I grew up thinking that I was Russian, only to suddenly learn that I was always Ukrainian. It’s never too late to change,” the 53-year-old wrote on Twitter.

Tell him that he is actually a Jew. He will die in the dark.

Humster Camomile: and the socket is called - "the socket for the laptop in the bathroom"?
SolarGinger: HDD it is called the "Soviet-era bowl of narrow boards, which perfectly becomes across the bathroom"

Commentary on the Ukrainian forum:
- I want to engage in the sewing of tricolors, the business is profitable: some will buy to hang, others - to burn.

The best stone from the topic about the mayoral elections in Novosibirsk:
"20:00 The city falls asleep, the mafia wakes up"))

I have a friend here sharply Foiled for drinking actually in the forest, arguing "where I will tell you, there will be a public place".

I think we can end today’s student-teacher quotation with a quote from an interview with RANHIGS Rector Vladimir Mau:

" of course A good university is one where good students study, not one where they study well. If you have good students, they require you to teach them well. This is the first point. The second distinctive feature of a good university is good teachers of any profile. Communicating with a smart person of any specialty is more important than communicating with a fool of his specialty. The task of the rector is to find ways to attract good students and good scientists.

The Miley Answers

Vitalik: Punto Switcher is a dangerous program?? to
Rrkol: What... she can change the Russian flag to the US and even to the Ukrainian flag in a trio!! to

Congratulations, I bought an arbalet!
xxx: sцука бл-бли ебуч @%##$#q as tetevu stretch... And there is no one in the garages....
XXX: The jacket was already broken by the worker.
xxx: Tethy dressed and how to shoot not understood (rofl) would not kill the truth with such a force ]:) xxx: Fuck, the garage neighbor broke :O

Oh my kids, fuck your mother! It is a maculature!! And not that, not that, not that!! Strictly through the shell...

Santa Claus, I still believe in you. Make, please, so that the internet is allowed only after a verification dictionary of 100 words, with a maximum of three errors!

XHH: What I like most about pidarasses is that they don’t reproduce.

I understood everything! The company "is time to roll out of the Russian Federation" is the Kremlin's plan to capture the world! First we will spread the Russians across all corners of the planet, and then once - and a referendum.
Without missiles, tanks and other nonsense, we will capture the entire Earth in a couple of generations, if the Chinese do not overtake it.

David Duchovny, star of the series “Secret Materials,” wrote on Twitter that he felt Ukrainian.

"Salo is somewhere nearby".

Rainbow-Spike: All this false division into humanitarian and technician is wrong and insufficient. There are only:
Rainbow-Spike: technicians who have spent time understanding the structure of their native language;
Rainbow-Spike: - cultural figures who realize that the infrastructure of civilization, giving them the opportunity to create without fighting about food and heating, is held on someone's shoulders;
Rainbow-Spike – technicians who were lazy in teaching literacy;
Rainbow-Spike: – and other debils who are proud of being “humanitarian.”
This is not "humanitarian" They just don’t have a brain.
Rainbow-Spike: And the fifth point goes to the alcoholics, alcoholics and their children. There is no longer only the brain, but also the species belonging.

C is:
It is good to have a Chinese car. All spare parts are original :)

Similarly, I was watching a strangely behaving car. Comparing with her on the lighthouse, he found that the driver and passenger on the move eating chicken grill with their hands.

the right direction.

Personally, I see in this the finger of fate – I walked through the woods and met a programmer.

You will see many more people who have been sent by the woods.

Let’s get away from politics and laugh at each other.
I propose to open a series of funny stories about what you did in your life for the benefit and for the ease of search to mark them with the phrase "not weak".
Maybe I will start:

Not very weak:
I am the manager of a very small company and the contract for 1 million rubles is very big for me.
Once in my office was drawn the director of the company, which planned to buy materials from us for 2.5 million.
After I told her about the advantages of our product for an hour, she said that she had already heard this from other suppliers and added that if she heard something new from me that she had not heard from others, she would sign the contract on the spot. It was said, done. The contract was signed by her through tears of laughter after I loudly broke.

by Maelinhon:
He spent 35 minutes on the internet trying to buy one CD or at least officially download it and support the artist. Well, yes, I’m a mammoth, I always pay for the music and books I like.
did not buy. 2-3 resources format first prove that you are not a camel, and then we will think about whether to bring the goods to your country... as it is there... ". And five dozen torrents.
And these people will prove to me that buying intellectual property is just a matter of conscience. No time, no comfort, no speed.
She went looking for musicians and offered beer for the old lady.

PS - A group not very rare or little known

Dialogue of two crosswords:
What is there?
-"The same as the husband, 6 letters"...first -"s"
This is the "spouse"
and yes?And I only have "DOG" suited

I was driving along the track, a concrete mixer from a company with a very sounding name "Mordocement" runs past me. It sounds like an order or a threat.