Why can’t you just take a loved one home?
Does he have a cat at home?

X: I would shoot those accountants who interfere with the normal flow of business because of their competence.
Fear God, fast in the courtyard.
X: I would shoot to the post. At the beginning of the period.

During his lifetime he was attributed to the classics, but the classics said: - carry back.

I walk past the new FSB building.
High forged fence, top of the column, surveillance cameras - the mouse will not jump through.
In the depths of the courtyard are garbage tanks, in which the bombs are concentrated.

received a salary. The ATM issued some strange sounds... I think it was roaring.

I signed up on Facebook...Face asks – what do you think? Well, I like the military printed - I think of shit and spiders!!! After a week, the post on the page disappeared somewhere... Facebook was happy or upset?? to

104% of Russians believe it is normal to distort information in the media in the interests of the state when highlighting important issues. by Interfax

This is:

to this:

Recently, the ventilation grid in the kitchen stopped working. I put a flame - there is no pull.
What am I?
I sincerely wish everyone who crashes their refrigerators into the air pipes not to stop at the achievement and crash their microwave directly into the sewage collector. They are smart, beats.

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Bro, don’t go out. Write an application to the JEC about the ventilation is stuck. They come and clean up. From the roof. Gray on the rope. And if someone hit the refrigerator there, their problems.
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The problem is that normal people change the whole brick ventilation of the type of "collard" to a modern buffer. While you get to the guilty, you uplift the completely left-handed people the pipes and probably move the giraffe through the brains of the children who have resorted to the winding (they don’t have a refrigerator at the place of ventilation, unlike our hero). On "Zadobbal" just about this "justice" recently there was a post.
Brotip: you measure the distance to the guilty with a small pinch on the measuring cord and start a slope for him. In civil cases, there is a presumption of guilt, i.e. either the innovator enters the apartment and shows that the hole has accidentally stuck and the mine is normal, or a horse fine for damaged communications (and it is really horse).

This is a wild bean!! to
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Tasks not for adults:

In the mathematics textbook for 1st grade, my child had the task:
Continue the sequence: cat - 3, donkey - 2, cock - 8, cow -?, duck -?, dog -?"

The problem could be solved only by the children who did the lessons themselves. Mothers, fathers, and grandmothers have long been outraged by the meaningless tasks. My friends, whom I gave the task, also broke the brain.
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cat - 3 (miu), donkey - 2 (ia), cock - 8 (ku-ka-re-ku), cow - 2 (mu), duck - 3 (krea), dog - 3 (gaw)

and morality is simple - problems from children's textbooks let's solve to children, not to yourself, children, as a rule, this problem really solve, and adults googled... as a result, your child in a couple of years will stumble over the fingers equation, because of the problem. You get used to everything you do.

This is how freedom dies – under the thunder of applause.

(J is Lucas, The Star Wars

To all quotes with jokes on the topic of hemp and Ukraine:

People, do you really see cannabis only as a drug? About the time, about the morale (c).
It is an industrial plant.
In the industry, hemp is used as a raw material for medical (cannabidiol), fuel, textile, light (copper oil), paper, construction and other industries, as well as for the production of rough plant fiber (pink).
There are varieties with a low content of THC. There's even a bag of skin - the effect of zero :)

Bonus for reading:
Dialogue of two Ukrainian political scientists:
Do you understand what is happening at all?
Well, I can explain.
I ask if you understand or not. Explain and I can.

Are you really fucking?
To kill is not good.
And you answer me: Let’s see how you sing when they come to kill you and your family!
In principle, how do you imagine it? You come like this, you kill my family, and I’m like this: “Oh, now that you killed my family, I realized I was wrong and that’s really good! I liked so much! Please kill me now!"
So what?
Your arguments are simple.

Flattershai fed the bobs with fish — and nothing.
Not the bobs, but the harks.
zzz: Kharkov, Donetsk, Dnipropetrovsk, Odessa...
Lions are not to be fed.

The bitter fruits of early education. They sent a small boy (5 years) to the store for bread, returns very thoughtful and without bread. Why not buy?
Small: And there on the door is written "A carrier is needed", and I didn’t have it.

I understand that I don't look respectful, but what would come to the store in order to buy bread the seller asked me the question: do you have a half?))))

Gas for the population of Ukraine is expensive one and a half times.

The first comment:

It will cost as much as in Russia.

The Ukrainian military has taken control of the navigation station Mars-75 in the city of Genichesk in the Kherson region. The operation was conducted on March 26 with the support of the BTR and several military vehicles. Currently, Ukrainian troops are deployed in full arms on the territory of the station.

Residents of Genizska, who work at the station, that Russian troops left it two months ago.

I worked with a small service center and brought us an iMac. Unpacked and connected. The boss comes in, and with the phrase "to him even approach scary" stumbles on the power cable.

here here :
Yes, my beloved wife, of course, as a woman, you have a right to care. But I will only take you to the restaurant when I come home after work in the cleaned apartment, and dinner will be waiting in the kitchen.

Girl, if you do at home as much as he does, and at the same time you work, go to the restaurant yourself.

Allergies to paper dust:

xxx: 10 minutes of work on the cutting machine and hands in beautiful red spots :(
Especially when you work in printing.
yyy: Try a long sleeve and gloves, may save
xxx: Bgggg))) I had an OZK of chemistry somewhere) Here will be an offgenic spectacle:
There comes such a customer, and here a guy in the chemistry crawls on a cut under the Aztec heavyweight, singing with a grail through the anti-gas filter)