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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96572
 12.04.2014
xxx: I realized that the phrase "yes;no" carries a great semantic burden.
It means: "I understand how you came to such conclusions, but the reason is not that".

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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96571
 12.04.2014
“AutoVAZ” has stopped the supply of vehicles to Ukraine. This day should be a celebration.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96570
 12.04.2014
Finished by:
— — —
to this:
Listening at work.
What do you know about old age? I am still decoding the PC abbreviation as a Fire Crane, not a Personal Computer!
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The Steam Coat. Who is more?
— — —
Poppy, I closed the topic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96569
 12.04.2014
Talk about cats.

XXX: What are you feeding?
Meanwhile the cat
There is even a reserve.
cats 3 and cats 2

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96568
 12.04.2014
All of this:

This smart man:
here here :
This is:

“It wasn’t about genetic differences, it was about deeds. Yes, sucking standing or sitting - for society it is almost indifferent, so it is not counted.

Yes... Yes Yes Yes! Let’s write again about the huge queues in public women’s toilets, and discuss their significance for society.
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What is wrong? We have equality, dear feminine. The number of seats is the same. And the fact that we can add more pissuars shouldn’t fuck you. They do not matter to you.
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Equality is when the same number of pissuars hangs in a woman’s toilet. First, I know a couple of ladies who, strangely enough, treat them wonderfully, and secondly, there are special devices for women so that they can write standing in a psisuar. So that...

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Go out of the humorous website!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96567
 12.04.2014
xxx: fried rice in Thai restaurants in Thailand is sometimes similar to paella in Barcelona, sometimes to biriani in India, sometimes to rizoto.

Yyy: Thais will diversify the diet of the world’s cuisine? The good guys. And you don’t have to go far – you can try everything in one place :)))

zzz: World cuisine is trying to imitate Thai. In attempts to make fried rice, it comes to paella, plov, and hz what.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96566
 11.04.2014
here here :
"be beautiful" is probably a verb.

We need to know the classics!
A puppet (five years) was sprinkled with spirits: I'm all so stinking. I am all so dumb. and turning in the mirror.
My mom is so cute!"


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96565
 11.04.2014
to this:

Yesterday in the resuscitation called me a 4-year-old boy:
Aunt come to me.
I am fit. There is a surgeon nearby.
The child :
Find my mom, look her in the eyes, just look, and say I love her so much.

And all because despite the law, the resuscitation of parents is never allowed. This is why children have to convey their love through intermediaries and grow up not by years.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96564
 11.04.2014
Aristotle: Never ever! Never bring women to the server for love pleasures!
Archon: You will be fine.
Argont: But the server will upset you and make you do the same with yourself.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96563
 11.04.2014
Late in the evening (so that there is no traffic jams) we carry furniture, a lot of furniture, so I order loaders. A good mother decided to warn her son.
Baby, I will be late today.
and pause.
And not alone.
The son wide opened his eyes.
With a man?? to
You won’t believe with two!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96562
 11.04.2014
A boy found in the library
Books by Tom
Sometimes he whispers a little.
The world of happiness and love
by Sansonnet

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96561
 11.04.2014
I adore Russia! Google how to record a video from the TV - the most adequate answer found on the forum of racers!and :)

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96560
 11.04.2014
As for literacy.
I went to OK a day ago, saw a photo with a monument and the phrase "who will come to us with the sword - from the sword and die". Untoldly surprised and upset - the monument is still, what mistakes to make?
I asked in the chat carefully, did anyone else notice her?
I was almost broken! It turns out that everything is correctly written!!! to
Why? → Because one lady said that the test word is “Dale” and in the old Slavic language there is the word “Dale” and it slows like “Sword”, and the author of the monument decided to remind us with one letter of his roots (black, yes?!).And another "literate person" supported her in this version. The fact that all the remaining words are written in modern Russian does not bother her. Attempts to remind the rules of ending in the creative period also brought nothing good.
and all. The whole chat decided that "the sword" is right, so that it is impossible to persuade. Everyone who then came in and tried to say something about the mistake was roughly sent to all the letters of the alphabet, plowed and taunted by such "wise men."
I am for what?
To the fact that thanks to such literacy, the entire Russian language goes to hell, but impenetrable stupidity, ignorance and humility flourish.
Shame on you comrades.
Burn in Hell.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96559
 11.04.2014
The engineers of the USSR were valued. We could simultaneously teach engineering graphics, sopromat, biochemistry, philosophy and a foreign language. Exams and not exams. And without copying and stealing of other people’s references from the internet. Therefore, when the last engineers of the union retire, the fabulous dolby... e... diletants will remain in the production.
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10 years ago we had 2 universities in the city: 1 - technical, where all the teachers are still from the Soviet Union, 2 - humanitarian, stepping up with time. In the first hemorrhoids with new laws on education, the second - clapped "scientific degrees" employees and problems decreased.
After studying in one, an engineer, he decided to get a humanitarian education, when he went with an insider from the first diploma to reset the assessments at the department of economics of the university. He told his colleague the following:
" and Nefigasebe, they have economics engineers and bucks. More accounts than our managers"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96558
 11.04.2014
Ann Swan: Men are strange. Sasha told me at the beginning of our relationship that our relationship is like a flower. Maybe they grow up, maybe they don’t.
Ann Swan: And now this guy is hiding under the couch and waiting for me to go into the room to scare me.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №96557
 11.04.2014
On the subject of teachers. I studied in 1st grade and learned to read and write a long time ago. They made a drawing: it was necessary to wrap their hands and paint them with different colors. I did everything and signed: My assistants. The teacher corrected the helpers. I say, “But this is from the word help!” and she replied, “You have not yet passed the test words, so you can’t know how this word is written.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96556
 11.04.2014
You are not in the voice.
The employer is calling me now. well in the summer)
- Julia Alexandrovna, your director sent me in the ass and I decided to call you.
Do you think I am "OOO"? O_O
Your ass is the most friendly.
Ambiguous compliments
Sorry, I didn’t think, can I call back later?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96555
 11.04.2014
Hunger: "We need to do more!"
Lying: "We need to eat less!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96554
 11.04.2014
From the read before

I sell shadows for black and white half liters.

I sell a jeans shirt.

))))))))) Oh yeah

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №96553
 11.04.2014
British art blogger Jonathan Jones called for a cultural boycott of Russia:
One of the answers has just been suggested by Matthew Born, "refusing to carry his gay interpretation of the "Swan Lake" (!) Russia and Russia" I believe that a cultural boycott, in this case, is a good idea... No art for Russia until it returns to a democratic and peaceful path!

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