The Wife:
“Oh, I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to use a member during sex.
The husband:
As long as you use mine.

xxx: this frame was so pleased that the phone survived that he wrote a thank you letter to the floor toilet manufacturer for the hole in their toilets already being the width of his mobile phone

xxx:Please advise a hairdresser where they can cut well and can give advice on choosing a haircut
yyy: Military Command

The signing of the Schengen Agreement by the Minister of European Integration
France seemed that the word "Schengen" was not very sounding for the name.
such an epoch. The Luxembourg government has failed
with an eye, offered two other, to choose, settlements of the Duchy:
Stradbredimus and Kokelshauer. The French lag behind.

He printed the application for dismissal, forgot to put the signature, put the boss on the table and left. In a minute, write in aska - and write? I thought that the dismissal traditions here are very strange and replied that I don’t want now.

Fuck the contact:
Lightning is the weapon of the Greek gods, if you did not know.
The Greeks? Ahaha, the gods of nuts?! to

We got a mortgage from a man with the name Zeus.
XXX Live in Chelyabinsk
YYY: O_O
Yyy: Seeing really very bad in Greece
xxx :D

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[21:17:52] Sasha: Hi, I don’t like kindergarten, and I don’t want to look like a child. Every time I write to you, you don’t answer.
I understand that a man is not sitting behind a compass all day. Nevertheless, you have a status "on the network", and by the rules of the network label means that you are free. If you are not interested in communicating with me, for any reason, it's okay, just say it.
In short, if you don’t want to talk, remove me.

The user has been removed from your contact list.

[21:18:10] Sasha: the goat

hhhhh (11:33:10 26/04/2012)
If you put a smile at the end of any phrase, it automatically makes her friendly and does not let her be offended. A stupid bite?and :)
whey (11:33:54 26/04/2012)
Go to Fuck :)

Funny phrase from the video tutorial: if you suddenly, accidentally, bought a licensed version of the product...

On Wednesday, April 25, at 12:45, an anonymous call came to the office of the Ombudsman of Pervoralsk about the fact that in the central square of the city is a naked girl, who runs through the square in just trousers, and on her feet - socks.

A separate company of the patrol-post police department departed to the scene.

Grandfather told how once in the USSR, in the village, worked as a screenwriter in a club. So, he sent him somewhere for a script contest. And the scripts he wrote on the printing machine, in those times the printing machine was a luxury, everyone wrote by hand, and this luxury he bought somewhere from the colloquium, as written. Only the problem was in that machine, where the letter “o” flew away. Grandfather, not thinking long, began to write a similar, the letter "c" instead of her. At first, he did the letter “c”, but then he used to read his texts as appropriate, without the narrative. So at the contest, everyone submitted their works to the jury, when it came to the grandfather's creation, the jury began to roar loudly. Then they called the author with the question – “We think you have a mistake in the title of the script.” Grandfather quickly re-read – “No, everything is correctly written – “Yes, the man in the field.”

Have you also gotten boring jokes about boring prints? The whole essence of which is reduced to the fact that the author has an iPhone (or iPad) and curved hands.

I got a ticket for field transistors.
2: What are the others?
3: Parade and everyday

Today I was offered a flyer at a restaurant "Orabel". But I’m an orbel and decided not to take it.

News on Yandex:
Former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko has declared a hunger strike.

It is coming to summer :)

The benefits of advanced technologies.
Our boss has two weaknesses - buying fresh technical lotions, even if they are not needed, and looking after the staff. For this reason, veterans have long not written anything at the workplace either by mail or in aske, and by telephone are not especially distributed - Stirlitz, shorter.
Not so long ago, in order to improve everything, the entire staff moved to thin clients, and there is no screw in the car, no flash drive or drive to move.
The data in the process of work is stored on a remote server behind the bug, the local server only for the software.
And here with someone the boss scandalized, and came the Goblins and Goblins, presented the papers and took all the systems. After a while they call - we can't load the car - come, say, say the password. The headquarters went out and raised a scandal - they said, screws were stolen from all the cars! The case, the statements to the prosecutor’s office, the menta shattered.
Morality: Knowledge of the game, even the Goblins need.

xxx: I think somebody upstairs decided to touch me.
YYY: So what again?? to
Remember, we bought Johnson’s moisturizing cream in the store, which also slows hair growth?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
XXX is fucking!! This cream does not work!! to
YYY: I told you that it’s all shit, just to have the piple run...
XXX: you are talking shit!! My hair is now three times bigger and it grows ten times faster!!!! to 
YYY: Do not throw it away. I’m going to get rid of it 😉 😉 😉 😉
And also a fool’s husband.

Sitting at work found out that you can not open more than 91 windows of the built-in application "calculator" at once.

What is busy
PAnZeR: I work... I always when in the asce - at work! I'm not sitting from the phone and home with the comp in the asskoe
Writing: Writing is clear.
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