This is from the great man:
and OK. Two boys with the same skills and skills. One in a costume, the other in jeans. Who of them looks like a specialist, and who is a under-learned student and who would prefer to choose the chief?
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"It is unthinkable A $2 billion company with more than 4,300 employees can’t compete with six people in jeans?
Steve Jobs in response to Apple’s lawsuit.

The Law on Criminal Liability for Drug Promotion on the Internet

You go to the dealer and grash:
Give me the damned grass, I hate it!! to
He is like this to you:
Yes, this is the damn thing, and why am I just interested in this, the damn grass bag!!!! to
You are again:
Fu, let me go to the Dungeon with repentance, in a negative key to the Dungeon, the damned Ganges!!!! to

Discussion of a difficult client:
That is the behavior of the baby. Lots of noise and noise, but I can’t say.
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Even though babies are easier to understand.
X: Yes, and listen... can I give him a breast? Not my own, of course.
Give it up, forgive it.

Doctor: I understood what a difficult post-Soviet childhood was.) I broke out the old things and found a half-sleep, which I bought in class 7-8 "for growth". He is now almost up to me - it is a 30-year-old man under a hundred kilograms of weight.)

>>> we and the cat were exactly lazy of the highest degree - now 3 minutes stood in front of the inner door /*which he knows how to open perfectly*/ and stupidly waited for who would open first...

And who won? The cat?

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XXX is good to do. I came today from work, hoping for a miracle, turned the music into the contact and there. All creatures are like this.
I am slightly upset, I cut off the sab (totally, even the power cable pulled out), I turn off the columns, twist all the wires, carefully put everything in the corner and... music played, her mother!!! to
XXX I, carefully riding the bricks, look around, no. I am home alone.
xxx music definitely plays next to, not loudly so as if bullied
xxx intuitively looking for a cat, he can do a similar henna, but here too. Not near him.
XXX is here for me! The monitors are playing!! You fucking imagine, the monitor stands and a song is singing to me!
xxx for about 7 years of its operation it happened for the first time))) I forgot long ago that the columns built in it
xxx immediately recalled the funny joke about the boy: what before it was silent?! Everything was fine before 😉
XXX is shorter
xxx a little calmed down and soberly assessing the situation came later - I put the HDMI cable recently, and he and the sound calmly so transmitted)
xxx here

What a delicious food!"

Smaug stumbled - "Many!"

I’m often asked, “Well, you’re working, you’re dancing, and what else are you doing?” It puts in an impasse.
What I am still busy with. I leave every day at 9 a.m. and come in at 10 p.m. What else I am busy with. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I eat.

zz (09:06:21 26/03/2015)
No matter how old I am, I will always know that one centimetre is two cells.
xx (09:07:18 26/03/2015)
Now the bread is less than a kilogram and the milk is less than a liter.
Do you think the cells are the same?

The husband:
The boss had a anniversary today.
I am :
Did you congratulate him?
The husband:
I greeted him.

<She>: You don’t cheat me there?
<He>: Of course I am cheating
She is younger than you and I am the first.
<She> O.O
<He>: I’ve been with her for almost 3 years
You can even say I am not cheating on you, but I am cheating on you.)
<She>: >.<
<He>: She is also almost 3 years old))))
<She>: You are about the car, right?
<He>: And who do you think of?
<She>: Who I just didn’t think about -.-

Why did you take that the child showed scary pictures and scared something else there? At this age, some people already have menstrual periods, so they will have to give some information. Why do you think that a girl must be intimidated to death, so that she doesn’t run away at the first spike of hormones? The normal language is not understood by children. Why, in your opinion, it is normal to say, "Don't go down in the pit - you will fall asleep, you will get sick," but it is not normal to say that from unprotected sex there are pregnancies and / or infections with severe consequences? Of course, if you carefully hide any information about “this” (or even write down what “this” is ugliness), and then take and drop, the reaction will be far from normal. But who’s the parents.
I remember how girls (just 12-13) of our class were gathered and taken to the medical office to receive brochures about menstruation, female anatomy, contraception and the consequences of sex.

3 days of the most beautiful toolkit for reporting and collecting statistics :) did not sleep or eat! To find out that I have 24 people under one login! And the fucking statistics look like one column)))) matched in number with All ^^

A man who believes he is participating in elections and a man of the psychic who thinks he is ruling the world are just different stages of the same disease.

The Cuban dissidents.
About Castro is a well-known fact, described in many sources, but few know about Den Xiaoping.
When China turned his face toward America, Bzejinsky began to threaten Deng Xiaoping, saying that the rights of dissidents were violated in China, and the United States would be forced to adopt an amendment to defend their rights, similar to the one they adopted against the USSR (Jackson-Venic amendment). To what Deng Xiaoping replied – no problem, how many Chinese dissidents are you willing to accept in the U.S. – 20 million? Thirty million?
This issue has not been raised in the negotiations.)

The creator of Adobe Flash Player must issue a short-term passport to update it every three days! In the name of justice, shit!

I came with a girl on the cartoon "House" (6+). The situation: the heroine locked the alien (let's drop the details where and how), and he in every way captures her about liberation. It does not surrender, and then the following dialogue occurs:

If you don’t let me go, I’ll shoot you in the eye with a laser. We are so capable! A Alien is screaming.
If you shoot a laser out of your eye, I’ll blow up your skull. A girl answers him.
You can’t explode a skull.
As we can! Just blowing up the skull is immoral, so we hide this ability, the girl explains.

I lean to my companion and whisper to her ear: "In children's cartoons and movies often whisper two-dimensional jokes, the hidden meaning of which is understood only by adults, so that they also have something to have fun while watching. It was a joke ". The reaction exceeded expectations. and :)

The WOT Forum
xxx: help find the melody of capturing the base, I want to put it on the alarm
Do you go to school with a rombo?

What do you have against Win 98? It is not 95!

It is obsolete for 15 years.

You are also outdated by 27 years, but many women will say that Ivan is still outdated!

But 27 years ago to conquer the heart of any normal girl you could at all in a couple of seconds - smile enough and sweetly let go of saliva

Also win 98 - 15 years ago he conquered at a glance, and now only cognizants or license owners (such as Sheldon Cooper burned it up)

The student has a car. I had a friend in the group. She lived near the town, in the village. The family is not rich. But the old penny was given to her, the eldest daughter, so that she could go to college - the bus is going badly. And nothing that penny - then, 15 years ago, the car on the entire faculty of students was only her, and the bridesmaids did not take off. And yes, a noticeable car.