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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125936
 25.03.2016
This banking trick:

On the second summer she spit on everything, took a loan, and went to the sea. with a child. for two weeks. His son was replaced. For the whole next school year, I had to go to the hospital only once, and that was because of watermelon! Loans paid out early before the new year

A good attempt. Fantasy is not bad. But not.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125935
 25.03.2016
Comments on the film on one of the online resources "ZV7"

XXX is 1. Very weak and all squeezed.
2nd Joey Casino for you to die

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125934
 25.03.2016
The idea of "three-year-old decree a child does not need" and "let us fight for its abolition" sounded, and I couldn't stand it.

A child is born the most helpless creature on earth. And in the depths of it there is a program:"Be someone – or you will die". Up to 3 years of constant presence of a significant adult is a question of survival for a child. At the unconscious level, it is caused by nature. A significant adult is one about whom the child thinks: "I am a child of this person, so he will take care of me, my survival is guaranteed to me, you can calmly develop." An important adult is not necessarily a mother. It can be a dad, a grandmother, a aunt, even a regular babysitter. But never - a teacher in the kindergarten or in the nursery or in the nursery.

I know that my grandmother in the 50s went to work when my child was 2 months old. I look at my mom, uncle, and aunt: they are psychologically degraded personalities. This is not fatal, they live poorly, but they are all psychological disabled. Not psychological, but psychological. I and many of my peers in the 80s were given in the basement at a year and a half. On average, we are more flexible than our mothers. I hope my daughter will have even fewer hysterics, neuroses and other cockroaches than I have. For one and a half years, nobody gave her anywhere.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125933
 25.03.2016

And now, grandmother, tell me what I did wrong? Am I invented or am I not?! to
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Our dad did not miraculously become alone, but what time was left with a newborn baby, work and it is unclear whether a future wife would live or not. normally got it. It’s great, and most of the men get out. Just most of the kids here are only seen in the movies.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125932
 25.03.2016
Scientists have been able to introduce a gene in baking yeast that is responsible for the synthesis of the enzyme that turns sugar into morphine.

Maca bulbs and heroin sticks are obsolete.
Morphine cakes will be...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125931
 25.03.2016
Chat a group of students, all – guys and one girl (that’s me). The chat has been silent for a week, and here I ask in which audience we have the state exam tomorrow. In half an hour I will go to read the answer - and there are already hundreds of posts discussing gay porn. O_O

[ + 24 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125930
 25.03.2016
I’ll move my baby-sitter into a different direction.
I am angry with mommies who have an atrophic instinct of self-preservation. These fools have a very bad habit of climbing on the unregulated pedestrian crossing by pushing a wheelchair in front of them and regardless of who is there or not. Idiots, fucking, a child’s wheelchair doesn’t make you invulnerable!!! So what hero are you jumping out of the wheelchair on the road? I can’t stop with all my desire!! Because it’s on the roads!! to
I don't want to live myself - okay, nobody cancelled natural selection, but the child is there?! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125929
 25.03.2016
The coincidence of life goals, etc.

Is there anything that can lie to your face? I told my then bride that I wanted two to four children, and I would not go for adoption/adoption. In response I heard, “I dream of becoming a mother, but you have to make money so that we can provide.” OK, three years later I am no longer a student and I make money, I will start talking about children again. In response, I get hysteria, petitions to adopt someone and gradually it turns out that my wife has a deep psychosis on the topic of childbirth and she is not going to go to the doctor with this problem.

I am preparing for divorce.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125928
 25.03.2016
I said that the cock and the glass are homeomorphic.

Nippon is like that. A glass of homeomorphic cubes, balls and so on. And the cock has a hole through the mouth to the poop. He is homeomorphic touru and circle. And this is only if the respiratory system does not connect with the digestive as in mammals. This is when we drink water and it can get into the trachea. In this case, the cock is even more difficult.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №125927
 25.03.2016
As long as you will see instead of a puppy a pet in need of training, do not expect anything good from her, especially obedience. Anyone perceives this attitude as a sting, and already a teenager with hormonal drives, inflated maximalism and with a lack of life experience... Try to see in a person first.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125926
 25.03.2016
It is a pity that they did not talk to me.

xxx: Today in the TC was heard a stupid question: "Why are TVs different?"
But the seller of goods, not confused, said: “These are the things that Bosch created.”

for different conditions of viewing.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125925
 25.03.2016
In the young month of April, snow falls in the old park.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125924
 25.03.2016
strange men, you tell them that "you are temporary", are offended
A must say - "constant" are scared


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125923
 25.03.2016
In Perm, the illegal trade in woven socks has been stopped. The police blocked the noscotraffic, carrying out raids on several noscopritons. Dependents remained without socks.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125922
 25.03.2016
to this:

Observations of life:
They will escape before the beginning of difficulties, which are not difficult at all.
Driving the child before school for preparatory courses (four lessons, but need to be transferred from the office to the office)

I would also escape from such meaningless spending of time.transfer of children from the office to the office can not be organized without the participation of parents? The offices are in different countries, what? It was crazy, fucking. Maybe even in the kindergarten should sit with the child and wipe him?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125921
 25.03.2016
His son is already in second grade and still sick once every two years. The sea does wonders. I advise everyone.

So where do you come from, ladies and gentlemen, with simple decisions for all cases of life?? to
One hardening solves all health problems, the other guessed the book to the child to read and now confident that he knows everything about education. Now the sea air helps us from all diseases, go!
And if I live on the shore of the sea in Primorsko-Ahtarsk, I harden everyone as sweet and the children are ALL equally sick - how to be? Let’s go, I want to know about another panacea.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125920
 25.03.2016
In search queries, before entering text you need to warn people "Everything you type will be used against you in advertising!".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125919
 25.03.2016
Do you have an admin 1C? Who serves.
The Director 😉
What a shit.
Give me her number.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125918
 25.03.2016
It happened to my ex-girlfriend. One day I visited her parents for the first or second time, I don’t remember. The acquaintance went well - somehow immediately liked each other, went to them at the country. Summer, beauty... And so, I’m sitting half lying in the room, my girlfriend comes in and asks me to open the door to the toilet, say, it doesn’t open, it’s spelled. I approach the door and try to open – scroll the pen. Well round such a very common type of lunch... the castle does not give up. I look closely at the castle and see that the core stands horizontally, that is, closed from the inside. I, not long thinking, loudly and confidently report that there is someone there. And, about myself, marrying the foolishness of my girlfriend, I lie down again on the couch with the appearance of a winner and a great erudite. And here comes my girlfriend, and laughs so that tears flow. And he says in a whisper, through a laugh, “You are what, fool? There, my mother is stuck, asking for help to open!” “There’s somebody there...” Genius, fucking.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125917
 25.03.2016
I hate people who joke with serious face expressions. My dad always jokes. Because of his jokes, I did not go to school in the third grade. He wakes me up in the morning and says, “Nina! “Will you go to school or do you go to school?” Naturally I chose the second. Then my dad punished me.

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