The loins crushed on the pope,
I went on a tight corset -
Normal eating so.
In the lunch...

xxx: do you understand how the freezer works or explain on your fingers?

Thin English humor: a friend of our Scottish teacher’s wife died. It was cremated, and the urn with dust murdered by sorrow was used as a ashes, of course, the amount of dust in the urn increased. After a while, his friend came to visit him and said, “God, your wife has healed greatly.”

X- tell the wire 10 in a simple jets 6 gigs operative - is it? Where is the goods?
Y- worms have her)))

XHH: I saw an attack of verbal diarrhea today when I saw the first logo of the epla, the iris. LGBT brain is a diagnosis. Are you tired of searching for propaganda everywhere?

Do they think that girls don’t give them because of the blue? The idea is to be happy that the competition for girls is less. and ;)

I suggest forbidding the bath. Naked men look at each other and women look at women. Full of LGBT.

WOW: And I offer women to prohibit the entrance to the Hermitage, wherever you look - on the paintings there are only naked beauties, and already in the hall of ancient statues there is a consistent advertisement of lesbianism.

Men are also prohibited. And they will be separated, and they will be separated. I always suspected that all the rot in people was from art.

Yes, the paint should be banned. They can also smell green - so that two rabbits on the field of struggle for popular morality will be shot at once.

A wife with interest removes at dusk a local landfill filled with a thick layer of fresh snow.

Freo: The good of snow is the fact that it turns any of the most crumbling crumbling into a fairy, atmospheric mystic.

baykal904: UPD: The experiment was repeated. Just just. To my cat during feeding was subjected to such a healthy cucumbers. The cat ate... and... passed past the cucumbers, not even noticing it.
My cat is broken.
AlexeyLeon: You can go to the service center... There you will be offered to deliver the cat for repair or replace it with a new one.
anthony85: It is better to install a new firmware. Corrected bug for fear of the vacuum cleaner and incorrectly set at 4:00 a.m. alarm.
Vacheslchulkin: Don’t worry, I get the bag out every day from 5:00 to 6:00, start feeding until you send it to the rebut. And even with the recognition of food something happened, not everyone acknowledges. I will probably turn back.
Qdesuniq: It was so. It is treated by a banal setting of the time zone to +4 from yours.
Try calibration until the patch comes out. Do I have one game set up? Almost all day in sleep.
Karasivogorode: With age, everyone’s productivity falls. Even if something pulls, it will not last long, quickly overheat and go back to the dock station.
Qdesuniq: Well to fuck, fucking! Some three years ago I was a flagman, and now it’s up to you! Costume on costume. Let us complain!
KPAMYIJJKA: Guys, the vibrator is shooting. Starting a problem. Minutes two starts - is it so for everyone, or do I need to go to the SC too?
dream4: like if 14 days have not passed, you can exchange even if you do not like the color.

When I tell something and I am interrupted by a person with the phrase, "but here my friend had a similar case," do you involuntarily think about how he learns about all these cases if he never listens to people?

I went to eBay looking for some pants. Demand winter pants offers mainly ski trousers and an incomprehensible style of trio caliphite cover with her at the knee level. Okay, I think maybe, among the summer, something decent will fit... I pick up summer pants. Proposed by Kilt. Well what...
If this is British ebay - look for 'winter trousers'

I am, therefore, in such a terrible and unmoving blockade. In the car, the radio plays and suddenly begins to play the song of DGT "Glaziska" Who knows the text or at least sing this song, will immediately understand that there is simply no possibility to sing under it with an indifferent face! Be sure to move the eyebrows harshly and the head so forward and back in the takt shakes. Well, of course, I sat down and with full pleasure, curling, corching the harsh grimas, singing to Shevchuk. And what? The windows in the car are closed, no one is disturbed by the lack of hearing and voice. And then from the car in front of the driver's side comes out a notebook. I watched and read: I also listen to our radio. I never wanted to get out of the trap! The rest of the road to the lighthouse was sitting almost silently and, nervously shaking, imagined how this driver stumbled when he had a radio sounding of DDT in his car, and a cartoon behind.

And you know what will be worse than those of your shopping rows - is waiting for your parents in the train when they went to the store, and the train parking 3 minutes.

It is a pity to kill? Probably not so much to take off your ass from the couch. To solve one’s problems through another’s death is an easy but vicious path. It can also reach people.

Your address, your address. For the whole of our collective has come with insight and insight: we will no longer kill mice, rats, cockroaches and ants. We will catch them and bring them to you for a permanent residence. And don’t give god someone, including the offspring of the brought, will die before the deadline or escape from you... A freshly enlightened collective of the district SES.

Is pricing a trade or is it genocide?

A 6-year-old daughter comes into the kitchen and asks, “Mom, what is a mummy?” I begin to explain: here was Egypt, there were Pharaohs, then they died, buried them, and so on. and etc. I see it doesn’t interfere. “Go into the room and ask your dad.” I say to myself: Hana papa happy! Dialogue from the room: “Dad, what is a mummy?” “The dry man!” “Aaa, I understand.”

The most cloudy people carry the most ringing garbage bags in the morning.

In the subway announced that someday somewhere will be held a accounting day. Type 1C and all the other stuff. And in the end added - "For persons over the age of 16". What will the babies show?
In fact, I long suspected that accounting is porn.

Contextual advertising and total surveillance: the girl paid for 5000 displays of her store, views as few as there were, but now she has her store in Skype and shows >_<

I opened the refrigerator and found a beer.

We leave the office, we turn off the tree, we come, it burns.
I went to the cleaner, but it wasn’t her.
Santa Claus exists!
Remove the tree from the rosette.
xxxx: I am out.
YYY: Then it definitely exists :)

To this: Bosch with the horizontal load of my daughter for 3 years has been jumping through the bathroom, like a monkey, even trying to climb the toilet.

Have you forgotten to remove the carrier? There were precedents...