The days with my wife and granddaughter (4,5 years old) we sit on one of the benches near the suburban cash, waiting for the electric car, which is almost two hours. A large number of people rest or spend time nearby. Anyone who has been to Kaliningrad at Southern Station knows that the treasures are on their way to suburban trains, as if in a tunnel with a separate entrance. There is nothing to do to watch what is happening around us. A day before the weekend, and the weddings one by one pass by, some stop near us on the train station square. From the car, young people and the discharged audience are poured out, marked with champagne or something stronger. They leave. Some weddings (likely to come for registration from the area) are overloaded in buses and left on them.
Suddenly, one wedding, or rather, its youthful component (the bridegroom and the bride, witnesses and a man ten young people) are moving forward in our direction, we are naturally interested. The whole campaign enters the tunnel, a witness on the road wraps in the train station tent for a minute and jumps out with four bottles of champagne. Twenty minutes later, all the slightly entertained people go back, with them a few more people dressed clearly not for the holiday, some in a railway shirt. Obviously, the bride works here and decided to visit the staff.
The bridegroom for some necessity goes to the car, and the bride with two girls goes aside from the entrance, there is such a corner, formed behind the exit in the wall, which, judging by the numerous cigarettes on the asphalt, is used mainly as a place for smoking and... right, takes a cigarette from them and smokes.
To admit, a lush white beautiful dress with open shoulders, a cute face, an elegant haircut and suddenly - a cigarette in your hands, rubbed with "tours", asphalt, not very beautiful composition, it turns out. I just thought of how suddenly I heard a loud ringing child’s voice: “This beautiful wife is smoking, isn’t it so bad, grandmother?” The people around smiled, some even started laughing. I accidentally turned my head to the left and saw the red like the cancer of the bridegroom just passing by at this time. He stumbled sharply at the bride, pulled a cigarette out of her hand and began to say something sharply, she burst out, ran back into the tunnel to the box office, he and the witness behind her. The friends, looking around, stayed. A minute later, a witness came out and approached them, asking them to approach the young people in the form of a “support group”. When asked what was there and how, quite loudly, he replied with one word: "Collapse." What immediately followed (calling, loudly, as taught in the kindergarten) commentary of our child: "Grandmother, really, you can't say so, you have to say KAKAYU!" The people who smiled before this began to slip from the benches, and the wife said, "This is the beginning of family life..."

Strange people these French people, less than a week before the elections, and they still don’t know who will be their president.

To the topic of the necessity / unnecessity of Georgian tape.

Instead of discussing this for hours on the Internet and shit in comments, those who have cars, go to the district council of veterans and offer your help with the deportation of veterans on events these days. You can’t imagine how many concerts, performances, parades, meetings with youth they have now. And these are very elderly people, going on a bus and then walking to the venue of the event is very difficult for them. No separate transportation is provided. And then it will not matter if there is a Georgian tape on your car or not, the main thing you will do a big and really important thing. The benefits from it will be immeasurable, and its price for you - a few hours spent and unconsumed beer on holidays.

Zizmo > sparkle, NASA astronauts are forced to teach Russian... <link>
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SlavA > well laundry, ch. They are flying on our own rockets. You should know what "Jobanorotpizdec’s sound is!!!and "
G&G and the most important thing! What does that mean!!! to
Tagged with >
It is yes. Discover the difference in intonation. For what is spoken calmly may mean the opposite.
Zizmo > type, it’s too late to get confused...

In the morning, after the most violent inscription, my mother calls.

Mother : Hi Did you have guests last night?
I: No, what is it?
Mom: Then I have two questions: Why doesn’t the switch work in the kitchen? Whose iPhone is in the freezer?

Non-normative vocabulary written

X: Hello
Welcome to E.L.
X: 0 0 0 Hello
U: for the hello beats in the table
X: Hello to you!
Hello, you’ll get to the mouth!
H: Well, b... t, hi
Tag: get to the kidneys
I went to h.i.
...
Emm, I went by myself!
Q: Do you remember that I promised you that you don’t have a Google account?
...
X: You will take it to the library. There are such books, the truth is, the old ones - it will not work and they will not bear. So this is, take the spare lunch...
and fucking

With VIO:
The most dangerous virus is humans. The virus is reproduced sexually, now there are more than 6 billion units of this virus. A computer can do anything.
p.s This virus is unusually surviving, as it doesn’t try to make it survive for decades.

04.05.2012: The Odmin rebelled... they say Friday is not real!!! to

@see_ya_soon: In the Czech Republic stolen pedestrian metal bridge weighing 10 tons! How could they do it?!

Question: Why does the morning stand up?
The top answer:
In the scientific manual "Bavis and Batthead" detailed
As it happens: in the morning, a fairy flies and calls a stand with a magic stick.

Every time Chrome writes "Expecting Cash" it seems to me that he is asking me for money)))

I prefer not to meet myself, but that it was a coincidence.and :)

XHH: She’s wrapped up in the hole, and I’ll pull it out.and :)
Tagged: Romantic, Hole

If you cross Alexander Pankratov-Black and Sasha White, it will be either Sasha Grey or Alexander Serov.

From the discussion of the drunken spray:

He struck a spray in his nose, smoked an electronic cigarette and went to bed with a rubber.
A woman.

From Habr:
If you pronounce “Java” as “Java”, please say not “jazz” but “jazz”.
Comments: I personally prefer the version with Steve Jobs (^_^)

On May 7, drunk communicators swim in the fountains and smash old radio receivers and phones around the heads of passers.
Why the head of the passers?
- so they are not desanters - their heads hurt.

HHH: You are wrong!
WOW : Why?
HH: I haven’t thought about that yet...

Do you want to crack? I’ll let you crack!
I am watching porn. It is not funny yet. It’s domestic and it’s not funny. Homemade – and it’s not funny either! And here’s what it’s about: shooting the video clearly pushed a foreign website, which was strictly popped in Russian for the frame. So, in the frame, hm, a girl, if you can call it so, but it is not funny again and not even the main thing. And behind the footage, hm, one actor, after a beer, tells another about his trip to Chechnya. Someone there patrol, marks and like someone mine broken in half. So, the story was interesting! I even checked to the end to listen, but there breaks out on the most interesting, as always. Isn’t it a pepper, right?

When we say that we are mathematicians, it is a lie. In love, I am Einstein.
A gorgeous old man?

xxx: just before the 2018 World Cup, we need to get rid of everyone, so that no normal team comes to us
The Russian-Belarus phenal
We can really fuck.