XXX is the first! The first mosquito killed this year.
Killed by sorrow. Sorry for the mosquito. He is the only.
There is no female. There are no males. He woke up too early. He will die before the others come. the virginity. Nor to talk to you. Not to fuck. Not drinking together.
WOW: And from hopelessness you fly to a man in the hope of communicating... you are him - bz*
Hi my friend! Glad to meet!
A man in response to you in a bloody meal and cries "First of us!".

This is:
It seems to me that many of the "claims" are written by one person, which can be seen from the stylistics and linguistics of the texts?
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Immediately you can see a man who has never written on Deballi. On the site there is a tough remodeling and correction of posts. The sent text passes through such a tough lens of the vision of the world by their editor that not only remains a blindness of his personality (in the form of stylistics and linguistics), but the quote is simply transformed to unrecognizability and radically changes the meaning. My complaints were twice fasted - only miserable scratches remained from the original thought, in the form of a pair of phrases taken out of context.

The Crimea... the Maidan...
I got married to an Armenian woman, this is a real shit.

He jumped with a parachute, and now
I understand the birds that fly in flight,
Really terrible!

XXX: Okay thank you for your help!
YYY: No question though! There will be problems – call.
yyy: well you understood ))))

The Moscow chief departed. It was so quiet.)
Cat from the house - mice in the dance?
in the dream)

Remember, I wanted all the bureaucrats to burn in hell?
Well?
I changed my mind. They need to be sent to heaven. But that at the entrance of them, the mill, the documents are not accepted, and sent for completion!

Our civilization will soon fall as Rome fell.
YYY: It’s a feeling when the entire civilization is corrupt and you’re still a virgin.

-- What the technique came to: I got in one of the TC "Automatic instant loans" - a kind of ATM with a passport scanner for issuing loans; as I understood, can lend, can take money for repayment."
Oh oh oh! I have copies of passports. Will go?
The passport is not yours.
and out. There are probably five different copies.
Is it mine?
There is no like yours.
Then it will go.

Here, in our neighboring department, a doctor discharged a patient for violating the hospital regime. It would be nothing, but we have a psychiatric hospital here, for the case.
Not all the humor from psychiatry went into anecdotes, not all...

Have you seen the 111 news in the box?
222 is there. Crimea again
11 of Syria. We showed Syrian roads, there three years of war is going on, and roads as yesterday built! We have no war, and the roads are bombarded.

to this:
From the conversation in the sauna:
"Look, you see scars on the elbow - it was my operation done by my friend, the best surgeon in Russia on the elbows and knees. The Professor. They are all athletes...
It does not hurt, the hand works. In general, he said, we don’t like friends and relatives to do, but it’s okay.
He says he doesn’t need surgery on his knee. I did not think...
I tell him - Well, you have such a department, so many students-masters! You will choose the best...
He’s gone mad for me, you? I will go to Germany...

To drive him out of the professors in the neck... To raise up, to melt the change, the wicked. You put everything under you, the cattle is greedy.

Conversation in the office.
You look like Darth Vader! You also breathe.
YYY: Yes, I want to sleep
ZZZ: Tanya how to sleep??? The Empire is in danger.)
ione1579 (c)

I add :
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“Poskypano”
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Do not do harm that can be attracted. Throw away a kilogram of ice cream, sooner or later in the apartment of the man will stand such a smell that he will be happy to pull out his refrigerator. (For the reliability of the story, you can drop a kilogram of dead pigeons)
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Method of purifying ventilation from housing facilities: a chain of the desired length (about 30 meters) is welded to it, taking a hose of 16 kilograms. The end of the chain is fixed, and the giraffe is thrown into the notorious hole on the roof, cleaning its way on its own. If there is too much chain left after stopping (the gear is stuck before reaching the end goal), then it is pulled out and the drop operation is repeated the necessary number of times.

Comments from Habr:
X: Go away from here.
Y: Not Hami
Z: Noble Don, would you please leave the trade?
Y: Of course

From comments to the discussion of foreign names and their meanings:

xxx: By the word, met the surname "Nasralvsunduk"
UUU: He is a very economical and domestic man.

The two news:
The People’s Deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Taras Chernovol said that at the press conference in Rostov, not Yanukovych, but a grimmed actor...>>
The first comment:
Valery: Yes, everybody knows that in Rostov there was a Rostov. This is a test for the movie Thank you for living 2))))

This robot can’t hurt anyone!
Robot – I am beautiful!
The developer, of course.

The Mistaken:

In fact, in the Middle Ages under the armor dressed a steak (looking like a telogreek, filled with a fist), because the armor protects only from cuts and torn wounds, and the main amplitude of the blow is just extinguished on the armor... otherwise all your bones will break and no armor will help you... In our time, beginners reconstructors sometimes wear a pulpit under armor, when it is not enough to buy a normal steak...
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Nifiga like this, the only correct option - armor on the naked pumped torso.
For girls, there are armor lifts. Hollywood can’t be wrong.

This is:
Oh these office reflexes., going into the kitchen, safely wished a pleasant appetite cat)

Thank you for not wishing me to answer you.
The Cat.