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U.S. military helicopter crashed near the border with North Korea
Sergey N> encountered the harsh eyes of North Korean border guards.

Leon: By the way, an interesting observation – the British who rent an apartment with me, have already determined that the short but strong “blah” is when something small but not serious went wrong. But here’s the long and long "ebaaat" – it’s time to make your feet...

I am talking to a friend (P)
Q: Am I not bothering you?
I: in the sense?
Q: I mean, I am not distracted?
P: It’s crazy... Sms! I love auto correction.

A well-known fact: if you stay a vegetarian for four years in a row, a berry begins to grow from your ass.
yyy: You can just listen to the group Love for 2 years in a row, the effect will be the same)

xxx: bought a haircut machine to cut yourself, well, and how to save money. Well, it looks like it’s easy. I was barbered (

Writes a person with a red diploma in the specialty of computer economist:
I bought 6 gold for 600 rubles. It rose in price and I sold it for 1600 rubles. But why can't I buy 9 grams for the money I earned, and only 6 again?

DrBerD: Fucking stupid employees... Called off in the official (!!!) report module of soil deformation module DEFLORATION!!! Fuck, in them in qualifications such characteristics should be introduced. Personally to everyone.

"Game of Thrones" I like that in the north, in the kingdom of cold, everyone walks without hats. Apparently the directors live in warm California and consider winter and cold freezing -5 degrees Celsius.
It reminds of Bondarchuk’s attempts to make films about the army. From the first minutes it becomes clear that Fedecka is very far from the army.)

[17:03:49] xxx: work server turned off half an hour ago
[17:03:59] xxx: sitting around 20 people type work
XXX: No one noticed
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
[17:04:51] yyy: the norm
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

On the Crimea turned off the lights, the problem is somewhere in Melitopol, at the Sevastopol Forum, in the topic of discussing the lack of light.
This is the future – there is no light anywhere, but everyone writes about it on the Internet.

A maths teacher’s husband knows that if his wife suddenly wakes you up in the middle of the night, he will ask for a table of multiplication.

The head's resolution on the processing of the device's current and exhaust cooling: "The device should be inflated and not sucked out. Drop into the room."

In the Contact search "amateurs of group sex" releases about 140 groups.
About 40 groups are made up of one person.

Dialogue in the international chat:

1 Where are you from?
2 GB in London.
1 Oh cool! Me too!
You have a girlfrind?
1 th
1 is fucking
1 No
2 OK, all of yours.

by corporate mail (M)engager sends (Y)ristu a completed standard form of additional agreement with the counterparty:
M: made a dop agreement.
Tagged with: polka-pizza-nim-nim

Astra: The wire on the dress looked, and on the question "now how?" issued "the dress as a dress..."
Astra = (
What else did you wait for? ? red - brown, dress - like a dress)))
Astra: =))) Well yet at least "likes / dislikes"
I didn’t say "fu", I like it.

On the women's forum survey on the topic "What is your internet"
Options of answers:
1st Unlimited
The cellular operator
Three Wi-Fi
On my comment on the incorrectness of these options of answer, said not to be wise and sent to the blacklist ))))

The xxx:
Watch the series "Game of Thrones". your subject

YYYY :
I have been watching for a year.

The xxx:
I couldn’t show you, thank you.

YYYY :
I mentioned. You called me shit and advised me to find a girlfriend.

The xxx:
Excuse me

Doctor Moriarty: Honesty is the most dangerous illusion. The honesty of the battle is only in who is right when entering the battle and who is not. Supremacy over the enemy, the ability to destroy it as quickly as possible, not giving him a chance in the game, denying the opportunity of the game itself - this is the Way. Here is the ideal. Everything else – starting with the notorious courtyard “do not beat eggs,” blasphemy, and even foolishness, made by those who are endowed with big physical data on the occasion of nature’s lust, and demons whispered to their ears – “honest battle!” They are weaker – they must lose...". And naive good guys are bought for this nonsense. They throw a knife on the ground, a trunk, and rejoice in their trouble—yes, I will fight with it like a man against a man! Ritual dances of the Papuas. Cut on the eggs and hit the brick on the turtle. Let him suffer from the pain that excludes every thought of pain, which, God will give, wipes out of his few twists the fool. Go on your business. Do not allow yourself to impose someone else's game, which is no different from a base game in three rows. Let it be played by those who have nothing but flesh on their bones. You are better. You have brains. And if you have brains, sooner or later you will get a trunk, guy. Know the Dark Side of the Force, young fellow.

Title: Natashka Kakaška sea turtle
Zzz: Why the sea?
XXX: Land is not in the rhythm
Zzzz: A brilliant answer. The Genius. XDDDD