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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1996
 26.02.2008
Let us be friends.
Go to!
Take your hands away from my letters.
Friends don’t say that!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1995
 26.02.2008
The gentle spring sunshine plays with the rays on the rays, the light breeze slightly blows the passers off the sidewalks and gently cracks the face, a small snowfall slightly dusted the paths and the tired traveller again taps them, trying not to pull the snow with the shoe.
And it would seem that nothing prevents the approaching of spring and heat... but so is the quiet storm of winter:
It’s spring, not spring!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1994
 26.02.2008
ZigAnA: the pipet of mankind went crazy
Re: What is that?
ZigAnA: yesterday the buyer of the blonde outside came to the pharmacy to a friend.And asked if they have a candy for breast enlargement in the sale))))
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ZigAnA: ah)) and today in the pharmacy the product new came..along with pins for breast enlargement )))))))))))))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1993
 26.02.2008
Do you think I’m small? (Sorry for the stupid question, but very interesting)
I don't think it's 4 in size at 15 years, it's an adult.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №1992
 26.02.2008
The golden middle is the moment between a dark past and a bright future.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1991
 26.02.2008
The preamble.



We, three friends, go to Turkey to rest. One of us, I call

His man, a very ignorant man. After the patience of the patient

study on the Internet of various incidents, incidents and cases with tourists in

Turkey, he managed to become exactly the same person with whom it all happened.

And it happens.



In restaurants, where he was “recommended to go by neighbors at the hotel”,

There was a double menu. In the shops, where... well, you know...

He paid three for a barrel. Most importantly, he managed to triple.

get into the system of shoe cleaners who offer to honor

shoes "completely free", clean one, and the other offer

$15 (you can buy new ones)



The Ambulance.



When Vitek for the last, third time unsuccessfully tried to disconnect from the

A cleaner, my second friend went out to help him. He succeeded.

The dialogue:



You are the brake, you are the brake. You cannot behave so.

VITEK: And what am I? They are themselves... (be, me...)



A friend left the hotel, stood at the entrance, leaned to the pillar, and exhibited

Look at one shoe. It didn’t take two minutes for him to fly.

the cleaner and on a broken Russian offered to clean ("Free? – is

“Safsem byzantine!” Okay, cleaned up, the friend said “rahmat”,

He turned and entered his hotel. The cleaner is still standing.

with open mouth. After a walk in the hotel, a friend went out again, went over.

On the other side, he stood up at the neighboring hotel and exhibited... another shoe.

The double two.



Of course, it is bad to laugh at the poor Turks. The story lasted 10 minutes.

The people gathered... Not only our people laughed, but the Turks who were present.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1990
 26.02.2008
I don’t have a TV at home, so I eat mushrooms and watch the carpet.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1989
 26.02.2008
The guys came up with what to write in the resume of the IT company in the column "Your weaknesses":
1st
Or maybe selfishness?
1st
vulgarity and cynicism)))
1st
Lustfulness
2 is
Criticism
1st
Alcoholism
2 is
tobacco smoking
2 is
Loved to sit.
2 is
I suffer from memory loss.
2 is
I can forget my name.
1st
and sudden orgasms)
2 is
I am a magnet for puppets.
2 is
Erektion during lunch break
1st
Moody doesn’t write anything at all?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1988
 26.02.2008
H@Mster_DAzorovec (17:10:29 19/02/2008)
We are connected to the most competent network of Volga-Telecom, our users are so harsh that they upload 5 megabytes of files for days, breaking through FTP fex for weeks. This is what we invented as girls stealing asses. You can get a million rubles. This is what we are playing on the network "Cosynku" with lies. We like to express our opinions and flute in forums. This is our administrators give IP ban for CAPS LOCK. But she’s still ours, she’s not going anywhere from her!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1987
 26.02.2008
What is the shorter grit:
You are half a year old, right?
Mom, I am at five.
Why did I think that half a...
-You constantly think that is not what the other reality, "And I thought of you at 12 institute, and I thought you need nowhere, and I thought you would leave";
The folder is connected:
Mom just stressed that she was thinking all the time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1986
 26.02.2008
As one predecessor said, you are either cursci and labs go to protect, or the homeland.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1985
 26.02.2008
I watched the picture today.
On the prospectus to play golf, with a broken nose.
Through sec.10 on the same prospectus is carried a gray with a hollowed ass.
Played in the Dungeons?? to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1984
 26.02.2008
Stop by:
Yesterday we defended 6 courses, graduates... the audience enrolled 15 of these graduates, and the composition in the person of teachers and scientists... almost began to check the course of these graduates and their originals. all 15 people in turn blinked flashes into the laptop.14 of the 15 people were different viruses on the flashes, which almost overthrew the laptop.All would be nothing but the specialty of computer security was protected")))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1983
 26.02.2008
aliasTM: I drove to work today with a gps, so it first broke, turn right, turn left...

Alicia: I go as usual.
and
AliasTM: Then he started hysterically screaming for me to turn away.
and
aliasTM: Then he just lost, from his point of view, where I came, there is no road and there is nowhere to turn...
and
Why are you mocking the beast? and :)
and
AliasTM: funny, you go, you talk to him... kind of silence, I know, I am a fool, do not teach a scientist, I know-know
and
aliasTM: I begin to understand taxi drivers when they are told where to go.)))

He is iron, he is iron.
and
AliasTM: I am afraid he will avenge me one day.)), will take him into the woods and throw him away.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №1982
 26.02.2008
Do you play in BC?

YYY: For what?

XXX: Fighting Club...Browser game

*xxx was kicked by admin zzz
The first rule of the Fighting Club: Don’t tell anyone about the Fighting Club.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1981
 25.02.2008
Yesterday I went to the neighboring town to my parents, checked everything at home, car keys, documents, etc.
I go down in the elevator from the 12th floor, my thoughts are all on the road, I lose the options of traffic jams and other road problems. Suddenly, the elevator stops in the area of the 5th floor and enters GIBDDeshnik, only on the first floor I got to know why he shakes - I extended his driver's license, crampingly trying to find insurance in another pocket.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1980
 25.02.2008
The first country to recognize Kosovo’s independence was Afghanistan.
<Roleg> heroin manufacturer recognized the independence of the distributor

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1979
 25.02.2008
“Russian radio – we are more than radio!” We are TV, pl.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №1978
 25.02.2008
From anonymous website:

This material is intended for persons over 18 years of age!
If you are under the age of 18, and you accidentally came here, then you must immediately inform your parents so that they can accustom you to the first number.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1977
 25.02.2008
Mother (M) says: approaches her brother (B) (11 years old) and says, “Mom, you know this word "Is it a condom"?
Q: Is it a condom?
B: (heading with his head)
M: What else to do, say sooner, I’m in a hurry.
B: Will you buy me?
M: You decided to live your sex life, isn’t it too early? There are no child sizes.
B: I’m not...
M: What is not?
B: I’m not going to have sex.
M: So who is he for you?? to
B: (in the spirit of Zadornov) Example...

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