I will tell you the story, it was in the village, I was 7-8 years old, I went for a walk, I went out of the cottage that was behind the house, and I went to the field, I went 300 meters, and there trees, and I had such a mood was superb, I decided to break the branch, take it and.....she opens her eyes...the picture goes on..the child runs like a necklace and rattles.

On the streets of Moscow, it was noticeably flooded and stunned!

In one of the Moscow paid clinics a month ago came the proud son of the mountains, a Caucasian. He was proud, but his eyes were shaken and somewhat frightened. The girl in the registration, scratching a duty smile, asked him:
To which doctor do you want to go to the reception?
- Listen, I would go to an anesthesiologist, - for some reason the Caucasian answered with a whisper.
Why a whisper? The girl also lowered her voice.
Mean has a parable. I’ll tell the doctor, Noah.
The anesthesiologist does not accept patients.
The girl. Maybe the therapist first. Do you have severe pain?
Nate, as long as Boley Nate. They will soon be strong.

Five minutes later, the Caucasian entered the therapist. Full of compassionate attention and caring involvement, which happens only in paid clinics, the doctor asked:
What are you complaining about?
I am ashamed, Doctor! Owen is ashamed. I am my worthless son.
The people and their matrix. Tell me that you never tell anyone.
I had you.
The therapist sneezed and put his hands in the lock:
I took the oath of Hippocrates. I will not tell.
Harash, the Doctor I need local anesthesia of the arms, legs, abdomen and back.
Urgently, until it has dried up!

The Caucasian began to dress feverishly, and a therapist who saw a lot in his age saw such that he even removed his glasses and began to wipe them quickly.
Almost the entire machined body of the Caucasian was covered with white wax strips designed for hair removal. Only on the chest was seen a pink hairless square.
“Doctor, I was able to touch only one strip! Here is here! The Caucasian
pointed to the chest. So much pain, so much pain, so much pain! I thought that
I will go and cut!
God, why did you pray this wax? Can not simply
to shave?
and Nate! A date for two hours! In order to shake me, I
It takes 4 hours! So delete anesthesia, doctor. I need more.
Succeed with the flowers!

The therapist quietly sat for a minute, dumbly stood on the patient, then shaken, recalled and went for anesthetic.

Dmitry Anatolyevich came to Hong Kong and he was told there that they would turn off the lights after ten. It is better for him to go to Egypt, so that he can be told there how they stumbled on the president who was tired of it.

For almost a century, we have sought a global idea – a life without the use of money; from everyone according to their abilities – to everyone according to their needs, and so on. And finally it happened, built... no, for communism of course - Torrent network

I go to a girl’s birthday.
OOOO
“No, we’re just friends, that’s why you’re cowardly.

The Master 14:26
Where do you work, that you can use the work iron for personal purposes?
The Champions 14:27
in Russia

New rules for the inauguration of the president in Russia: the left hand is placed on the Bible, the right on the Torah, the member on the Constitution.

In the shelter, the neighbor has a cat, lining the infection, out of school on my bed to go, and the bed along the window stands. He wants to sit on the window. I lie down and watch his actions. He rattled from the floor, jumped, stabbed almost his teeth into the window, hanged and watched if he touched my bed. Here is the animal, quickly cut off.

and Barak! The oil jumped - get up!

I recently found out:
The Japanese have a traditional apology – sumimasen. And most verbs in Japanese end with mas (u is not read), indicating the verb of the present time. The verbal of the present time with denial ends in masen. For example, ikimasu - to go, and ikimasen - not to go. Recently I learned that the verb "sumimasu" means "to live". Accordingly, "sumimasen" - not to live. Thus, polite Japanese instead of normal "sorry" say something like "what's bad".

The inscription on the fence: "There at the corner are sold steel bars". Below someone wrote: "They were bought for their palace by the helmet-blowing Hector" (c)

O-Bak-Tian

Put the icons on the shelf.
The grandmother killed: "We must put Christ in the center. He is the leader. andquot;

Inscription on the fence:
"Fight for class, not race"
The signature already:
"And your class will be the best in school" >.<

And then the League of Sexual Minorities will require that the heads of the eagle on the emblem be turned to each other, and smiling.

AAA: In Texas, a criminal is obliged to warn the victim verbally or in writing about an imminent crime at least 24 hours before it is committed.
Violation of this rule is considered by the court as an aggravating circumstance.
BBB: Throw a letter like this “I’ll kill you at 5 p.m.
“Be there on time, don’t be late.”
aa: and a sack of salophan under my height, or I ended up.)

xxx: Do you think my club of anonymous sisadmines will be successful?
yyy: "Hello, my name is Vova and I am Sisadmin 7 years".
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: "I haven't patched for FreeBSD for a month, shaved off my one-year-old beard and threw out my old jersey with deer".
Yyy: "You are on the way to recovery! Here is your anti-stress disc, break it in sign of your unwavering!"
I am your first customer.

Can people be killed in office?
People cannot be killed in principle.
In the post?

VKontakte, in the group, the first point:
1st A group only for adequate people who appreciate Japanese porn.

My girlfriend told me. I was trying to take care of her for thirty years. calls to:
Let’s eat lunch together?
to go. Where is?
I have a fish soup at home.