Jerusalem’s contract with humanity has been extended for another year.

I had an idea... I need to give Medvedev a collection edition of WOW... Suddenly this game will save the whole country...
YYY: I don’t think a chief who plays such a crazy strategist will like it.

Do you have a haircut machine?
I only have my wife’s epilator.
Be a man - shave with an epilator! XD is

I wake up in the morning with a note on my mother’s table.
The son!
Wash the dishes.
Hungry clothes
Repair the closet.
Repair the chair.
Repair the Regiment
Go to shop.
Give a Gift to Aunt Lene
Go to mail.
There was something in the refrigerator, make yourself eat.
I walk
Happy the Easter!

You know, I’ve noticed that rich people always have such an old or cheap mobile phone!
Do you comfort yourself? >D

A......... (18:37:36 23/04/2011)
How by myself?

D...... (18:38:26 23/04/2011)
Like in a Japanese thriller.

A......... (18:38:42 23/04/2011)
Is it how?

D...... (18:40:02 23/04/2011)
Everything... worse... worse... worse... and when it seems that everything will be fine now... Pi......c and titles...

The disco. The man decided to catch up with the girl. I invited her to dance... They danced, they danced, and then he whispered to her ear: - Why are you so fat?! The girl in shock. Do you want to run together in the morning?

In the transition is beautiful graffiti: Go Vegas!! to
And below is the signature mark: Aha! Come from Russia!

The brother from the morning all in the green, including the beard - it is he cut his finger - I gru, so what you did not wake me, I would normally squeezed and bumped, he, shit, in response gives "Yes, it is easier to wake Lenin in the mausoleum than you at night".

Lisa

Discussion on: "How to Stop Reading Habra?"
1: Getting a Girl
Better than two!
3 and introduce them.
4:... with the third
5 – Meet your wife.
What if the girl reads the hubr herself?
Shaker, we are running out.

xxx (17:39:37 24/04/2011)
Do you need a little red floor?
yyy (17:40:09 24/04/2011)
You need a catch (
xxx (17:40:29 24/04/2011)
I am about my cat.
yyy (17:40:50 24/04/2011)
At this age, it will no longer be interesting to take.
xxx (17:41:27 24/04/2011)
I will throw her out.
yyy (17:41:38 24/04/2011)
That happened?
xxx (17:42:36 24/04/2011)
You imagine I’m sitting behind the notepad... She runs into the hall, makes a circle around it... She jumps on the table and tastes good at my notepad.

I want to make a tattoo.
YYY: Where is it?
xxx: on Lenka over the buttocks “here was Nikita”.
yyy: make right under the tattoo "there was Vanya", there seems to be a place left

[22:12]<crimson> fucking, well why do I know that ringing consonants are full-called only in intervocal positions
[22:12]<crimson> or between voice and sonant
[22:12]<crimson> where am I, fucking, to put that baggage of knowledge afterwards?
[22:12]<crimson> type, I go to work
[22:12]<crimson> and the employer is, and in what position are the calling consonants silent/not silent?

yyy: culinary forums fill me with tenderness and brilliance
yyy: and where they get those billions of disgusting gifs with mice
xxx: I, by the way, always get some solid discussions on culinary forums with a strict design.
xxx: this is probably because I googled from year to year on the topic of cooking only "how much to cook pasta" and "which water to throw peelmen". It’s a real man’s territory where a mouse cannot be.

The Fucking Seven
YYY: What is it?
Do you remember the joke about a child when he finds a bomb in a sapphire at the first attempt?
Type of laptop promised to give?
XXX is fucking! My grandson decided! The tribe confused.
YYY: GGGG and CH?
XXX: the laptop now has to hole. Who knew that in the seven in the bomber can the same schedule reboot fucking!

XXX: My hamster is dead.
YYY: And you did it right!

Tagged: a minute
Fuck to Fuck
Give up.
My link in contact is saved.
I am at the cemetery.
I am in contact
Writing
You are trying to get in contact from an unusual place. Confirm that it is you.

XOG: I offer to the service "Yandex.Probki" to add more necessary navigator users service "Yandex.Luki".

With a compromise. by RU:
The Moscow people, who went to the shores of Nevada for business, claimed that it was Putin who controlled the crime of the “Bandit Petersburg” of the 90s: in any case, if the wife of the travelling important foreigner on the street had a bag broken down, then they turned to Sobchak’s head – in a wonderful way, the bag was on the bed in the hotel room for the evening.

The main bag.

From the hub about Android monitoring of the owner:
ekzo: This is one of the reasons why I regularly change the mac address of my wireless internet access point.
To whom did you surrender, Lord?