State Duma of the Russian Federation - an organization unfriendly to the Russian people

My husband has never seen me painted (I have my black eyelids and eyebrows, enough), maximum vaseline on my lips for gloss. On our wedding day, when I came home from the makeup artist, he didn’t recognize me stupidly.

Matvijenko wants to indicate the purchase price from the manufacturer on the products, saying this will show the price of the seller. The idea is stupid, and I have an alternative, let us indicate his salary and the amount of wealth when the official speaks. To understand why such an idiot is doing us.

How much the retirement age does not increase, and life expectancy dictates its own.

Oh wait! What is it behind you? I asked the shepherd. Valico looked, and his pants were broken, because he came down from the mountain. and said:
Look to the left. What do you see?
“The mountains,” replied the shepherd.
Look to the right, what do you see?
The mountains.
and up.
The Sun.
and down.
The river.
There is so much beauty around, and where do you look?

This is an episode from the movie “Mino”.

I want to remind you of one brilliant startup. You buried potatoes in the ground. You are waiting. In the autumn, the potatoes have grown.

The helplessness always rushes to power, because it has its own.

The golden hands

My friend is the father of a large family with all the consequent responsibilities. At the time of birth in circumcision - all in the family. Played with the younger in the kindergarten, failed to fall and as a result - broken front tooth (cutter). The next day - the presentation of the project, which depends on the promotion and further work. The dentist is on vacation. He calls me in trust and asking for help. Digging into the book, I take out the phone of a friend professor, I call, I ask and I agree with a few scripts (because the record is dense, and at his age there is rarely anyone who is ready to work overtime). The next day a friend calls - thanks, because they did perfectly (otherwise my professor does not know).
It is 5 (!) of years. Called by a friend of many children, Rhett.
Do you remember contacting my dentist 5 years ago?
It seemed like this.
I went to him yesterday. The tooth broke again. He did not recognize me immediately. I sit in a chair, open my mouth and he says:
and Maria! So come here. Look carefully! Can you see? I put this patient a "time" 5 years ago, for a couple of weeks, that after putting an implant, and he disappeared! The number is lost!
Do a good job after that – you’ll be totally ruined.

Palestine has surpassed Roscosmos by the number of missiles launched in the year.

Time really stops only when you turn the sand clock.

The younger daughter of five years of the family, whose duty from today (as a stage of adulthood and training to work) included cleaning the cat pot, left the business room, where the hygienic design was based, and:
and Dad! I cleaned everything.
“Smartness,” the man replied and gently smiled, secretly rejoicing in the responsibility and performance of the child.
Satisfied with the praise, the girl proudly shrugged her nose and thoughtfully closed the door into the room, cutting off the pet's way to his personal bathroom.
Why Why? - asked the father, not understanding what the cat to do in this case.
The child surprised. Honestly from the soul.
How do you not understand? He reminds me again!! to
The answer was picked for a long time...

When I was young, I was poor. And after years of hard, honest and diligent work, I am no longer young.

The mother-in-law came to sit with the child for 2 hours, so that my wife and I went anywhere, diverted. (Baby 5 months old, shrugged in the ass)

I am I, woman

I – Where shall we go?

Are there ideas?

I'm walking hot, there is food at home, I'm in the movie, I'm in the movie.

Could we sit quietly in the car? Turn on the air conditioner?

Ten years ago, I was sitting in the house.

Did remote diagnostics of the client's crane-manipulator control, access at the developer level - fully SCADA, access through the RSO to the PLC registers. Crane - 20 tons with 12 meters of length, wrapping works. It is written very realistically.

Leaving the mansion to pour flowers in order to combine mental work with physical, the client calls:

Forestsanitar, here the crane runs by itself!

I am stupid, I think, I look at my wife behind my note, shaded!

Dear Sunny, what are you doing?

I see what you have here for a toy called the crane, traveled there and there.

He shrugged his teeth, called the client, learned that without material and human sacrifices, he was gone.

To tell the client did not, courteously explained to his wife that it was not toys.

Since then, I have disconnected, blocked computers, used secure channels, blown on milk, spit through my shoulder, believed in God and the Devil.

If the Canadian parliament were to ban the French language in Quebec, it is very likely that the Montreal People’s Republic would also appear in the world.

My grandfather lives in the village with a dog. This is the case when a dog is considered a full-fledged worker in the farm: she pasture goats, drive them into the yard, etc. Salary is food. Apparently the dog is the best worker of the month 12 times a year, because the dog's neck is wider than its belly. No, he is not thick at all, just from a small palterrier puppy a mahina grew up like a Caucasian shepherd.
But for my grandfather, this mountain of muscles has remained a small Bim to this day.

In the morning I solemnly carried the goats a sliced grass and I see a painting. Comrade dog takes out a goat’s egg and pulls it into the bucket. I scream to him, but he just doesn’t hear. Not even shuffled. The dog is kind, but I am not his owner. not used. I complain to my grandfather. The grandfather comes out of the house and takes serious steps toward the booth. I think all. Hana the dog. Grandfather approaches the booth exactly at the moment when Bim has another goat egg in his teeth.
and silence. Everybody stands like stumbled.
And here there is a long, very serious and maximum full of meaning: “Nowowow”
It was scary even to me.
The dog silently puts the egg back into the nest where it took it.
The grandfather, realizing that there are still eggs in the bucket, says, “Are you holding me a fool?”
For a minute, all the eggs were in the nest.

An official enters the company that won the tender:
Why did you steal money and not build the road?
Dad, stop talking about it.

In hell for officials prepared separate boilers, which melt all the bribes that led to the death of human souls.

Recently, my wife got an album with our photos before the wedding, where we are young - thin and green ))
We sit and look, we remember.
A 5 year old boy takes a picture of me and says:
Daddy, was it when you photographed?
It was a long time before I met my mother.
The child hangs for a few seconds and says:
Did you know that we hadn’t been born before?

The people who tell us that Russia is being robbed and its wealth taken abroad, and the people who have been robbing Russia and exporting its wealth abroad for 20 years, are the same people.