We have one tester got a call somewhere like in hotels on the check-in and every time he finds a bug - calls...
Head of Department: It’s annoying! I have a Pavlov reaction to these calls - "the cake is ready and it's time to take it out!"

The repair of the apartment in the style of "hai-tech" smoothly moved into the style of "hai-tak", and ended in the style of "hren with it".

Children’s bed, manufactured by SCV-Company.
When assembling this device, I remembered all the matte words and invented a couple of new ones.
1st Instructions for writing binoculars-PTUst for aliens
2nd When trying to find anything about the assembly of this model in the internet, only posts of the type "man and neighbor began to collect a bed and went to drink for a week".
Three The marking on the details and in the instructions do not coincide in principle.

Results of collection:
- for the final assembly lacks eight M6X50 screws, I will try to buy tomorrow
Four holes had to be drilled. The details did not fit in the places intended for them.)
- 3 times had to clean the garbage from the holes with a knife, 2 times to drill out
- the black spot from the garbage was misunderstood for the marking, now in the bottom of the box one left hole (the marking as it turned out there is not provided)
- there was no extension of the attachment of the divided parts of the box, but I hit from the first time
- especially want to note the fixation of the bottom in the position "for newborns". It is necessary to hold the back of the bed with three limbs in the wheel. position and twist the screws to the ass at 1/3 of the turn at a time. (Around 8 hours have passed)
- delivered the phrase in the instructions, literally: "Fixing directing to the side wall of the commodity in the second hole of three with the help of self-cutting"

Plus: I’ve never had such a technical quest.

[12:05:07 PM] Evgeny: I don’t seem to like the development department.
[12:05:14 PM] Eugene: tested on the background of the Windows app, the release of which was supposed to come out.
[12:05:18 PM] Evgeny: fell, gave to work
[12:05:22 PM] Evgeny: gathered a new building
[12:05:28 PM] Evgeny: bring, type yuu everything works
[12:05:36 PM] Eugene: in half a minute I bring them back
[12:05:43 PM] Evgeny: The app is not launched
[12:05:53 PM] Evgeny: I understood what the look of the murderer looks like

As a proctologist (one who treats the buttocks) I will answer "Put an expander or scissors in a variety. And no labels should be read." the following:
Put them there only if there is an acute desire to visit me for the treatment of freshly baked hemorrhoids ;)

Tagged: gifts
WOW: Hello
HHH: How are you?
Norma and you?
I’m going to bake two chickens today.
One is named Jan, and the other?
We will have the second...

White tape is better than black, but worse than machine gun.

From the discussion of mobile antivirus:

KyberPrizrak
This is an old joke about Kaspersky, not about the other web! When the NOD32 virus is detected: "This. This is like a virus to you. Is it right now to urinate or to go to jail for torture?" Kaspersky: "AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Viruses, we will all die, what to do, the attack, the child, the apocalypse. and no. "Thanks to you!!! Viruses, we will all die, what to do, the attack, the child, the apocalypse. and no. It is just a program. Sorry, I was scared"

by catmen08
KyberPrizrak, for modern realities rather like this: Kaspersky: Master, here you were called on the door while you were sleeping. Well, for security, I put you in the zinc grave and rolled in the asphalt, and on the perimeter I put machine guns towers, wire and mines. This is where I thought what I should do next: pour more lead on your asphalt, so that you are sure to be safe, but leave it so? Choose it, choose it! I am a democratic program, the opinion of the user is always taken into account! NOD32: Master, while you slept, thieves broke into us, took all our possessions, shot the dog, painted a porn banner on the wall and broke all the windows! Here I am thinking: Should I have stopped them or not? What do you think? Avast: Relayax, guy... What viruses? Viruses are a myth... Let’s get one more...

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YYY: Yes, of course I will
YYY: And who are you?

What are the three questions before a fight in the cabbage?
The show?
The show?? to
The show?!! to

# Shadow_of_the_Eagle 06.05.2012 20:49
Will mutants be copied from existing or invented, as in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

The boy played.

Daddy and Mom were traveling to Bali, Mommy told me when she returned. They came out during the precipitation on the ocean shore - there is no water, algae lie around. Dad said:
I will not swim in your garden anymore.

Created a file called "Course". I adjusted all the parameters as needed - the font there, the interval, the fields... I wrote half-fat "Introduction". Retreated the line. Five gaps for the red line.

So tired. I go buy chocolate.

Chapter 8: How I'm Making So Many Mistakes
WOW: In this proposal?

Spring is May! On the streets of Moscow is spread the smell of "churches".

xxx: carpet on avatars is so popular, thanks to the cartoon Alladin.
YYYY: Probably that’s why I’m choking XD

Whoever served will understand.
After 10 months of service, I decided to rest. I lay in the isolator at a rate of 37.7 thought I would rest for a few days. In the end, they sent to the therapist, he to Laura, the one to the dentist, removed two teeth, put in the hospital, did the ecg - sent to the super hospital, now I go to the supermega hospital to be commissioned. I have 17 days left.

XXX: I watched it in the theater.
YYY: Is the monotheism a type of hippodrome?

I went to the Avengers. Loki with his smile untouchably reminds Bezrukov. So it seemed that he would start singing about Russia-Mother, under the screams of the Americans being destroyed :D

Have you seen the inaguration?
Was it just in the recording?