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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80925
 01.05.2013
Judging by our female series, if the heroine is in full shit, you should not worry. Soon it will appear titles "It has been... years" and she is already a successful business lady.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80924
 01.05.2013
Where can I fish on spinning during the ban?
YYY: In the bathroom.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80923
 01.05.2013
I started drinking vitamins.
For the vitamins? For what?
for a kiss.
For what?? to
For the kiss!
Just for that?Is it sure?
Well yes! Which on the neck!
Is it not the neck?? to
– Yes!! to
This is called a thyroid.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80922
 01.05.2013
xxx:...the damage to the system unit of the PC appeared after Windows 74 times in a day fell into BSOD, and I didn't have time to save the important document I worked on...
Of course, now I understand that rebooting a PC with a tail is ineffective, and I promise not to repeat such experiments again.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80921
 01.05.2013

Alexis
Will you come to my wedding?

Loyola
Honey when?
Who is?
Have you ought?
Is it sure?
Naughty?

Alexis
in September

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №80920
 30.04.2013
When my brother’s wife became pregnant, my brother was taken to the army. I had to take care of her, and accordingly take her to the hospital, tie her shoes, and of course drive to her favorite cafe at 3 o'clock at night for fried strawberries, the good of the cafe worked at this time.
I hated her in the first half of my pregnancy. The second half - I waited for a miracle to happen and my nephew was born. When my brother returned from the army, I didn’t want to let him go to the child at all!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80919
 30.04.2013
They burn napalm.
An anamnesis of the disease - considers himself sick about a month after death.
And somewhere down the corner in the cushions – the death of the father...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80918
 30.04.2013
I have a choice, my favorite gifted a coupon of a gifted horse... we need to choose one of several... right now in thought, what to choose a flight on an airplane, a flight on a rope over a breakout, bow shooting or spa procedures
Vauu: flight on a thread and shooting from a bow on a flying
WOW: well and spa procedure - throwing dirt flying on the wire
and (rofl)
It would be better to shoot those who fly on the trunk, those who are on the ground.
Ah... the bricks.
What I have postponed...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80917
 30.04.2013
Do not forget to turn off the alarms, or they are probably not aware that there are four Saturdays ahead!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №80916
 30.04.2013
From the correspondence of admin and electronics:

Come to me Andrew.
Do not point, do not point.
Bring a piece of cheese.
What a tea without cheese!? to

You make two pieces of sausages, and I’ll find an oil.
In our time, do not live alone.

I will take a bulldozer with me.
There is a wind
I put it in the refrigerator.
I will put it until morning - 2 times)

Take more beer.
I will take vodka.
Then to work.
I do not want to go

Let’s wake up together.
The old clock.
Nuclear core compilation
The shooters raise the axes.

Congratulations on rock and roll.
I picked the guitar, the dish rolled.
The salt is beautiful, long.
How Dave Murray recorded


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80915
 30.04.2013
I have already blocked my grandparents from sending messages to short numbers. and you?! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80914
 30.04.2013
"Gamer who have girls, put like!"

XXX What?
yyy: xxx, girl is the type of cat, just speaking)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80913
 30.04.2013
...on one-sixth, dumb, sushi took out the souls of people...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80912
 30.04.2013
In view of May holidays, I congratulate everyone on Tuesday!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80911
 30.04.2013
How about health? When to work?
Hemorrhoids are such hemorrhoids! The ass after the operation had almost ceased to hurt, but the hole of the fucks scars and narrows. Yesterday, the doctor stretched her with the finger, and now she is noising again. This and see will prescribe homosiina for medical purposes o_o

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80910
 30.04.2013
The comet is now approximately 621 kilometers from the Sun and is in the orbit of Jupiter.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80909
 30.04.2013
- how, knowing the electrical resistance of water and pipes, to calculate in which apartment in the bathroom is the body with the washer on. He has been lying for three days.

Neighbors are stealing electricity. Phase from the socket, and zero to the battery or crane with water. The calculator does not take into account such expenses.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №80908
 30.04.2013
A good week.
Today is Monday and tomorrow is Friday.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №80907
 30.04.2013
If a man claims he is the head of the house, he is not married.
Not only is he not married, he does not even have a cat.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80906
 30.04.2013
It is terrible to think of the time when people who post about mail will get older. They are also embarrassed by the entire internet with complaints about clinics.

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