Alexandr: you go to the farm and choose a small bull.
Then you run with him on the neck every day.
Alexander is gradually growing.
And your achievements are growing.
Aleksandr: the trusty system of training Olympians in ancient Greece
I told you to find a training program.
Sergey: I didn’t mean that.
But at least something.

Some of the doctors of the military hospital of Sevastopol on Friday went to the mainland. To the rest, they declared that they are all traitors, and they, faithful to the oath, will go to serve the people of Ukraine. Moreover, they - the patriots of the independent - must give uplifting and status of participants in hostilities.
At the time of their departure, the Russian staff came to the military hospital, where, let’s say, the Lieutenant Colonel, receives 80 tires. in a month. The departing informants, the doctors - the traitors of Ukraine called the train and informed about the arrived document.
All the doctors, faithful to the Ukrainian oath, descended to Django and went back to Sevastopol, except for not raising the tricolor.

xxx: "specially for Russia, the car was equipped with an enhanced suspension and a tank of washing machine with an increased capacity"
ууу: I would specifically install an echolot for Russia for the location of the forvater of spring pine trees. They would save the roof and the laundry.

here here :

For the older school age:
How is a cat different from a dog?
Warning, answer: "the dog laughs and the cat laughs" - wrong

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Judging by how they bury their products of vital activity, cats are front-wheel drive, and dogs are rear-wheel drive.

From Bigler on the situation in Ukraine:

xxx - What do you have in the political atmosphere such that there are so many zombies? Then Yulin’s political body revolted, then Yanukovych is threatening.
YYY is black. A politician will grow up.

At the entrance to the entrance, he stopped and was attacked by an important lady, who, whitened by rage and whispering on the whole Grain Street, shouted, "How dare you smoke here?"

I was alarmed by the appeal to "you" and I asked very politely where she came from.

"I live here and I will not tolerate that different people smoke here", the lady replied and began to mourn further.

I humbly asked in which apartment they live, because something I do not remember her, although I also live here, for a long time.

The lady said, “Remove me from here, bomz.”

Here I experienced a cognitive dissonance, took out the key and went into the entrance. The lady rushed after me with a scream – "Don’t shut up, shit!!and "

I said that I could not let strangers into the entrance and I closed the door.
While I was waiting for the elevator, she was still in it.

Yes, I am tough.

While you all look with your mouths open and loudly discuss Crimea and Sochi, the deputies slowly under the noise accept laws and amendments that will not let us live... so develop a habit, if there is some noise on the television - that is, until people are awake, the mafia wakes up...

I came back from the hospital again. As I realized, doctors have only two conditions:
"What do you wear with these little things?"
"What are you doing?"

There are all sorts of inquiries in Balin's personal office. In particular, there is a survey about mobile fraudsters and one of the questions - does the operator protect you from mobile fraudsters? Options of answers:
It protects
does not protect
something else
My operator is in conspiracy with mobile fraudsters.

Why is there no point "my operator is a mobile scammer"? After all, the connection of the unnecessary service quietly nothing but fraud and will not be called.

From the series: "Showed"
I came with my husband to the dentistry clinic, to treat my husband’s teeth under sedative anesthesia (This is when a patient suffering from tooth pain is handled not only by a dentist armed with a bunch of terrible glands, but also by an anesthesiologist. Therefore, the patient during torture sleeps, and does not torture himself and does not torture the doctor. I am as an accompanying person.
In our case, Dr. Son was not only a professional in his business, but also a humorous comrade. We go to the office, to a meeting with the anesthesiologist: - Good morning, why are you coming to us?
My husband replied straight: I came to sleep.
The anesthesiologist catches up the topic: Is it with Marina Yuryovna? He points to the dentist waiting in the chair. My husband cries.
Anesthesiologist concludes: Marina Yurievna is waiting for you, well, and your wife... please wait in the hallway!
I was sitting in the hallway, thinking: somewhere I was fooled or I seemed...?)) When her husband woke up, the first thing she asked was, “Well, what?” How did you sleep with Marina Yuryovna? Naturally, the answer was the male classic: Dear, it’s not what you think!!! to
In fact, thank the doctors.

She sat down on a coloured bench, spoiled her sweater and jeans, which she bought instead of those in which she sat on the coloured bench last year.

XXX: Oh three, the bird three.
The hunter does not chase the pigeons.

The noisy neighbors:

111: A good subwoofer works 5-6 floors on the stand

222: Have you closed the entrance door yet?

Vasex: We urgently need a corporate psychologist for the company!
Sashok: I agree that when he boils up, you can go to the room to relax, fill him with a moustache, and then calmly take up this messy job again))

<XXX> It was strange to live... a Gypsies stood at the railway station, asked for a little bit, promised happiness. I said that there is no happiness and health in this country. With the words "You are right" she went to ask others %)

xxx: I have a lot of movies and pictures that I don’t even have time to watch, but they take up a lot of space. Can they be compressed heavily with a backup so that they fit on the smallest disk? It is not necessary to restore them later. I am unlikely to look at them.
YYY: Shift + Del

to this
The child (10 years old):
What kind of actor does Chuck Norris play?

I immediately subdued—what, again the Handless?? to

Elly: It was last summer. I am sitting on a bench in the park, such a little girl, warm up in the sun, waiting for my faithful. And as usual, my luck works - literally from nowhere, a drunken guy in the style of "hop" comes out. He comes to meet me. Posted near the bench, bleached something, finally issued a member question - who am I waiting for here? Hearing that I am waiting for my boyfriend, the guy apparently decided that he was unobtrusively sewn off and said: "Oh! And the guy is also a boxer, probably?")) I honestly answered – "No, the knight". And what "?“" And then he was so kindly knocked on his shoulder from behind. He turns – and behind him is my unseen standing. Just returned from the roll) Cutting the seedling in the shoulders, in one hand a helmet, in the other - a tail (only taken in the battle) and a collar in brown spots (accidentally the paint was spilled, but only I know about it))). And politely says, “Well, I’m a knight. Gopnikek looked at him from the bottom up, apologized and disappeared. I’ve never seen people shake up so fast 😉

And suddenly, in its time, Christianity (or any other religion, or even all the present religions in general) also appeared as a pillar over something else?
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You will not believe! In short, the new covenant will follow over the old.

Comments on photos of newborn cats posted on the forum

zzz: Photographs have a special value because they clearly show cat buds. It is known that they exist, but it is unrealistic to find a bud on an animal that has already grown wool (I have made numerous attempts). Here are the cats and their puppies.)