xxx: the seller declared the cost of the package $ 50, so it went off) although with iPhones, I heard, it does not roll - they are forcing the duty to pay.
YYY: Well, of course, the iPhone can’t do anything for free, even cross the border)

XXX: Let the guy call his
He will give her mushrooms.
My stomach hurts, it won’t help.
Senf, like all punitive medicine, is universal)))

Why do boys love beer and girls eat?
Everybody likes to eat. And the boys. Beer is liquid to eat. and KKOMBO!

Magnus Carlsen has arrived.
YYY: Who is this?
XXX: World Chess Championship
YYY: The Ours?

I come home, my husband is playing a new toy on the kickbox. It suffers:

I named this character in your honor. You are the hottest and hottest here. I bought you all the best (pause) but I don’t take you to battle now. I am afraid you will be killed.

Discuss photo of Martian images of the discovery of an unidentified object:
"I don't know how people have come to communicate with aliens, if they can't even talk to dolphins, although they are smart and like from our planet.
What a dolphin. They cannot agree with each other.
FireS

Upviqq: Good morning Serge. We managed to locate the problem: your software and hardware complex is incompatible with our hardware.
MisterJ: Stop, what are you talking about?
upviqq: A software and hardware complex with a very weak processor. Ivan Ivanov, if I am not mistaken.

Betrachtung: Ah, I once was in such a situation: one stroke in the jaw was enough for a person to become an interesting and polite interlocutor.

I am leaving school. I see that they put on the pavement a piece of asphalt two on two meters. They put them on the rocks so that they would not come in and walk away. But the first thought was that the wind would not take away.

[4/8/14, 1:54:56 PM] Dmitry: Everything is very bad
[4/8/14, 1:55:14 PM] Igor: Believe me I know
[4/8/14, 1:56:46 PM] Igor: but not the time to despair
[4/8/14, 1:56:54 PM] Igor: things will be even worse

From the tweet: "I looked into the moscovite mahjongist chateau, and there the Kyrgyz (4 Dan) calls the Tatar (2 Dan) "Uzbek Jeban" for a mistake in the word "huli".

It is possible to collect folk stupidity on the crops for a long time, and the best, in my opinion, collection of pearls "knowers " of the Russian language" is in the article of Natalia Belyushina "Torstvo abirvalga". At work, reading is dangerous, employees can call you a psychiatric brigade! and :)

I quote a little:

Outside the context, it is sometimes very difficult to understand what the writer is interpreting. "They stumbled upon him" is not a shameful description of the sinful sin, but a sad fact: the parents stumbled upon the child. “Potikali” instead of “Potikali” quickly captures new territories. “Zadrapezdy” – don’t think bad, it is meant to be drunkard. “About itb” – I thought badly, and it turned out that it was about food. “In the table” is not “in the table town of Kiev”, but “in the rest”. “He agreed,” he agreed. “Fidelity” is given. The “terracotta” is not a cat or a terrorist, but a terracotta. “He came,” he came. Sergey Timofeev, the author of seventy publicist materials in the media, gave the beautiful word "estopads", so called my comments: cute, say, estopads. My estopads are, as far as I can judge, more squadrons than, say, squadrons, but Timofeev could have meant escalators as well.

here here :
This and the same with him:
The day of the fool did not succeed. No one was able to distinguish the jokes from the Ukrainian news.

________

Your mother, guys, I’m from Ukraine, share the source, and what do you zombie there??? We don’t have some of these news, like most of the incidents according to this news.

________

And what, is there nothing in the Ukrainian Google on the request "Dart Vader Ukraine"? Try through the Russian proxy then.

Medved (13:00:18 8/04/2014)
I received a spam message today, I saw the topic - do not read the delete. The phrase was "please enjoy your cheek, buy a powerful laser"... three minutes I thought a man in the pitch would shine... I didn't immediately understand what it was about and who to rejoice, but the march gave birth to a new fashion trend - a subcutaneous neon lighting....

Medved (13:00:54 8/04/2014)
Imagine you are walking in a dark street and a spot of neon light is rolling down.

Medved (13:00:58 8/04/2014)
And the star!

Lizzie (13:12:10 8/04/2014)
:D

Medved (13:16:48 8/04/2014)
again - green light - free, purple - not angry, yellow - self-sufficient:) - red understandably чо:)

The author 13971 from Debebayek:

You seem to have seen the screw only in home users.
So, for reference: on win7 and beyond, there is no shit cloud of software, which is written under XR, and it is far from toys, but software to expensive hardware. I have several hundred new computers at work under the HR rotating because of this. So your "...People, try to keep pace with the time..." - it is you write to the site of malkosoft, so that the normal screw is released. No one will change expensive equipment that is under the HR standards, just because the screw is outdated.

China is the only country in the world where all souvenirs are local.

xxx: I offer statuses for bugs:
and live
The legitimate
Not legitimate
YYY: What about in progress?
xxx: "Batya, I try"

The XXXX:
Do you say that fat people should fly on airplanes at a higher price than thin ones? well well. I have a cousin. greedy to bitterness. He was serious about the injustice of the world. Namely, why in paid toilets people write and cuddle at the same price

The more you cry out about your national superiority, the less your country will be.

told a acquaintance. She was driving a car, reading a book. At one of the stops, a company of workers entered and began to cling to her with stupid questions: "Girl, what are you reading? Why do you read?” and etc. She did not react, then one of them approached her closely, took a wooden fallos, painted under the hook, swung under her nose and said, "Would you try?" She calmly replied, “I sympathize with you. So young, and already with a prothesis.” In the wagon began a homeric whistle, the guy became red, the bullet flew into the tambour and did not come out of it until the end of the way. After that, the workers permeated her with respect and no longer attached, and even the opposite - guarded. To her questions, “Where is your pain?” They said, “The fuck knows him.”