My wife’s screen broke. Does anyone know how much the replacement costs?
If the wife has a crack, then the guarantee is unlikely to replace the wife.

You know, when you watch a zombie series at night and then go to the bathroom, the last thing you want to hear is your worried cat crawling to you on the other side of the door.
Yyy: Okay, she doesn’t ask for your brains.)
HHH: And it sounds like it’s what she wants, still so ringing and uterusly whispering.

I will note in:
The first win-rar is mentioned in children's fairy tales: death in the needle, needle in the egg... The question of who was Kochey himself: the Sisadmin or the programmer?
The castle was the defense of the princess's trial.
The needle is a patch.
Tsarevich is a user who went to Google (Baba Yaga) to find out the address (Dub), where to download the crack on the frog that ended the trial period.
Is it enough K.O.S? and :)

Again to the topic "do not believe the advertisement": bought a mouthwasher, all such useful, clears the plaque, does not contain alcohol. I brushed my teeth and went to the bedroom. Still kissing didn’t help, husband from the threshold:
Are you in the kitchen again?! to

The School. The Babian collective. The guards are women. Fishermen are women. But today we came to hang the stand from the advertising bureau a grown brutal woman and a thin girl. The accountant approached and asked straight:
Where are your men?! to
“I am sick,” said a woman with a screwdriver.
On the head, the girl added.

From Annabaskakova:

Squeezing the stove in the washing machine, I completely forgot that in a little noticeable pocket on my shoulder I put my favorite flash. And washed it all in a sparing manner. The flash was given to me by a very good person, and it was a pity to horror.

"Speed the flash with rice"—advised the brother. I buried the flash in a bowl of long-seeded rice and thought that with my current dispersion, it was not enough to forget about it and cook the floors from the flash.

I don’t know for whom he wrote, but now, if I haven’t read Verne before the age of 17, think, I’m late: it’s impossible to read it later. Well, you can’t read it again – you will ruin the whole impression.

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Depending on who, many remain romantic in the soul until old age and quietly read and read with pleasure all adventure novels, not only Verne. I read Alfred Sklarsky at 30 with pleasure, and after this book I had half of the men at work. Even a couple of women.

It even became interesting: how exactly is the compass checked once a day?

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Have you ever heard of the stars?

The worst thing in everyday life is when you wake up and realize that today is Monday, that Sunday you slept. Moreover, he did not sleep with a drink, but simply slept, due to illness or fatigue. And ahead is the gap of a working week, without the right to rest. Even worse, when the day before, on Saturday, you went overtime, or around the house. The right to rest you slept. It’s time to work."

By the way, the possibility of applying for work is far from indicative.
and :-(

And that is normal!?? This girl just lost her childhood! Well, or as an option she already started working on the panel at 12 years of age...I at 12 years of age went to the musician and in general no boys and did not think yet...At 12 years of age it is normal in dolls still play.

Surprising such statements, as if you were deprived of childhood) I wrote that I had sex at 19 when I was ready to bear responsibility for possible consequences, so your guesses and insinuations are not appropriate. Knowledge of the basic foundations of biology, anatomy and physiology by default does not deprive childhood. I had everything: and dolls, and jumpers, and hiding places, and puppies carried home, and in the circles attended, and the first kiss at 15 years old, and the strict dad is present. Just smart parents never poured me in the ears about eggs and cabbage, but gave normal literature, where the correct language for the child explained everything.
And speaking from your own logic, I can assume that you lost your virginity in 15, once you realized that there are not only dolls, and in general boys from girls are not so different.

X: I had a dream today.
And then my wife, long contemplating my glowing face of happiness, said, "You seem to have been a cat and somebody was squeezed in the shoes."

Zzz: Did you know that Kashpirovsky and Chumak do not work through modern telecoms? Only warm analog signals.

and ah. I was given a child here: "It is not good to point with a finger, or the Goddess will punish!" Probably it's a hot dog. I almost drowned.

In the Antique World:
According to the investigation, the goodwilled man during the day in the field excavated the body of the woman, took it to the city, where he endowed money and jewelry. After this virtue inflicted on the victim a few glimpses on the head with a soft intelligent object. From the healing received, the woman resurrected on the spot.

The village was there at the time and excavations did not find any object older than 830 years old.

He recalled the joke: "We dug to a depth of 5 meters and found nothing. This proves that 5 thousand years ago the wireless Internet operated on the territory of Kiev Russia.

Well, yes, the original girl at all suffered until 19, and in general:

In her 11-13s, she was well aware of various methods of contraception, the consequences of early birth and early sexual life.
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And that is normal!?? This girl just lost her childhood! Well, or as an option she already started working on the panel at 12 years of age...I at 12 years of age went to the musician and in general no boys and did not think yet...At 12 years of age it is normal in dolls still play.
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Most likely she had a mother who raised her for a warning." With me, my mother had educational conversations about puberty and the harm of drugs for 10 years - according to your logic, I turned out to be a minor prostitute-drug addict? What interesting details of my life open up! The most funny thing is that my acquaintances lost their virginity early and began to smoke and drink just those whose parents didn't even think about anything like that, apparently, so as not to ruin their childhood. Who thought that if the guy had time to pull out (it was he, as clever, so explained to her), then nothing would happen. And if my mother explained everything in time, it would be without an abortion.

It turns out, in our country there are very devout people: every time I jump on them from the corner on a selfie, they shout "Lord!" and never anything else :)

Girls, how many of you are here? )))))"

The Hihanki Hahanki. About fifty percent of us. Get off the tree.

XX: I feel insecure with such people. You know, there are girls... "The horse race will stop"? I feel with them...
And a horse?

Those people who seem super brutal in the eyes of others seem only super brutal in the eyes of others. Imho