They steal...
It is told that once a member of the Politburo and deputy head of the Soviet government Mikoyan came to a small town.
The director of the local meat plant, having gained courage, asked for permission to increase the number of guards in the company's scheduled schedule: too much is stolen.
Anastasia Ivanovich asked:
How many people work in the guard?
The director named the number of security personnel.
Mikhail friendlyly advised:
Reduce the guard by half. Thieves are less.

Someone of the Great and Wise said, "When you change a shepherd, only the herd believes that the master changes."

Previous Post: The Cold. A neighbor (C1) and a neighbor (C2) C1 roasted an egg for lunch and, looking for something to eat, found a bowl of hernia belonging to C2. C1 is eating. C2 suits, takes the ovary from C1, and he does not give. by C2:
You eat my fuck with a spoonful, and the eggs are swallowed!

- mazzuta: for girls a special way to check the possibility of passing through the hole in the fence - if the bag has passed, then it will pass itself.

The news:
Mikhail Boyarsky leads the movement for the rights of smokers

The commentary:
Let him better defend the rights of the hat-bearers and the thirty-thousand-charts.

xxx: here is the nahuya pycharm on an absolutely naked system puts 5 versions of the piton at the same time?
Don’t worry, he has a terrarium.

RinaHunter: I go three days back to the subway, behind me are two glamorous kiso, who will tweet something on Twitter - okay, I think to go out soon, let yourself tweet. And here we get into a blockade. I listen and understand Zen. Twice the honest word.
“I don’t eat GMO foods,” says Kiso on the left. Because they have genes.
Oh, I think I think. It will be a revelation! And really.... )
- And in foods without GMOs there are no genes, - continues Kiso. You can imagine they add people’s genes to food!
(Imagination is painting such a Doctor Evil figuring a potato of his own DNA.)
That is so harmful! He catches the kiosks to the right. I’ve heard that if a person eats a person, or his genes, well, somehow, he dies from poisoning.
I am thinking now. Maybe my stomach hurts because I eat people’s genes, right?

X: The more pain in my heart, the more I press on the gas pedal.
You don’t have a car, fool.
Maybe there is a gas pedal.

"From 12.00 to 15.00 on all channels, the CPSU Congress in one person"

My thirst will destroy me. I searched for half an hour on the internet to download the book for free. Libraries, torrents and so on. I even decided to buy it. I need urgently... On a request to buy a book on Google, I didn’t give anything clear. I went to the author's website and voila - they lie there in free access. I feel a loser.

The soul is immortal. Vampires are immortal. Vampires have no soul. Where is it stored? How is the death of the immortal? Is there an egg layer with the souls of vampires?
Q: What are you smoking?

If a girl has been married five times and has been hit with goats every time, it means that she either doesn't choose there, or she chooses a fox.

Olga
Although men do not need all kinds of cosmetologists there, they do not need depilation))) the morning got up, washed and was immediately beautiful!)))
Oksana
Beautiful from nature)))) Not what we are)

Discuss video on the hub where the astronaut conducts experiments in non-gravity.

mifki: It’s cool when you can hang the microphone in front of you and free your hands.
k2m30: I am afraid that this habit will make him very upset when he returns to earth.

- you have a normal weight, I will not feed, let me get more, and save again. How was the inch? Poultry per day?

I think she thought she was eating a lot ;)

He was too enthusiastic about slavery and automatically calculated the percentage, forgetting such a thing as the amortization of the Inch in the process of domestic slavery, which would entail its complete loss as a result of the operational loads before the costs start to exceed the profit.

Dialogue in Argentina:

- Let's play a game, there all the cards are distributed, and somebody gets a murderer's card, and somebody gets a police card.
I know, it’s called "Police"!
And in Russia it is called "Mafia"!
In Russia, the police are the mafia.

See also Google.

Question: I broke up with a girlfriend and she gave me my companion for evil.
Answer: Give her a companion too.

We go with my wife on the car on the track, the overlooked stands "a girl of easy behavior".
Can I take her with me?
Wife – what are you? It should be soaked in chlorine for two days.

I don’t like staying with my friends at night.
YYY : Why?
I talk in my dream. And most importantly you wake up and don’t know what you said, but people heard it! And suddenly you told them the truth – that you are Tony Stark and know the entrance to the narnia and lost your virginity with the fave.

Recently, there has been a wild number of “good” people on the Internet. Explain the difference between good and good. Good people do good. Often – anonymously, and those around you don’t even always know about it. Sometimes they ask to help them do good. Thus they also give the opportunity to do good deeds to those who help them. Thanks to them all for that.
They want to be in trend. They also need to do something, but preferably quickly and without special costs. It is so convenient: took, re-posted a request for help on Facebook, just pressed one button, and as if the conscience is clean, you can tell yourself that you are good, kind. No, not kind – it is kind. This is a kind of spiritual masturbation.
Over the last 4 months, the good guys have dropped me in the tape of 46 posts with mothers who need blood, infants who need a transplant all at once, dog shelters that are closing and dogs need to be picked up, otherwise everyone will be drowned, and other cries for help. Guess how many of these phones worked? and two! There were unfortunate people who stumbled to explain that it was just someone’s shit. There was no one on the other 44 phones. But, having scored them in Yandex, it turns out that when calling from a mobile phone is written off from 100 to 500 rubles. My good friends, are lazy to do good. They just do a foolish post and live on with a sense of duty. And good people, when trying to help, just get a little bit of money. Or not a little.