to this:

In the mathematics textbook for 1st grade, my child had the task:
Continue the sequence: cat - 3, donkey - 2, cock - 8, cow -?, duck -?, dog -?"

The problem could be solved only by the children who did the lessons themselves. Mothers, fathers, and grandmothers have long been outraged by the meaningless tasks. My friends, whom I gave the task, also broke their brains.

cow – 2, duck – 3, dog – 3
I am a mathematician with a higher education.

But I will only take you to the restaurant when I come home after work in the cleaned apartment, and dinner will be waiting in the kitchen.
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My wife tried, cooked – and you went to the restaurant? Will the dinner disappear? Logic is wow!

on soft chickens quietly
I go to coffee in the morning.
Lots of dishes.
From the morning of me.

11 of Syria. We showed Syrian roads, there three years of war is going on, and roads as yesterday built! We have no war, and the roads are bombarded.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Do not give God to you, young fellow, to ever see the bombarded roads.

I: Where are you going to live in Peter?
A: On our last arrival we found a great and inexpensive hostel.
I: It will always be useful. Where are you going to live?

About the news that in / on the Maidan planted cabbage and breeds chickens...
This is how you sit, play yourself in AgeOfEmpires... enemy stones and spies thrown, requests built, only decided to civilization to move, as the wife prepares, expelled from behind the compass and let in his "Glory Farm" get stuck...

In fact, in the Middle Ages under the armor was put on a steak (looking like a telogreek filled with a fist), because the armor protects only from cuts and torn wounds, and the main amplitude of the blow is just extinguished on the armor... otherwise all your bones will break and no armor will help you.
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By the way, from there also went the word "overwhelming": shell. To shock - to hit the helmet, as a result of which the person was shaken and for a while did not realize where. Listen to your native language, there are many such "tags".
For example, the word "list" is used wrongly by most people. The list is something written from somewhere. List of outputs. A list of items is a list, i.e. The listing.

N: Hello
N: Save me
Hi, what is it?
N: I have a hungry husband at home who cannot eat until morning.
N: (examination by a doctor)
N: I did not eat lunch.
H: I didn’t eat lunch either.
H: Turning into a Neanderthal
N: He buried in his bedroom, there is now his cave
I am afraid to walk by.

I had gas on the tank yesterday. I see: the gas pipeline (a large such a tank), but on the way it is a little hindered by a gazelle in line. The gas car struck her, the gazelle left. The gas car went, and there was protective cotton and dust.
The wheel broke in the gas car. The whole tank was scared.

From the news about the use of iPads by officials:
XX: I wonder, but where do the iPads share? and :)
WOW: They’re probably writing... And then recycling. Not free of course.
ZZZ: There is a popular way in business to write off on depreciation. No need to dispose, but the unit is no longer included in the inventory.
AAA: Disposal is free, and recycling is paid, which means you can take tablets and money for recycling. Not to be a member :)

As for the German.)
German teacher taught how to remember the expression "Cathedral of Basil the Blessed" Basilius-Kathedrale
Basilio the Cat Dali
It’s been 25 years and I still remember.)
My tribute to Elena Stanislawovna, she was a good teacher.

A lot of people are wondering what is the essence of Western politics around the world?

To quote Einstein:
Only the fool needs order; genius dominates chaos.

Inscription on the dirt of dirty gazelle: we do not accept requests for transportation from Obama

You are talking about luck.
One day Shahinya told her 10-year-old son is collecting a collection of the Avengers from the Kinders and he does not get Rosomach. The child already buys 3 kidders at a time, and Rosomachi is not. I went to the store with the thought of making the child happy, bought a kindergarten, opened it, and there... Well, yes, Rosomaha! She then blackmailed her son with this Rosomaha - forced him to do all the lessons.

To all those who tell how epically younger generations are mistaken in music, literature, politics and history (most often by their striking ignorance), I would like to say the following:

Do not judge a generation by a couple of dumb underdeveloped "persons," believe, among your peers there are also.
Better think about why such "selfishnesses" happen in your life.

When I was 25, I never met a single person who did not know who Pink Floyd, Metallica, Cinema, Time Machine, who wrote Anna Karenina or Evgeny Onegin, who Lenin, Dzerzhinsky, when the USSR collapsed and what number Gagarin flew into space.

Your surroundings are chosen by you.

Yes, my beloved wife, of course, as a woman, you have a right to care. But I will only take you to the restaurant when I come home after work in the cleaned apartment, and dinner will be waiting in the kitchen.

You have an interesting family, bro. You get her to the restaurant for dinner and cleaning. It gives you “access to the body” for a repaired socket and removed garbage... Maybe it’s easier, love separately, household separately, isn’t it?

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Welcome to Igor Vladimirovich
What is the password for the file server? I need some files, some network problems.
Go to File Server
HH: What did you say?
Without any gaps. All the main letters.
Oh... Okay, thank you very much. A pleasant rest

I went to my parents. She watched all the news on all channels. He hears the message that the Musichka (Bilogo sash) was buried from a local drama theater.
He commented:
Thank God, I went to the theatre once.

I need a reference to drawing down, about some man, I do not remember what...
It turns out that this is not a man.
Mommy: What about what?
About the goblin.

This is this.

I add :
here here :
Recently, the ventilation grid in the kitchen stopped working. I put a flame - there is no pull.
What am I?
I sincerely wish everyone who crashes their refrigerators into the air pipes not to stop at the achievement and crash their microwave directly into the sewage collector. They are smart, beats.
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Any windshield is drawn to the roof, and on top of it is usually a shallow, easily removable gesture cushion. Algorithm: 1) Carefully remove the cushion. 2) We put the lome inside. 3) Carefully put the cushion in place.
To avoid complications, we evacuate from the roof through the adjacent entrance, or conduct an act of retaliation in the deep night.

Do not do harm that can be attracted. Throw away a kilogram of ice cream, sooner or later in the apartment of the man will stand such a smell that he will be happy to pull out his refrigerator. (For the reliability of the story, you can drop a kilogram of dead pigeons)

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You are fucking fucking, fool. The smell will stand all over the wind. Standing for a few months and removing it will not be anything.
Throw them away, maybe even uranium.