In the Yellow Sea successfully completed the active phase of the largest in the history of Russia and China joint exercises. Crews of ships, among them the Russian missile cruiser "Varyag", performed perfectly all combat tasks, including repelling the attack of the conditional pirates..." Imagine pirates attacking the missile cruiser.

This is why PMS immediately?heads pain-PMS, stomach-PMS, bad-PMS... angry straight
Terminator_Nemo: is angry - pms )))

Drunk> her husband is normal, polite.
I came to her - in one hand flowers, in the other Gandons.
Drunk > the flowers he immediately handed over to her, and the Gandons took away.
<drink> "Thank you, says they will be useful, with vaseline"
< drunk> polite, fucking...

Holidays are only for those who can organize them for themselves.

I once lived with a natural Arab. Nothing personal – we just shared a room in a postgraduate community near Peter, at the institute with the popular name Nifnif near Oranienbaum. It was poor for Peter in the 90s, there was nowhere to go. In the evening we watched TV. The Arabs especially launched series with passions. In one of them, the hero broke between his wife and mistress, both really beautiful and smart. It was clear that the Arabs liked both, as well as the hero. Finally, the mistress whispered that the guy would not go to her, and applied the classic move - she arranged so that the wife stumbled them. As a result, all three were left with the nose - the wife could not forgive her husband, and he the mistress, who put it. “How difficult you are! My neighbor thoughtfully said, “We would have had such a problem if the fifth had appeared. But with four wives on such a posture she would not have decided..."

How to prove to his wife that Katya-Anal in contacts is Ekaterina Pavlovna from the department of analytics

Tomorrow I am sick.
Sergeant is OK.

Born at work, during a dispute:
Previously Tefal thought of you, now Google.
Google is thinking about you.

The U.S. State Court has filed a lawsuit: “American African Americans against Photographers of the World” over the racist term “white balance.”

Oh my dear, my back hurts.
YYY - I know one way
Your back should be in a horizontal position and in contact with the bed. At the same time, under the influence of an external source (call it X), as well as the influence of the force of friction in certain places of your body from this source, your back must make progressive movements with an amplitude of oscillation of several degrees. During these progressive movements, your back will also be subjected to a slight friction, which promotes the expansion of blood in the nodular points, which create pain in the lumbar region.
Over time, the amplitude of your body’s movement should attain a certain rhythm and also accelerate slightly relative to the start of the procedure, thus completing the wave effect that should arise at this time.
Loud and frequent breaths contribute to the flow of oxygen into the cells, which should also contribute to the positive outcome of our treatment.

It’s fun when you enter the neighboring cabinet with a loud voice: “Your horses have swallowed, all the Swiss chocolate has been eaten!”!", you take a piece of chocolate and when you go out you understand that I said it not to my colleagues at work, but to experts from Switzerland, who have tasted this chocolate... They know Russian very well.)))

XXX: Imagine the universe collapsing, and then what?
Yyy: The voice from the parash: “Suka, who divided by zero?”
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Where is it at all?
Yyy: The earth probably.

I go to the office today and think about something. I am passing by a guard who reads the newspaper. Suddenly they shouted to me:
Where does KikiMor live?
I: What is her name?
I want a vacation!

At Sportmaster, baseball bits are sold with a ball!
Yyy : Why?

The highest pilot of a blonde is to pretend she is stupid.

A big ass doesn’t bother a woman, especially when that ass belongs to a girlfriend.

At work came cloudy and angry.
Grow up on a chair.
Totally incapable of work.
Even if you are disabled.
Do not sleep, do not sleep.
Or send a three-storey?
I have nothing to work today.
I am working very hard.
No need to ask, come in.
I’ll probably come to you someday.
Do not call me anymore:
Go to P@Zu
You are in Monaco, don’t you feel ashamed?
I read anecdotes all day.
Fuck me, I can’t see.
I will not work today.
I am a psychiatric hospital client.
Do not be angry with me, Peterson.
If something happens to the Inuit,
I'm probably going to squeeze the slugs right here.

Are you on a car or electric train today?
Tagged: on foot
11 on the bus.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY And since there are a lot of clumsy girls in short shirts, sometimes there are 111.

prfx<-

in the university buffet.
Lunch and student crowds. A long row with leaves, gallery. A buffeter, a heavy-duty man of the 50s, distributes pasta and pasta, jokes with girls.
A grey-haired old man departs from the stand, and holding a canvas and a strange bag in his hands, he seeds to a free place.
The buffet changes in the face. With a scream, "Again!Again!" he pulls out of the glass with the appliances a huge table knife, and, kicking off the road the cashier, rushes to catch the old man.
The turn goes down. There is no pause.
The buffetman, taking turns, runs to the old woman who sits relentlessly at the table, drinks something, handes him a knife and slowly returns to the stand.
Then again breathe out.
The old man gets an apple from a pack.

Viewed in Foreign Formspring.
What is bad in you?
The Dublesburger. He is still in me.