I recently got into the trolling of the merchandisees. I had to buy vegetable oil. In the store I look - two shelves are laid together, one look, only one. With the name "Distance".

I am proud of our people. Our people are free, and masters of their fate, not scratchers. We understand clearly that we owe nothing to anyone but ourselves.

Therefore, the boss plays out from interviews with women of childbearing age (and does the right thing - he is concerned about himself and his department - the work must be done), women are arranged in state offices and then run into decrees (and do the right thing - the main thing is to think about themselves and their child, and let others' problems be scratched by people themselves). Fathers drop out of families and do not pay decrees (should they take care of themselves? A man should not be paid for the mistakes of his youth. Companies that build houses exaggerate the prices for apartments 3-4 times (and do it correctly - the entrepreneur should think about their income, and once people buy apartments at this price - all norms). The sellers and sellers in the shops interrupt the date of manufacture on the goods (and again - they must take care of themselves and their children - survive it is necessary, and how to pay the mortgage hell, and if the seller is a single mother - then the children will manage to raise alone).

But the most important thing is that we are free and no one owes anything.

< pLuto> Tuareg and Cayenne are recalled due to pedal problems. It seems to be hard to turn :)

I have my refrigerator feeding when it’s opened, but not immediately. Once she closed it tightly, and her husband goes into the kitchen. He says:
Why is your refrigerator open?
I am busy and I answer:
He is silent. If he says, I will close.
He silenced and then asked:
Have you talked to him for a long time?
I do not talk to him at all. It is he talking to me.

This is:

Remove these fucking parents from here.
or if it is no longer a humorous resource change its name to "my thugs";
I will not open it anymore.

Did you say that before April 1st?? to

The Russian 7
Today in the store, an angry retired woman shaken a bowl of priced peanut and mocked the cashier. And the cashier was caught by the mother, silently listening to the grandmother, and when the grandmother breathed out on the whole store, she said: "Therefore, grandmother, our Crimea, and Assad did not surrender." Half the store laughed, some even applauded.

X: In the United States destroyed the wrong house because of an error on Google Maps.
Y: Now it’s clear that AI, in order to win over humans, just needs access to Google Maps.

by 19912
And sometimes these same drivers do not look at what is written in the explanation to the address.

We receive the goods through the door, next to the door the bell, in addition to the door in the building another 6 doors
When the manager specifies the address we always say "Come to the door, call, you will be opened will accept the goods".
The driver comes and begins to break into the gate, then begins to call, ask him what is written in the accompanying note? Go to the door, call.
Why do you break in the door - I thought we would unload so quickly

This has been repeatedly

xxx: We are waiting for the article "Stop abusing classes!"
yyy: "How to Stop Programming and Start Living"

The man bought a batmobile.
XHH: Riding on it
A new Batman movie is coming out.
A: There is a new version.
Theme: All
Your Batmobile is Damn
As with iPhones, she is God.

The evening. The Cat. In the morning cup. not eat. He threw out. Heated out of the pot. not eat. He runs around and proves something to me with a loud voice. I say: "A new cooking? I went on"
...
the village. Eat is.
I love smart cats.

Fuck you for Bali! It is normal for a child to get sick up to 6 times a year, so he develops immunity. Understand this simple truth and get stuck in singularity!

Do you know when you start appreciating the banal "Happy End" in movies?
When there’s so little hippie in life that you’re constantly thinking about ends.

Remove these fucking parents from here.
or if it is no longer a humorous resource change its name to "my thugs";
I will not open it anymore.

From my husband's conversation with pregnant me

Let’s look at some horror.
I am : =
I: What about the baby?
husband: Okay... let’s watch comedies... What about "A nightmare on the street of the veys"?
I: (kiss) Let's see a romantic comedy, and you have a nightmare, and I'm happy

I’m the only one who can read the book, think that people are strange times such a scam is stumbling them and no longer thinking about them?

“If not, then congratulations – you’re a cat and you’re just scared.

To tears, it’s just like how much the ducks believe that their muscles are capable of something other than adding trouble to them. Especially against the shocker-armed and trauma guard in front of a bunch of cameras and people. I would rather believe that the security guard is filled with a bull on a person who looks capable of making a single phone call at any time — but at the nearest swallowed bowl he will play for his battlehead.

The fact is that they have the rules of a courtyard hierarchical fight (the only one in which their fool decides something) in their head, and they automatically believe that everyone signed up in any situation to play exactly according to their rules. It is not the case in the struggle of the real - any splash with a kitchen cloth twists a couple of times and on the pre-mortem "what are you like a man?" you will only be terribly surprised that someone (were) such exaggerated ideals.

A new game came out. Not for the wider circle, you have to think about it. The authors seem to have put their whole soul into it. Nothing to protect against pirates.
Do you know what it sounds like on the track? "I download now, and then I will definitely buy". And they buy: such are the fans of these authors.
Chess and mat, greedy, helpless copywriters.

Series about economists - "Don't be born beautiful", 2005 your cap

We return home late in the evening. On the way, my husband told me that while I was not there, he prepared a surprise for me. We enter the apartment and a surprise in the kitchen. I go into the dark kitchen, I turn on the light, the melting, on the white bowl live green crabs in the amount of a hundred pieces. How I was screaming!! Vitas would die of jealousy. Surprisingly, none of them came up. It turns out, my bought a box with cancers, covered with a cloth, and the cancers moved a cloth and spread. For a long time I refused to get off the chair. The surprise succeeded.