Masterstop: I made the fastest disk format in the world
Masterstop: 1 TB per second
Starcin: Did you scratch your screw on the floor?
Masterstop: You think flat, his father rushed on him with his cloth
Masterstop: and don’t ask how he got there.

All men are cowboys! But some of them, like a dog, with different dogs, and some, like a wolf, either one, or with one wolf forever.
Oh, you’ve gotten your patterns. I am a fucking lion.
Ohhhhhhhhhh?? to
There is one lion and many lions.

My mother made my father’s offer on April 1. My father agreed. Thirty-eight years ago, they wondered who they were.

How many people can live without food?
Eighty years, but not for long. :)

The Healthy Nutrition:
"The half-life of the cotlet is only a few days".

Soon your eyes will narrow, you will start speaking hieroglyphs and you will make Toyotas.
And the animators were offended.

Steve: I would have invented a tablet for all cases of life faster.
from the neck and from the neck.
from everything)
Lil is : )
Pregnancy and Impotence
One... for everything!
He ate and died.

dochkosmonavta: It seems to me that if a white American rapes a ten-year-old black girl, he will first be called a racist.

My uncle hung the fish in the basement to dry. That same evening his wife wakes up at night, he sees, he does not sleep. He asks what the matter is? The one with empty eyes looking into the ceiling, "Dark in the basement... how is she there?")))
They say, in the morning took off, now goes with her around the apartment talking.)

For half an hour, I persuaded my mom under the scream of Kaspersky to erase a letter with a trapped Trojan program from her colleagues at work - a family couple!They are decent people!!! to

With the child we watch the movie "Morozko" - a scene where Ivanushka and Baba-Yaga command in turn a bubble and the one turns in different directions.
The child - "No protection at the bump, any Ivan-dumb with the rights of the administrator."

I had an idea... I should give Medvedev a collection edition of WOW... Suddenly this game will save the whole country...

I made a movie about vampires.
A guy and a girl settled behind my wall, though the rules forbade it.
Tags: periodically no fucking
xxxh: at the same time, very unesthetically they will stand..i.e. not even stnut.. ston-it is poetry...and they just crack, crack and crack.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XHH: I turn on the filmmaker at full volume.
There, first the music is so tragic, then the sound of dogs, then the Earl of Dracula cries out loudly, “Let you be silent, creatures, for the third night already!”! to
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The girl started roaring, the guy coughed nervously, sex broke.
I am hardly laughing here.)
silence and grace))))) murk

A friend about a month and a half crumbled, matured, complained about a tumor in the leg, tried a bunch of ointments, some other figs, and then went to the surgeon. It was a fracture.

Give a man a fish and he will be full for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will die of hunger because there is nowhere to fish.

I go to the country for 3 days, take a computer, but still boring, what to do?
YYY: Find a snail there that is boring too, tell her that you have a dried African cockroach with one nostrils in your barracks.
Go look at him. Clear foam, it will not be in the shore, start looking for it there, bend everywhere, "accidentally" you will find it
A bottle of champagne in the wood.
Do not offer to drink it, only offer to try, to the bottom.
Then you understand yourself.

Walking to the store, I came to the conclusion: the fact that you are smiling meet young people does not mean that you are well painted today, or that even the thickness and the cakes do not give you a fierce break... it is possible that you are cheating in the headphones, and behind you already thirty meters with the speed of the slide floats signaling you BMW X5!! to

xxx: Milla, I am ashamed of ppc... The guy came, asked to do the type of Stalker. I gave him Chernobyl: a zone of alienation. Then went to the playground, watched the video review. Such a shit!!! to
xxx: "Thought-out, organic world with birds..." is a box slogan!
Enemies can run and shoot, and what else is needed from enemies", "In this amazing game you can jump to the box, you can jump to the car, and you can just jump". The man will be pleased.

I am reversed!
Exactly a week before my girlfriend's menstruation, I turn into a goat for her, like by passing a magic spell)))

The female answer to this philosopher-psychologist:

If a guy is educated, stupid, polite, polite, attentive, caring, then any girl will tell him that he is such a wonderful, such a cool and irreplaceable... a friend. And because a polite, attentive and caring guy is not suitable for the role of an alpha male who would attract a girl at the level of instincts. and bla bla bla.

First, there are no generalizations. What would any girl say? If you have been told this personally, it does not mean that it happens to everyone, always and everywhere.
Secondly, the man in the eyes of women usually makes the alpha male not a height, not a square jaw, not a hairy, and not even a half-meter-long instrument. And the most important and necessary male ability: to quickly make decisions and act. Do you know that a woman immediately begins to feel subconsciously, if the most educated, polite and polite guy rubs and turns around, and everyone does not dare to move on to the matter and show their interest (romantic, erotic, whatever)? That in life together everything will be the same, and decisions will always have to be made by her. and responsibility for them. and solving problems. And the sweet and delicate companion of life will talk in the side and wait until she does everything for him. In the best case - polite afterwards will say "Thank you". and educated.