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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125816
 23.03.2016
He is:
My language is my enemy.
She is:
Your language is my friend.

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125815
 23.03.2016
No, I do not understand this "logic". Going away from women with children’s hospitals, I want to understand the overall picture. This employee works for a whole month, and he is given a prize for it. Is it given to all employees every month? If so, why should this employee, who has been hospitalized for half a month, lose that same premium altogether? Half of the month he worked honestly, like everyone else, and should get half the prize. The second half of the premium, which the employer encouraged him for a month of work, should be given to the employee who replaced him. Of course, nobody does that, fat hurts, this half is just not paid. Overall: half a month worked, half a month received a salary plus a premium. In my opinion, it is fair.
So what is your logic? In the fact that if half a month did not work due to illness, then the second half of the month could not do anything? According to your logic, it turns out that the manager encourages the "premium" not for the work, namely for the presence at work for a full month? Or is it still about the fact that the self-sufficient manager so avengers the employee for the fact that he dared to get sick, and let him rejoice that he was not fired at all?
Z is. I’m not talking about refinancing, refinancing, etc. This is, in essence, a prize, and it is absolutely wrong to expect it in the absence of the work done.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125814
 23.03.2016
The husband! Just imagine that your pregnant wife was called by another similar heroin carrier by the eyes of a male ovula. Now say, as in the spirit: in the mouth? Then stand in front of the mirror, so that you do not miss, give yourself in the mouth, and keep an eye on the bazar.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125813
 23.03.2016
It is unfortunate when you come to a walk all in a "fighting color", and there all the men have long been in captivity.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125812
 23.03.2016
A false story that the author disagrees with.

The story is inspired by recent clashes with terribly entrepreneurial novels under Tula. And although such settlements everywhere in Russia are always a well-known source of social infection, I will not again stamp the cowardly and merciless Russian authorities. Their symbiosis with the Gypsies has been around for centuries, which means it is beneficial for both sides.
From myself, I will add that in the 80s, before nausea, I went on a trip to various factories and mines. throughout the country. But the Gypsy saw only at the stations.
And now we will talk about the country of the clen list.

Gypsies in North America were, but not very divorced. The Protestant ethics of the United States and Canada proved to be harsh to the deceivers and professional deceivers, and the archives only mention them in the section of punishment. In local English, the word "gypsy" even formed a verb, and the phrase "He just gypped me" began to be heavily suppressed only in our time, enlightened by true democracy.
Strictly speaking, in no country in the world these guys did not enjoy the population (it is possible that in ancient times they were washed out of their native India for some sophisticated elephant robbery). Rare positive references to a very freedom-loving people in literature are left only by those who have not suffered from their freedom at all. I think that if the Gypsies had put their beloved son, Maxim Gorky, on the needle, he would have instantly renounced his ergiles and chickens... well, what to guess.

This is what I liked in the communists—that they kept the Romans in strictness, and throughout the social camp. And with the collapse of communism, the Ay-Louis resurrected with unprecedented force. Since the late 1980s, the Roma of Eastern Europe have founded official public organizations that seize (sometimes buy) land where ethnic settlements immediately emerge, providing drug trafficking from Middle and Central Asia. They don’t cheat on cars, weapons and slave trade. It seems that only Germany (which was the GDR) resisted then.

The first in the mid-1990s were the Czechs and organized the struggle against antisocial growth. The Gypsies rushed. Who broke where. In particular, in immunodeficient to them Canada. The first batch of 3,000 “refugees” arrived in 1997 and was met with a pump. The press welcomed the emergence of the “Roman culture” in Canadian. For some reason it was believed that the people, so fiercely and for a long time expelled by normal, time-tested nations, would suddenly become protective useful in Ontario. Very few protesters were bound up and soon faced trial for incitement to hatred.

And the oppressed black-haired people fell. From Bulgaria, Romania, Slovakia, Ukraine, Poland... Thousands and twelve came. I remember my feelings when on the central Nathan Philip Square among tourists suddenly saw sleeping characteristic wearable personalities in colourful sweaters and monsters gathering in cardboard boxes to “victims of Yugoslav bombing.” And they paid. Twenty were thrown.
The last big wave was in 2008, from Hungary. By that time, even the most tolerant liberals understood that they were hot. Almost all refugee stories have been found to be false. In social houses, the Gypsies organized terror, forcing the rest to pay tribute to them. The proposed work was rejected. They did not pay for housing, food was taken from free banks. Given wholesalers, child benefits and disability benefits (and all were disabled), their income was much higher than the average.
According to the law, the losers of the trial should be deported, but all somehow ran away. Then there was a delight: some clever head in the immigration ministry suggested that the Gypsies did not want to return because of poverty, they were promised a raise of $ 3,000. The Gypsies came out of nowhere, took the money, but refused to leave again. Those who still managed to expel, carried with them loads of expensive goods purchased on credit. Money borrowed from fake documents. Such a pleasant tradition of taking something to memory continues today.

