Yesterday night the lights were turned off at 3. I sit behind the note, I go. Not every programmer at least once in his life understood how to code with candles.

K is

I have more confidence in American blockbusters than Russian films about people who walk around an apartment without taking off their shoes.

I remember my children’s book, there were pictures with children playing. Why then in the room, apparently in the apartment, they were in shoes. I was surprised, but I didn’t wear shoes at home anyway. Did it wrong?

When I was a child, we lived in a quiet green street, there even cars rarely passed, there were not so many at the time. And when the movies showed the noisy busy streets with crowds of people, the noise of cars, sirens, I was always offended that I didn’t live on it.
The window of my room is on the prospectus. It turned out that the 24-hour noise was annoying (

This is how the axiologist in our work communicates with us:

The Internet appeared...

sanpt16: I generally ceased to understand why we have the internet, you all wrote that if there is an access point then and Yota is not needed, so what do we have for the system now??? to

Maxim188: You have one main Internet, the second backup. Like two tubes of water.
The Wi-Fi access point only distributes the Internet across the office, like a crane. If there is no water outside, then there will be no water in the office either, although the crane will not go anywhere. The old access point was a rugged, clogged crane through which 10 people drank. Now there is a new, thick crane, from which 100 people can drink.
If there is water out there...

Maxim188: The Yota pipe was not paid, it was turned off.
The pressure in the main tube disappeared.
The drought...

We undergo medical examination. I complain to the doctor that the pressure is jumping. She tells me: you have to get married. The pressure will stop. In a few seconds he adds: or it will jump even more. It depends on the wife.

I live in Moscow. Today, 20.03.2015, the day will be a solar eclipse, about which a lot was written, told on television. In the bitter park and the sockets even set up telescopes.
So, I go to the subway in the morning to work and connect Wi-Fi metro. Who does not know, there after connecting you need to log in. Advertising is always on the authorization page. So today there is an AXA advertisement, where it is written "AHE-sponsor of the solar eclipse". Are they fucking there? Marketing sponsors natural phenomena.

xxx: I found a warehouse with magnetics!
xxx: 60 dead hards))

I will also tell you how my sister came out in the mirror:

We went with her on the market looking for a dress for her for her wedding, went to one of the boxes, asked the prices for some models, obviously expensive, but to see before going out we proudly turn around the store. In front of the entrance, a mirror hanged in the wall. And here I see how Nastya approaches this mirror, rotates around it almost with his nose on the glass, leads (it must, I think, how he considers himself), and then breaks straight into it with his forehead!

I am going out of the store, I approach the door, and there meet me some aunt is going, I step to the left and she step to the left, I step to the right and she step to the right, I got tired of it all and I decided to go over.

by teri888

If the enemy does not surrender, give him more.

I remembered the tram story.
Two young girls are talking. More precisely - one tells (loudly, emotionally), and the other with square eyes is listening to her. The essence of the story was reduced to the fact that the girl was at a wedding, where her faithful fell drunk in the water. Tamadu interrupted, tried to remove the microphone, sang the loudest of all, etc. I didn’t understand why the girl was so upset, many at the wedding were drunk, well, she would call a taxi and take her home. And here’s the end of the story: “...and then I went out and fell asleep in the car. Everyone comes to me and asks why I’m alone. And I do not know what to say. And here’s that silly wedding dress.”

Police officers arrested the tree.
According to them, the tree had a gun.

Dr. Morf: What is this, where have I gone? I walk through the hallway, there is a broken chair with a broken back. On the back the inscription "ya catapult". How did he break? I guessed. Whose room is next door? The programmers.

Steve Gibson: Integral circuits are created from thin, round, flat plates of ultra-pure silicon. It is not the same as silicone. Silicon Valley is what some Hollywood actresses see when they look under their feet. Silicon Valley is a place in Northern California where chips are made.

Discuss the solar eclipse.
xxx: My dad called from work and told me that I could look through the tea bag.

I understand that people need to think about terrorists and not about rising prices. But I am tired. Get back news about the harvest and nausea!

Will everyone be updated or only the Yuri department?
YYY: As long as lawyers, we train on them
XXX like cats.
No, the cats are good. Training for lawyers.

xxx: If the foreigner boasts knowledge of the Russian language, break him the template, quickly pronouncing: "Stand up, stand up".
Fuck me, I am a foreigner.
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As practice shows, such foreigners just need to open "the feudal-shooter". Two times conducted the experiment (a girl-English and a guy-German), both times - weep that individual words are understood, and the general meaning escapes.

I found a game of DNA here :3
You’d better find a guy.
You fuck, you’ve done it all, right?

Learned about the eclipse today from crazy colleagues who ran around the office and asked "and you are going to watch?".
They called them with a colleague of sects "Looking".
Those who asked but did not go out we classified as members of the sect "The Witnesses from the Window".

xxx: I constantly encounter "the resource is blocked", delayed!
yyy: suspicious, you, what, strawberries, child porn and cooking met you love?
Zzzz: Mrs. Mizulina, please log in.