jewish houses. With colour and in the Middle East.
The virgin in the bottom brought the father and she was the mother of God from God. with miracles and resurrection.
I understand if it’s in a fantastic book somehow to process (a lot of them), but believe it? Do you believe you are a slave of God? The slave!! and rejoice in it.
There are no words.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111523
 01.04.2015
XXX: Either a normal, indefinite contract, or look for another specialist.
YYY: What if I find it?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111522
 01.04.2015
16929, his tirade, and especially this invaluable phrase:
Your ancestors have been listening to the bell for centuries. How do you get special privileges?

And your ancestors for thousands of years beat mammoths and sat on palms. So let’s go, throw the computer on which you’ve printed it, grab a spear and blow into the cave.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111521
 01.04.2015
I love women’s novels.
A couple of pages - and you are already sleeping well

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №111520
 01.04.2015
If you drive out a fifth of effective managers with a salary of 5 lams of rubles per day, the electricians will walk a lifetime with an interval of 30 minutes across the country and for free!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111519
 01.04.2015
Sad April 1 joke: "and you have all the wages white"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111518
 01.04.2015
The Knowledge:

This: about a girl in a position that was stunned by bigtests. There are no girls in the position. They are no longer girls.
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The appeal girl, to your attention, is widely used in relation to women (in your opinion, individuals of the female sex) regardless of their family status, sexual life, etc.
Except for some age attachment. But also to a woman of 35, yes, so often addressed.
The criteria for using such treatment, which sit in your head, especially no one is interested. Because they are in your head. And others, using these, not dependent on them (your criteria), nothing interferes with it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111517
 01.04.2015
xxx: And now, please explain in detail: why do you think I am boring?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111516
 01.04.2015
Ladies and gentlemen!

I strongly urge you to believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn!
He is pink and invisible at the same time.! to

He has neither religion nor church.

And all this is absolutely free! No registration and no SMS.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №111515
 01.04.2015
That’s why you don’t buy a car. Now he would come for me, brought to me and... mmm...
I can call a taxi and it will bring you. Buying a car to drive for you once a month is overwhelming. And, by the way, the quality of MMM does not affect it.
Sweet: and suddenly a taxi driver will be a rapist and a maniac??? He will take me into the woods, insult me and kill me!!! and (
BAMBER: And suddenly it will be a fun cute guy who earns well and charges for fun? You will meet him, talk, fall in love, get married, you will have a great family and five children. and ;)
I don’t want five kids!! I am not a rabbit! ?
Bamber: Don’t worry, four will be his children from the first, second and third marriages. You will only need to feed them, treat them and treat them. And cleaning them, of course.
Bamber: And he is still taxing because there is not enough money for food.
You are an idiot!!!!! to
You are cute, you are foolish!!!! to
Go to the ass!!! to
Well, you see, I didn’t even have to spend on a taxi. You are talking about the car.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №111514
 01.04.2015
Yes, no, it was just in Ukraine that they moved on the distinction of words with caveats.
So if you see a phrase of the type "Russian "laws" - 90% Ukrainian. In other words, Ukr.
____________________
Pushkin used covers to denote irony. almost two hundred years ago.
And you and your Ukraine have already gotten into your head at all.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №111513
 01.04.2015
You are right, not a good comparison.
2: No, this is not a bad comparison
2: here is this unsuccessful: we lie somehow with our Marinka after sex naked
2 and she says to me, “Look, you’re smaller than me, I’m completely white in your background.”
2: and I said to her, "Figny, you're just bright... and imagine me in the background of your burning girlfriend Light?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111512
 01.04.2015
Once there were mushrooms... The hat of one mushroom covered the inhabitants of the whole village.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №111511
 01.04.2015
It was such a good phrase, I don't remember who said it:

"Religion/faith is like a member. Normal if you have it. It is great if it serves as a reason for pride. But please don’t have to talk about it all over and, for the sake of ALL HOLY, keep it away from my children.

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