Do the task, write a message "why you conflict with others". I don't know how to write accurately that I am surrounded by idiots.

Now the boss (wife, two children) is telling. He had a dialogue with a friend.

She: "Do you know how to raise your mood? Throw on any SMS number: "I am pregnant". By the way, I dropped you. Why not answer? Where is your phone?"
Head of "House"

The boss cries, he says, I don't know what is waiting for me at home tonight, but the mood is really uplifting.

yai (15:22:14 28/11/2011)
I broke the brain of a kiwi.
When asked who would go to smoke with me, one programmer replied that he would go, but he would not smoke - just standing next to me.
I pulled him out of Kiwi’s pocket with the words:
Then hold my hairy potatoes!
he had such eyes)))))))))))) he so jumped away from me)
I cried from laughter)
Lilly (15:27:21 28/11/2011)
You can do it. :D

I wonder who our people are actually voting for.

So, we are sitting in mathematics. He is jumping at the board, painting something for us, telling something about the factorial, and we are sitting, leg for leg abandoned, painting. And then he says, "Do you have any questions?"" Well, one girl raises her hand and asks, "What are you putting here for crying signs everywhere?""
D: And what is it?
xxx: Says "It’s for you, girls, to read this formula with expression"

If she’s angry and leaves... don’t follow her, she’s probably gone for a tail.

My son, we have a PC! The cat joked on the couch, on the carpet, and even in the kitchen joked!
“Fuh, and I thought the body of the prostitute under my bed began to smell...

A acquaintance doctor said:
The couriers of them are full fools, boys with nine unfinished classes. From the maternity home it was necessary to take a container with embryos (abortions were there, miscarriages) to the histology, it was in a completely different building.
So they took the container to the city.
That was a kickoff.

"... there is a light for the deaf-deaf (which whispers disgustingly before switching to red)."

For the blind, an idiot.

In our country, the leader of the party can be a person who is not a member of it.

History of History

The great Russian physiologist Ilya Mechnikov worked in France for a long time, studying various diseases. In Paris, he accidentally insulted a French aristocrat. He decided to learn the Russian knight, calling him to a duel.
The second came straight to the Laboratory of Mechnikov.
No excuses are accepted, the duel will take place anyway.
The French scientist. According to the rules, for those who are called to
Duel, the right to choose weapons. Which will you choose?
- Well, - I shrugged the shoulders of the Swordsmen, - I choose a bacteriological.
The weapon. Here are two glasses of liquids. He showed the capacity a little.
The Frenchman. They are externally no different from each other.
But in one - clean drinking water; in the other - water with bacteria
The Siberian ulcer. Your Count is free to drink any of these glasses, and I will drink.
The remaining.
A second silently turned away.

Such a goat is still to be sought, but I am a wise man, I found it.

Stop to endure it!
Let us enjoy it.
Party of Masochists.

Boston, Christmas is approaching. Everyone decorates the houses, the children hang their socks at the fireplace so that Santa Claus makes the gifts. Under the tree the children put a letter to Santa. My friend is an English woman, married to our friend.
A colleague with two children moved from home to condo. I called the newcomer.
I go to the bathroom, oh! Her characteristic red socks hang over the toilet.
I am a type of o_o, what are you doing?
xxx: She says, children after moving inspected a new place, the fireplace was not found, socks hanging nowhere, Santa Claus in the pipe did not go. There were tears and disturbance.
xxx: Well, she was not before she just broke up the boxes, sent the children to the daddy for explanations.
xxx: Papik - Russo programmatic, somewhat immoral, also did not evaporate and told the children that Santa Claus is not proud, can use ventilation or, at the bad end, the sewerage pipe, if the other did not turn.
XXX: This genius did not think about the windows doors.
Poor children went...and hung their socks around the toilet.
YYY: Poor children...
XXX: Give it up! Gathered a tree. Under the tree the children put a note to Santa Claus. In the note! The attention!
xxx: "Dear Santa Claus, forgive me, but we have a grid in the air. We really feel very sorry. So, if you still decide to go to us through the toilet, close our gifts in a package!!!and "

Every time I skip school, I hear a voice inside: How much can a fool be driven? Time to take your head. But every time I’m in school, I hear my inner voice acknowledge my mistake and ask forgiveness for misleading me.

We sit at work with a colleague, play a counter on the network (well, there is no job, even if you are crazy). His game begins to push hard: then it turns and does not unfold, then it begins to flash on the screen - in general, it behaves extremely inadequately. The friend attempts to overcome the illness by pressing the appropriate key combinations: alt+tab, ctrl+alt+del, etc. Suddenly, the computer with a methly, unknowing voice gives out: "The time has come! Decepticons, mobilization!" It turns out, in the trio was twisted kmplayer with the second part of the transformers. And we barely believed in the revolt of cars in the face of nearby organic technology :)

Natalia
My mother told me yesterday that she was sick. I drank ink for the printer, thought wine, and the ink was blue.

by Vladimir
and?

Natalia
So he’s all, from foot to toe now blue, and the whole hospital is now going to the avatar to see.

by Vladimir
)))))))))))

Natalia
They said it would be like this for a few months now.

I is:
I was driving on the right wheel.
II is:
The young man who
I is:
On the left :D
I is:
A car overtakes me.
I is:
And the haishneks shrinked.
II is:
Did you think you were driving?
I is:
and :D
I is:
I ask: Where is the driving?
I is:
Yes, out of the man.
II is:
I would say, what kind of driving? I have wheels.
II is:
A man, give him the driver.
I is:
They asked, “Who’s the pedals?”
I is:
I: and the pedals behind.
II is:
GG

I asked a friend to wake up in the morning. I hear the bell and see the cat sitting next to me. I thought the cat would open the door and fall asleep. As a result I slept and texted "I will not wake you anymore for half an hour standing under the door"

XXX: Yesterday the cake made delicious
Are you a cake?
Man, you are a man.
You should boast that you haven’t washed for a week.
yyy: and yesterday opened a beer box with an eye and sealed with it a kilo of frozen peelings =)