and the best comment:
>Thanks to the keyboard

One day I cooked spaghetti, roasted them with cheese with greens, dropped a bit of ketchup on the side of the plate, in general, decided to eat at the computer under the cartoon. In the middle of the process, the pasta fell between the keys. With little thought, I turned the keyboard over the plate and shook... The plate was filled with tobacco ashes, lost micro-cd, hair, a few dried cockroaches, a fist, a small clock battery and other unrecognizable garbage. Lunch and fucking.

In the song of R. Zhukov about the first snow he heard a line and scratched a colleague with a collar.
222 is?? to
111:... so unexpectedly in a dream.
222: Mda, and indeed an unexpected

The Central Bank of the Russian Federation has announced the transition from the floating rate of the ruble to the sinking rate.

From the WOT forum, discussion of female crews:

If all the crew members of my tank are men and the radio operator is a girl, how long will I get a new crew member for free?

Man 28 years old. Would the relationship be shattered if there is a shortage of tricks?
It is like the Maslow pyramid. From simple to complex, from physical to spiritual needs.
– – – – –
If you’re 28 years old, you’re probably working. You need money and you don’t need relationships – tell him that there are professionals for trolls. From cheap to elite. No commitments will be required. Pay the price and use the time as agreed. And don’t mind girls who want love and don’t want to be “just holes.”

XXX: What will be the course of the backs?
YYY: Yes, like last time – first it will take off twice in six months, then it will fall in a day...

We talk with the wife of a friend who committed suicide on the background of family trouble.
The Wife:
“Well, I wanted to poison Vanu, of course, but I never thought about suicide.
This is because you are a positive person.

For several months, American police have been actively exterminating black boys. Every time it does not happen.

Two hours of night.

The strange thing on the street even woke me up.
Ivan: So what is there?
Gary: Well, here’s the ear knows something.
Ivan: Give them a boil.
Gary: Police on the move
Ivan: I don’t want to.
Even if the boilers are removed,
Then shake the tea bags.
with romance
It calms...

This is:

Follow yourself, you say, here I am, quite voluntarily, often walking with fatty hair and in unclean clothes. You can throw me whatever you want. But there are days when I go clean washed, smoothly shaved, the shoes glow, the pants shoulder. Do you know what is changing? Nothing is! That is absolutely! The girls still do not fit and do not meet. To keep an eye on men dumb there is no slightest stimulus - therefore "dirty-smelling".
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
In any case, you should never be aggressive to others. They probably did not deserve it.
And rewards for good behavior and immediately await only young children, they are taught to behave well in this way. Do you want to grow up a little?

After seven years of research, the scientists explained the reasons for the popularity of chess and high skill of players among the deer farmers of Siberia - Altai, Evenchia, Chukotka, Timyr.

During the study, it was discovered that all, without exception, deer farmers that the researchers met played chess. Pauses in the work between the reindeer of deer flocks are arranged for a chess game. It usually starts after lunch and tea.

The name of the game sounds like "shatra", play must be at a very good level. There are frequent cases when deer growers played chess players with high discharges, - said the specialist.

Field research has revealed the identification of deer battalions on the chessboard not with military battles, as in the inhabitants of cities, but with the daily work of deer farmers, where it is important to capture the smallest details of the weather, to predict where the deer will go, where predators can appear and where it is better to place traps on them.

Chubais was admitted to the hospital with injuries to both hands.
What a retreat was it?

I have a daughter born!
Congratulations, and how is it?
Once there was a woman who cried at me, now there are two of them.

The wife went to a man who has not 18,5, but much less... And so she explained: with him - NOT hurt! There is no feeling that the mother will be broken, does not rub... And I guessed before that: why do my girlfriends not hold for a long time?
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And done correctly.
Because you are a rare fool - you do not see or hear anything around you except your own pleasure. Have you not noticed that they are rubbing from pain, a self-loving bowl?

xxx: Interesting, and if the blood of the sacrifice lamb to boil the servates, 1c will work faster, the RDP will stop flying licenses?
YYY: There is no baron.
I need virgins.
ZZZ: the bear is easier to find

The European:

During the war, a boy lived in one geisha and a girl lived in another geisha. Here the adopted children of these homosexuals and a son was born, who got 4 grandparents. It’s a normal case, and you’ve stumbled on it...

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The case when grandparents have brothers is not even considered?

This is:

Exactly a quarter of a century ago I got the first pair of reading, when I tried to prove that we are still talking about a carpenter... But admit, you did not think of the line "Spring-Stretch summer red propelled"...Stretch does not jump and does not make sounds!

It was not far from the truth. Grandfather Krylov was engaged, as it is common to say, in the "import substitution". In the original fairy tale of Ezop, which Lafonten smiled, from whom it was borrowed by Krylov, it is about the cycade. She jumps and sings.

In Jordan, there is a custom - the hands of the thief are broken for theft.

I sit at work, all in depression: and with my wife does not stick and with friends is not on the same wave, and money is neglected. Ugly in general.
With a longing I kill in the search query "I am a loser", and I in the answer: "... I failed to complete the search on your request"

I go to work...

The title of the song "I walk alone" translates as "I am a lone wolf". and. and.