And every month on the subject of pregnancy, the fucking mother-in-law asks me...I gave up 1 time, how offensive it was.
Then she said that I love oral sex and my husband is anal)) no longer asks)))

It will be useful to many ;)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Change the buttons to *I believe* - *I don't believe*!! to

Solveig: Listen, I came to the mind that the student is quite of the word student. amorphous jelly-shaped thing, activated on holidays, if left alone for a long time - flows through a sad loaf.

The Russians go everywhere to add their characters to the local colour... As is known, the father of Russian, and of all world democracy, was the Snake Gorinich, who had three heads and, respectively, three independent branches of power - executive, legislative and judicial. But recent excavations showed that Gorinych had a fourth head, which embodied the power of the people themselves. But somebody snapped her out under the noise.

"Peugeot" and "Renault" nervously smoke on the background of the printer "rooths" :)

Saika: it was before the money was in the books about the inventory, now it is most reliable to move in the SDG

(Heroic chat la2)
XXXX: We are like rock stars
We are 2k people listening now.
Just imagine it XD
We are all roaring, but not listening.

Today the system failed... I decided to get off the escalator not with my right leg, as I always did, without thinking, but with my left. It felt like I was learning.)

by Ronikut:
I recently went to the strip bar, was very drunk, celebrated the anniversary of divorce, as a result, a beautiful stripper is sitting on my knees, and we engaged in a masterpiece conversation:
I: Girl, but in your life you had more of the same eggs like me, who were ready to carry you on your hands to death, and you were sewing them off.
She: Yes
I: And now we are both here.

Here’s what a touch phone means... A cat snorting him, took 3 photos, sent 5 messages and called a police suit

And we in the family have a story about the bullet lightning, which grandmother's brothers and sisters sometimes tell... how they were all scared and all that, and my grandmother is constantly whispering to me: yes, they are all dark, it is the grandfather who chased the girl, his machine exploded, that's all.

A friend told me that when he lived in the United States, his father in his family suffered from such dyslexia that he called him not Nikita, but Natasha.

I went to the store, picked a perforator, and I understood...
Love for neighbors is determined by the size of the perforator.

This is what a touch phone means... The cat smelled him, took 3 pictures, sent 5 messages, and called the police.

On the occasion of the granting of the royal title to Urfin, a grand national celebration was appointed. Knowing that none of the inhabitants of the city and the surroundings will voluntarily appear on him, the chief commander and General Lan Pirot took their measures.

On the eve of the holiday, at night, when everyone was asleep, the dumbom went through the houses. They woke up the inhabitants and dragged the half-sleeping to the palace square. They could sleep there or stay awake as they wanted, but they could not leave.

And so, when Urphine in the luxurious royal mantle appeared on the balcony of the palace, he saw a huge crowd of people on the square. The fluid cries of “Ura!” — these were the cries of Urphin’s accomplices and the wooden soldiers.

Wire, crying suckers and other eyeglasses, with all the forces of the world from all the wide Russian pure soul I cursed you!!! Humorous website that has never broken (see. The p. 1) really cool jokes, embarrassed by their crap like a toilet in a public toilet! Burn in the hell, you wretched ones!! to

When I go shopping with my daughter, she chooses what to do, and begins to open the package, I always stop her...I say wait, first you need to give the aunt at the box office, it will pay, and then you will open. And this is the same "thete on the box" she perceives in one word. Suitable stretches the cashier his snacks and says aunt Nakassa give a pack))))

The husband has been hanging over the plate with dinner for half an hour, sitting in the screen of the monitor.
I (fifth time): Let’s eat, finally, or it’s all covered with ice.
Why do you prepare a cold dinner?

I stand in the hallway and explain to a friend where to find one of the 8 masks (Skyrim). The teacher heard. And Mary asks, are you for the Brothers Bury or the Emperors?
She said that so far for no one, or he believes that Talmore is only doing the best for Skyrim, will still fall on the exam...

"peugeot", "renult"... You are about "chrysler" still remember!