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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125776
 22.03.2016
Yes, we have equal rights now - it is not to pay for children's hospitals. You are working, and the babies are cooling.
Going to the hospital with a diet? No one will let me go. And a western man. This is your butterfly, the natural purpose - to wipe out the squeezing noses, where do you go to work?
And why did the enthusiastic feminism endow you, yet honestly, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125775
 22.03.2016
here

Rbbb: What is it? Russia has an entirely inexhaustible resource – shit. Russia can trade shit. To arrange anywhere for anyone abroad this shit, and then to stop it for money, withdrawing troops. And then you will be able to take money only for the shit not to arrange.

and plagiarism. It has been in the stream for a long time. Turkey is taking 10 billion euros from the EU only so that the shit in the form of refugees does not arrive in more numbers.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125774
 22.03.2016
Discussion of journalistic idiotism in a report on the launch of a ship to Mars

dbanet: I did not understand. Please specify whether everything is correct: the fact that the engine of the exit stage operates at four non-crossing temporary intervals was interpreted as a "conclusion from the fourth attempt"?

Lozga: That is exactly what.

Halt: Say thank you for not writing “Gloth engine 4 times.”

Oberon812: And at the end of the boost block and completely collapsed!

Halt: Then this is the case: “In the process of removing the engine clogged 4 times, and then the tank collapsed. The rocket itself literally collapsed into pieces right in flight!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125773
 22.03.2016
Man, unlike fish, does not look deeper. But it still appears there.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №125772
 22.03.2016
Taxi drivers are real taxis.
I was delayed with the client. After half an hour of meeting with another client, and I am in such a dust where the bus runs once a century and then if the parade of the planets will be...
Well, I call the boss, anyway, I can’t get there.
Headquarters: catch a taxi, even if not on the way, pay any money, the customer is wealthy, we give him these expenses in the estimate, let's say that the equipment is a little more expensive.

It is easy to say catch... in the middle of the day in the country village... everyone has either already left or is already resting. And here it goes, honestly in cars full zero, but if the car is big, beautiful, and all shines like just from the washing machine - then obviously behind the wheel also obviously did not bomb.
There is nothing to do, I run almost under the wheels, the boss, the time is pushing, it is very necessary to the metro of клужская. And already a thousand, as if hinting that this thousand to him (although there is a maximum of 400 rubles), can agree.
They looked at me first as an idiot, and then pretended something - sit down, I'm still on the way.
I sat down, I sat down like a mouse, stuck in the corner of the seat, generally depicting a bag of foods...
I came, I stretched out money for him, he flattered, and I was on the way.
I’m not sorry, I’m late for an important meeting. The customer will compensate me for this thousand afterwards, we will write him in the estimate of transportation costs :-).
I put it on the instrument panel and run out of the car. I ran to the passing object, so and so - I have to wait here.
And here’s the voice behind – miss it, it’s for me.
As you may have guessed, the man who drove me...
I barely swallowed my tongue and the most I could give out – hello... again.
We passed the passageway, climbed to the 2nd floor and in front of his office he stopped and extended my thousand.
? to? to
Take it, I am pleased that you are not sorry for any of our money, but to reconcile the estimate to me is lazy)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №125771
 22.03.2016
What do you know about optimism? My neighbor always puts the house keys in her pocket when she washes the windows. In case he falls out of the window. We live on the 9th floor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125770
 22.03.2016
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We finally hired a really cool and strong pitcher!
YYY: Well, thanks to God
zzz: congratulations, good luck with him )
He just broke the washing machine in the toilet.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125769
 22.03.2016
They pay less, but pay the same for the same work. Is that what feminists want?

So if for the same work - then fuck on the hospitalist instead of the wife, wipe the ass of your heir 40 times a day. Otherwise, it will do less with such a system.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №125768
 22.03.2016
I asked for a lotus when I was a child. Dad said he would be on my bed.
YYY: Where is the lottery?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125767
 22.03.2016
Previously worked in a predominantly male team, performing "masculine" work. The salary was just as high as she did and received. Children and other lazy people voluntarily descended in an unknown direction after the first salary.
so employers to the note, enter in your enterprise a partial wage and the lazy will fall away themselves.
By the way, office workers can also be placed on the "deal", there would be a desire.

As Arkady Rykin said, you first find the unit of measurement of my work, and then ask what and the leap I did.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125766
 22.03.2016
- I read now that alcohol is incompatible with many fruits - mango, peaches, apricots, lime, grapes...
How to separate grapes from alcohol in wine?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125765
 22.03.2016
Remember to:

RIGHT: 5-year-old, 10-minute, 9-kilometer, 7-month, 3-storey, 2-storey, 3-room, 256 keyboard.

Disgusting: 5 year old and so on.

Why Why? Because it
Five years old,
10 minutes of clutter;
"five" cut to 5 (five with a defect) and glue the following root: 5-year-old.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125764
 22.03.2016
by Dmitry:
And I remember asking Sergei something like “Here I haven’t been in civilization for 10 days.” Tell me what happened in that time."
He took it and kept silent for a few minutes.
by Sergey:
I tried to realize
Civilization is
Do you ask me such complicated questions?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125763
 22.03.2016
I worked as a designer and went on vacation. I talked with a Thai girl under my palm. She apologized, said it was an urgent phone call at work and talks on the iPhone with a sweet accent. There was an excerpt of the conversation: “Oooo, ocean, nesu, bat vi nid to play viz colors e litl bit ocean”. It is international :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125762
 22.03.2016
Al Copernicus: Let’s go back mentally to the joy called Skype. Surprisingly, but even in the minds will have to wait a few minutes before it loads...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125761
 22.03.2016
Today is World Poetry Day!
Y: The Huesia
Z: Do not hesitate!
Y: I rhyme, the feast is

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125760
 22.03.2016
From the discussion of the request to block the Flibusta bot in the telegram

ClearAirTurbulence: That is. If the books are copied in Xerox and sent by Russian mail, will they also ban it?
Lietto: I think books cannot be copied on xerox, especially to distribute
Zibx: Strange, I was normally copied.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125759
 21.03.2016
The latter has a very logical explanation. A woman as a boss is generally respected less - you give the thigh, eventually they will sit on your neck and will not count with you at all. The only way out is to be an unwavering man. Well, as a deer... the man in this case will be called "strict but fair".

Worked in both situations.
No one has respected the boss or the strict boss anymore.

But here is the mama, who replaced the bosses and treated people with understanding, and individually, in order to help and not to sit on the neck, everyone respects.
And he can always agree with us, unlike the first two.
Because there is another concept like "cooperation"

You can do as much as you want to not give the thigh, hold people in gloves and other things.
but then in the case of force majeure or other cases, employees will simply send "Nach"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125758
 21.03.2016
I sell my neighbor’s dog. Fuck it!!! to
Damn, I’ll buy for my neighbors.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125757
 21.03.2016
We had such an employee. After receiving the Excel table by email, he printed it on a printer, corrected the data with a pencil on paper, scanned it and sent it back.

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