Letter from a Ukrainian acquaintance:
How much do you weigh?
“I don’t know, but the elevator doesn’t respond to me, I have to jump.

Why are you doing this car??? These cars are: 1. It is cheap; 2. All spare parts in step-by-step availability, although the neighbor's garage; 3. There is little gasoline; 4. A warm oven, creating a special romance; 5. It gives the opportunity to thoroughly study the triangle of the car.
And again - you need to live on financial opportunities, and not to raise handicaps in credit, and then climb in front of friends, having a wide kitchen.

distribution for 75 gigs, 207 releases of Criminal Russia. The first comment:

L33tr: Wow! A lot of positive in one share, thank you.

Thanks to the Russian occupation of Crimea, many people learned about the existence of so many organizations from which Russia can be expelled.

Ivanovich: xxx: "In relationships you can not use affectionate nicknames of ex"
Neighbor: Why not?
Ivanovich: not to project the old shell for a new hope
Neighbor: mmm.. and wash the opposite.. neutral "cat" is also a plus - you will not be mistaken in the name
Ivanovich: It’s a cat... you’re burning.
The Neighbor: Go

“Terracot” is not a cat or a terrorist attack, but a terracot.
Terracotta is a trillion cats.

From the museum label:
Better to play duem metal and die unknown than just die unknown.

Q: How long do you think your uncle will stay with us tomorrow? Would you prepare it for him? (I need to buy more products)
xy: 1 - half a day I think exactly
2 – What’s best for you
xx to sleep
Xy: Here you will mean to sleep.
I am ashamed to be such an extravagant hostess.

Search for the target audience in English - is when you click on the banner with the text "fast, without registration and SMS" and you get to the registration page, after which you need to enter SMS.

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I am currently studying driving licenses.
Yesterday was a lecture.
XHH: As an example, under something, the instructor shows a picture of an accident on the screen, where
The car is tight.
Girls: "fiiiiiii, can I change the picture?and "
xxx: No question, he put a picture where the car is broken weaker, but on the front background lies a body covered with a cloth...

Politicians are children who in their childhood were little fooled for lying.

In one archaeological expedition, I heard a funny story illustrating, in my opinion, the essence of human nature.
Per many people imagine what a classic Arabic home looks like. Not a palace or a mosque, but an ordinary home of middle-income masters. This is such a square box, with a semisphere above. If you look closely, you can notice that this hemisphere (i.e. the roof) is made up of ordinary stones bound by some kind of cement. If you do not get into the question of what this cement is made of, then you can be surprised by another - and how it is possible to connect these stones with cement without a single support??? The answer is primitively simple. When they finished building the main box of the building, all of it was then sinked with sand, and, in addition, a large "hill" was sinked, a hemisphere, on which the roof was then quietly laid out, like a roofed shell on a sandstone... Nothing interfered. Then the stones, mixed with cement, froze... But! This is the big question - and then how to get all the sand out of the house??? And here everything was very simple. Before filling the sand, the owners placed a handful of gold coins in the furthest corner from the entrance. This was included in the cost of building a house, placed from the beginning. And before entering the new house, there was already a crowd of local poor people. And when the owners decided that the cement was frozen, they commanded, “Let’s go!!!“And the poor rushed to throw the sand out of the house, trying to dig into the gold...The house was cleaned in minutes. Here is the man and his essence.

I recently did what I had long dreamed of. When I was called after an interview with a job invitation, I answered in their style:
- Thank you for your interest, but unfortunately you did not pass the contest and the choice was made in favor of another applicant.
What is the candidate??? The girl at that end of the wire would have closed her brain if she had.
Applicant for the position of my employer.

to this:
here here :
"be beautiful" is a verb, rather
of all.
We need to know the classics!
"A puppet (five years) sprinkled
Spirit: I’m all so smelly. I am all
Such a ghost. and turning in the mirror.
My mom is so cute!"
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Write off, good man, I really want to meet a man who remembers the work of Korney Chukovsky.)

Lav to G. Half a month coded us the most beautiful and convenient player for the site.
Lav: At the end realized that he created a masterpiece, sent us naked, locked in the office, sitting and enjoying the fruits of his work.

XX: I have an enemy literacy.

Rescue workers captured the signal from the alleged "black boxes"
Boeing 777 of Malaysia Airlines.
IMHO, Boeing in textures failed.

In the evening, the children are carried around the house. I tell them:
Soon go to sleep, stop running, play something quiet.
The Senior:
We’re going to play zombies, they’re going slowly!

PM: The situation in Ukraine is tense

UUU: in Ukraine

XHH: To stop the disputes B or NA, I suggest speaking "U Khhlov" =)

You are a crapper! xd