In the case of Dejavu. It may soon be tested by police officers who previously had such difficulty expelling fraudsters. They can come back. It turned out that the lawyer who then conducted their affairs was unclean on the hand (who could have thought?). Therefore, all the offended can fly back and go back to the stupid Canadians again.

An acquaintance photographer was shooting a Romanian wedding near Aurora. On it, relatives from Europe came to shoot a film about their annual congress. The acquaintance saw a lot, but at that time he was shocked by the abundance of expensive cars, the price of gifts and bad taste. By the way, he was stolen the lens at this job, and tried to cheat with the payment. In order to obtain it, he did not give files for almost a year, resisting threats.

In 2012, well-known commentator Ezra Levant (one of the few who have the courage to declare the perniciousness of multicultural politics) was brought to justice by publicly stating that Gypsies practice only one profession – deceiving and begging, and that they have no place in a normal society. The newspapers were outraged, the intellectuals aroused. As in his time and Bitter with the Cuprin. On television began to spin interviews, where the next golden tooth in the leather plainly complained about the misunderstanding of their identity and vowed eternal love to the new homeland. Let’s catch fresh bears – and make a contribution!

The chicks remained. According to the last census, they are 82 thousand. How much is actually unknown. I assume that some of them fit into society. But from the open reports (police and city services) you can represent the activities of the majority. They live, as always, in clans. Mostly in trailer parks along the U.S. border. Having several passports. Often cooperating with Indians in the sense of what to shame the government. Benefits to myself and many children. Growing of hemp. Without paying any taxes. Selling bull, chicken and fun pills. Fake IDs and credit cards. Trafficking, slave trafficking and criminals. Theft warehouses and insurance companies.
Developing their own unique culture.
Enjoying true liberalism.
Oh, the swallowed hammer...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125811
 23.03.2016
Who are you by horoscope?
I am a vegan!
There is no such zodiac.
I feel great!
What are you wearing?! to
You are irritable. It is because of meat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125810
 23.03.2016
How many stories about moms who call morgi, in search of their unsightly children, husbands. I decided to look at the situation from the other side.

How often are you called in search of people, nervous moms? How does it sound?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №125809
 23.03.2016
I go in the tram. The conductor, a sweet-looking miniature grandmother, approaches a large beaded girl and gives her a handful of heads. The beetle stares stupidly at the departure, sits, shrinking, for about a minute, then jumps up and walks on the whole tram:

Coob, what did you give me? I quickly gave me at least two dozen, I need to put on the phone! The cow!

The conductor quietly changes the fifths by dozens:

I’m just a pony compared to you.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №125808
 23.03.2016
During his student years he worked with his uncle. He was engaged in the installation of windows, and I helped him to dismantle the old windows. And here he told me one story that happened to his colleague (let it be Vasya).

Coming, therefore, Vasya on the object, the house is new and the homephone does not work. He climbs up to the second floor, calls the door, opens the housewife, he appears to be an installor of the company "Moscow windows". The first thing to do is to inspect the window holes and overmeasure the frames, as freezers sometimes make the wrong measurements and it makes no sense to unfold the entire tool. The windows in the house are almost on the floor. He enters the room, approaches the hole and automatically bends to look down, and through his shoulder a huge bag with a tool (perforator, lobnik and other shit). The bag overweighs and he falls out on the street. Fortunately, he doesn’t break anything, goes up the floor again and knocks on the door. The dialogue:

Who is?

Manufacturer of the company "Moscow windows"

A few minutes of silence and steps around the apartment (apparently looking for Vasyan in the house) returns, opens the door and in stupid silence starts back.

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125807
 23.03.2016
But if we had a gym right in the house, we would probably do sports.

There is a sex shop in the yard. and what?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №125806
 23.03.2016
I recently witnessed a wonderful conversation between my mother (M) and her sister (C).

C: No, you can imagine what low-quality things do! I pushed the washer into the machine to wash, and it all disappeared!

M: Where did you get that addict?

C: Yes, my mom gave me another gift for the wedding.

M: What kind of mommy? For what wedding?

S: Yes, on our, on the wolf (her husband)

M: So you married in 74! 42 years ago!

C: Well yes.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №125805
 23.03.2016
I bought a cream for cloves, my aunt wept that I took too fat - rural, 30%.
I am justified:
It is so delicious! I always choose fat.
The woman, proudly protruding the fourth-size breast:
For example me!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125804
 23.03.2016
3 nights of rest. "Skoroviki" bring a restless boy with a low temperature, in the set with which offered no less restless parents. Complaints are non-original: a foreign body in the nose, they could not extract themselves. General examination, a little preparation and here out there is something brown-grey of soft consistency, covered with mucus with abundant purulent clots and blood veins. The question is when the child puts it in his nose.

