A woman is in the bus and speaks on her mobile phone:
- And you imagine, Sophotka, I will go into our bedroom, and he and his neighbor there cuddles on our bed, well, I stumbled into the kitchen... Oh, Sophotka, my stop, I will go to work at six and tell you.
Six in the evening. The same woman sits on the bus, and in the bus all the same faces are sitting, here a man jumps up, barely translates the spirit:
Am I not late?
He looks at the woman and says:
How did you get? Call the Sophia.

With Google Play about TeamViewer for Android:
When I stay at home and I need to go to the toilet, I take my phone with me, but sometimes you can turn on a song that is not suitable for this situation, and run with my naked ass through the whole apartment to switch either OK. Thank you, now switching the music on the compact doesn’t bother me at all, wherever I am. Hard 5 points. You are just space.

From the Auto Forum:
"I gave my life yesterday to the service, and as it happened - one was driving in the hospital, the other broke yesterday. Well, I think I’ll go on public transport on a day, the benefit of driving is 7 minutes, a taxi to wait longer. I went, decided to read the jokes in the communicator, and the first: “Any passenger of a bus over thirty is a loser.” I will go and kill me.

The letter came from the mail to the complaint from the site. say eb#m themselves in the ass without vaseline, so that the packages go faster
Ask me to send it if it helped.

In the store in the vitrine with household goods lie a rat hunt, a mouse hunt and a trap for cockroaches. Next to the values:

"The Catch of the Rats"
"The Catch of the Mouse"
"Craps on the roof"!!! to

Originals and fucking.

The news:
The number of route taxis on Easter will be increased, which means more people will be able to get to the cemetery on that day.

It excites...

>> Only other bassists look at bassists. But they’ll never say I’m cool.
You are wrong. A bunch of girls, among whom I am, look at the bassist very much. Because bassists play the guitar with such a face as if they are having sex with it. Often it is a pleasant spectacle. and :)

Even if you buy absolutely the same socks, after washing they still fall, gain a vivid individuality and a rich inner world.
Eugene Polikarpovsky: This is what I am talking about. They eat each other in the washing machine.

Growth is your growth! Here you know how the singers with the voice of the drunk snoring - enter the resonance and greeting? Well, your groul must resonate with the iron bowl!! to

The news tape.

15:48 Crime, accidents, nature
The daughter of the mayor of Rostov will be brought before the court for an affair of 250 million rubles

16:21 The Power
Mayor of Rostov became the best head of municipal education

The decision was made in 33 minutes.

The phone company Zopo.
RankoR: How about ZOPO with updates?
l0ser140: ZOPO

Review of Lada Granta Sport

Chinese trucks speed up to a hundred only 2 seconds longer and they have everything and are cheaper!
What do you know about two seconds? In two seconds you can tell your mother that you love her. I swear allegiance to my brothers. The stupid Chinese don’t know the real values.
ccc: Are you going to do all this shit right in the car when you drive?
ddd: These are compulsory things that the bacon does when it rushes. He knows that every step for him can be his last.

And now, Mr. Potter, I will teach you the most powerful spell that will help you in any life situation.
So repeat after me: "POHUISMUS ABSOLUTUS!"

I am an artist. Let me steal and chew.
Hm...
It is paint and paint.

I’m tired of these stupid cats. I want something smarter and more devoted. To wait for me at the threshold, it did not interfere under my feet. To be able to go for a walk with him. He and I understand each other in half a word.
In general, a more intelligent and perfect animal.
For example, the medusa.

The body decoction of the dead bird of the chicken squad stands in a cooled brother’s grave, next to the fish mummies.
xxx: so eat anything, only on the way home to acquire fat deposits Sus scrofa
domestically murdered by force.
WOW: Oh about what?! to
Buy the brake!
Why not say so?
Hopefully I’ll make you a vegetarian ?
You will make me such a rabbit.

There was a man with a gasoline on the street. I suggested to buy one. I picked up words for refusal.
After a lot of thinking about the topic of active sales and the correct positioning of the product.

One day, as a hungry student, I was stuck on vacation in a shelter, alone in a block.
There was no money, food too. In a neighbor-foreigner on the window she found a bowl: stylized under a bowl of honey, inside something looks like honey, smells like honey... this is only a very thick one, barely forged with a spoonful. The taste is sweet. And the inscriptions, most importantly, in a foreign language.
In short, I grabbed something.
And when the neighbor came from the holidays, I quietly watched her search the room, quarrelling: where did this hair removal tool go?! to
I have not eaten honey since then.

xxx:you know, the fairy tale of martyško and glasses can now be called colleagues and mfu

Apparently feeding grandchildren is something on the level of human nature - at 18 years want to eat, at 30 want money, and at 50 want to feed the grandson to death.