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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110970
 21.03.2015
Must go further. Watch what color the socks are, make groups, draw graphs and then find out what color the socks workers are worst. Then combine all the correlating charts and conclude that preference should be given to candidates with green socks who use Firefox 32 versions, drink green tea and blink less often than 1 time every 3 seconds. They work 7.3% better. Big date fucking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №110969
 20.03.2015
Requested
Tested by me: silicone rubber can both stick and slip. It seems like you will wear it twice - it's okay, in the third time the shirt begins to fade. Okay at home! No, usually just five to ten minutes after an active walk.
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Very interesting story. Just on the topic of the site. Please describe how you wear the shirt. Are the breasts? Are they prey? Do I need to repair the stitches? We look forward to.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110968
 20.03.2015
The New Nexus
XXX: The phone is not just the design.
Yyy: The phone is nothing, only the design crumbles. You have one box for correction.
ZZZ : Nothing Send this box here.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110967
 20.03.2015
The Peters! Remember to! How many years have you been raining? And he took it, and was angry, and went as you wanted. Say goodbye until you drown.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110966
 20.03.2015
I live with my husband and cat. On the other day, my mom ran for a second to pick up the book, went to the bathroom to wash her hands, and the washed socks dried up there (forgot to take off). My mom asks, “Is that your socks?” The color is beautiful!" Sometimes on the machine I answer - yes, say, mine, and only then I wonder what answer she was waiting for...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110965
 20.03.2015
Do you think I am alone?!!! I screamed Sasha Hundred.

How many of you? The doctor clarified, looking at how Sasha was wearing a shirt with long sleeves.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110964
 20.03.2015
From the description of fashion to Stalker.
- In the player now plays the stalker radio) All radio broadcasts are long enough,
for 20-30 minutes, so to listen to the entire broadcast, choose the moment of the game,
When you don’t plan to die for at least 30 minutes. Otherwise will have
Listen again at first.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110963
 20.03.2015
XXX: The Department of Human Resources
xxx: gathering of people with skills similar to the skills of a sea crab
xxx: I saw the shell - the shell in the shell - live and try to strain everyone

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110962
 20.03.2015
Theft of money from bank card:
X: I don’t have an iPhone (smartphone, etc.), no mobile bank and no credit card. There is no simple banking either. I believe in the cash that is in my safe. What is wrong with me?
A: You are getting a lot off :)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110961
 20.03.2015
Ukraine is part of Poland.
XX: I am a wicked man. I do not hate the Poles.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110960
 20.03.2015
What are the names of people who do not recognize behavioral and psychological differences between the sexes?
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The Traditional Prattets?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110959
 20.03.2015
From Pobeda Club:
22nd October 2014
Young: I sell the victory cabrio, no engine, CP is present...
20 November 2014
Young: If I urgently give for 150 but without CP
It will not come without the CPP.
Krest: The presence/absence of the gearbox does not change the driving qualities of the car without the engine :-)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №110958
 20.03.2015
There is a night of love=) I decided to prepare during the day, wax removal, legs and "all there=)" I went, bought wax strips "White" green. Once they were also on the stock, pleased, bought 3 packages. I think, Oh, it will be long enough...
She sat in the bathroom, prepared, gathered with the spirit... well, and all as instructions: warm up in the palms, tear one from the other and stick to the right place. Started from the bikini area, fucking... Sticky... Waited... Waited... Well, shaken!... Surprised, but it doesn’t hurt?? to
I look at the strip, it is transparent (I remember the wax of the green color)...I look at my whisker, and there the frog all the wax and left...
What to do! – Panic Sweat, water, toothbrush went on...not a whirlwind helps, the fox was tormented until the evening, shaved with a shave, took a single-use, 7 pieces changed, wax was stacked.
In the end, I have a green sticky pizza. I did not refuse sex, I decided dark, not to notice, and whatever does not stick to me, we will be in a DOGY posture... in a rush of passion, I still found myself sitting face to face... and fucking he was like a whirlwind, until the tears flowed... I look at my forehead, and there is a whirlwind with his entire hair...
P.S What are we girls to suffer alone?? = )

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110957
 20.03.2015
**: In the Moscow Patriarchate there are specially trained (technically skilled) patriarchs who can perform the ritual of consecration strictly by order and without material damage to equipment.
##: I feel, soon on the forums will be the phrase in the spirit "Yesterday raised the fry, seven liters of holy water spent!"
“Nenuacho?” Well silvered water is the guarantee of good work!
@@: UGU: "Golden connector, yacht, ping will be faster!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110956
 20.03.2015
Ten years have passed since the end of school, I went to the evening of the meeting of graduates. My mother asks about several people: who is this man? Are Sasha and Katya married? Where does Tania work? What about Pasha?

Pasha - a boy who already to the tenth grade had obvious problems with alcohol, somehow entered after school to some shark office, flew out of it after the first course (not even for failure, but stupidly forgotten and did not appear for a single exam), then again forgotten - now with sorrow, and after a few years in such a pace fell asleep finally. I tell my mother this sad story, she is surprised:

should be. And I was sure that he was excellent and would be a great boss: he was so solid on the graduation photo in the jacket, not the rest of the boys!

I began to understand what the anecdotes about female logic mean.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110955
 20.03.2015
Unable to fly to Mars:
At this stage of technological development, yes. Who knows it will be in 30 years.
222: in 30 years, the countries of our planet will bite each other in a religious-homosexual-oil attack)))
What do you think is a future of fantasy?
222: I wanted the "guest from the future" and we get the "crazy max"))
I think we’ll get a crazy guest from the future.
222: the mad feminist lesbian shahid))
111: The Orthodox Church
222: The main thing is liberal!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110954
 20.03.2015
In Peter it is spring now - everything has dried up, the sun is shining, a light wind blows, and carries, carries, her mother at her feet in three saints and twelve apostles named, dust. A small, bad, instantly filling in the nose, whispering on the teeth, settling in the mouth and becoming a spice to any food, causing the eyes to tear, filling the damn dust on the shoes.

Never, you hear, never, even under the threat of the death penalty, never come to Orenburg in the summer.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110953
 20.03.2015
That’s why I don’t meet your friends.
Kirill: Why is it? Yesterday we sat.
Masha: It’s normal that you call the person you see for the first time, Ban Ki-moon!
Kirill: Was he offended? I do not understand Chinese.
Oh, only he said it! Nadirbek is his name!
I say, I am in those nations. I am not distracted by minorities.
You are now the Chinese nation. called a minority? x_x

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №110952
 20.03.2015
DerArto: The creator of Adobe Flash Player needs to issue a short-term passport so that he goes to update it every three days! In the name of justice, shit!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110951
 20.03.2015
You can see a solar eclipse in the kitchen!! to
This is for your sins!
XXX: We tried, thank you, it’s beautiful!! to

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