Just a week ago, my parents answered. We thought it was shaking, and it was neither there nor here. And yesterday from the nose greenery watered, so I decided to call an ambulance.

[ + 23 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125803
 23.03.2016
The controversy is that some individuals at work are counted, themselves or in the hospital, or take care of a child, but at the same time want to receive a premium.
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As far as I remember, the dispute began with the story of how the boss of all the mothers going to the hospital left on half the naked salary, after which they all abruptly went out to work, and their sick children apparently went to infect other children in the kindergarten. Of course, formally the boss of the right. But the real system, which translates most of the salary into a premium, and which implies that the premium is always paid as part of the salary, and the true meaning of the word “premium” is remembered, only when you need to press any employee with similar inconvenient problems to the bosses - it is bullying people. The problem is not in mothers who need to take care of their children. And not at all in "Tunnel". The problem is in the semi-legal position of most employees, who with their bosses do not make so many contracts with a white (and decent) salary (in addition to the premium!How many " agreed" in words and "by default". The problem is the really low social protection of citizens in Russia. And in that they accept it, and then knock their eyes. But chasing mothers in this situation is just shit. You have to know who is in the highest government positions. Increasing public awareness at the same time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125802
 23.03.2016
Yes is. Because I pay her for her solving MY problems. Other children are not among my problems, and I see no reason to pay for it. I’ll give that money to those who replaced her at work and pulled both my job and her and laugh in the face of anyone who says it’s unfair.

and yes. justly

But then it will be fair when you and in old age will also be required what from a working citizen without a discount on age.
Then we’ll laugh together, as Zhenetsky said.

And yes, don’t tell them at every corner that young people have no respect for the elderly.
Because at one time, the representatives of the elderly did not deal with the problems of their mothers.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125801
 23.03.2016
It is always fun to hear how the childless give advice to children about raising children.
Cosmic scale and cosmic stupidity
Apparently, considering a child, something like a talking doll.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125800
 23.03.2016
In the quarrels about work they forget that everything has long been invented for us.

Hospitalization over 3 days (suddenly) is not paid by the employer, but by the insurance company (those with the mandatory tax on honey). is well known and constitutes a known % of z/p. and getting it in the envelope you should have a health above average, so as not to stay in the minus)

Against the "unemployed" has long been invented a lot of systems. For example, a paycheck. Or a system of compulsory premiums, which can be more than a p...
You work - get a Z/P prize
If you don’t work, sit on the roof and don’t light up, or they’ll find something to get fired. The contract will not be extended...

Three Suddenly, they may offer a reduction or rewrite an old indefinite contract for a period of one year. And think - do they want to get rid of it, or really something in the accounting and personnel department has changed, and this requirement is not "hotel", but the necessity of...

4 is About the "mothers" and the "sick" should be cared for by the state. for our taxes. And not at all an employer who needs a job done, not a place occupied by deckers.

5 is "Social" is a very important part, but it can be held or very large, "city-forming" enterprises. The state for our taxes.

In general, read the laws, smart textbooks, and do not lead a mess on the forums. And of humor. Resources are provided!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125799
 23.03.2016
XXX: I am sitting on the suckers from the throat

UUU: Pumps means

Yes, I want to be healthy!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125798
 23.03.2016
to this:
I am the head of the technical control department.
One of the controllers:
- The welders in the shop were bitten by some flies today and they started cooking according to the drawings!! to
I am carefully interested:
What did they cook before?
Before that, they cooked well.
I thought. Go to the designers to find out the difference.
...
Let me guess, a car, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125797
 23.03.2016
Well, camarades, what did you make a noise, well honest motherly word. You are right a thousand times. Women get, and they get nothing at all. Either the domestic ruler will appear, or the sexist boss, or simply do not believe that a woman can do well with a technical profession (maybe judge all women by their stupid parent or underwear), or simply fear that in the middle of the project will go into a decree and so on. This is only the essence of the main claims to feminists is that instead of solving problems, they engage in hernia, and if they solve the problem, then in the most destructive and least adequate way. Just like all the boots, if you haven’t noticed it yet. For comparison, you can look at all kinds of greenwriters with pets - the same bursitis. The main methods of fighting - to attack not the enemy, but those who can not give up, to solve not those problems where the sharpness has already reached the question of life and death, but those where there is no problem at all and you can blow the flies in the elephant (unlike solving real problems - it requires much less effort), and, of course, to grasp, squeeze and report.
Apply the template according to the circumstances to any bordues when a crash occurs - the template is universal.

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