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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110790
 17.03.2015
Any little familiar with medicine will confirm that flowing water is sometimes hardly the only reliable way to combat microbes. And whoever wants to save "pay twice or even three times. And so you can not stop at what has been achieved, and get a device called the "shell for shellfish", as in enlightened Europe.
and...
Any little acquainted, will confirm that chemistry and thermal treatment are the only reliable ways to combat microbes. Therefore, normal people and meat and potatoes are cooked / roasted. The potatoes are washed, not so that the microbes are washed, but so that the soil is not boiled - it is tasteless, even if all the microbes have died there.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110789
 17.03.2015
Moyaši Gorohovna: My parents are fierce homophobes.
Moisha Gorohovna: When they watch news on television about gays and lesbians,
Moyaši Gorohovna: Dad always says that there should be a bomb.
Moashi Gorohovna: And also he drinks from my cup with the inscription "I love yaoi"
I don’t even know about it > :D

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110788
 17.03.2015
Who is right?
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Any little familiar with medicine will confirm that flowing water is sometimes hardly the only reliable way to combat microbes. And whoever wants to save "pay twice or even three times. And so you can not stop at what has been achieved, and get a device called the "shell for shellfish", as in enlightened Europe.
and...
Any little acquainted, will confirm that chemistry and thermal treatment are the only reliable ways to combat microbes. Therefore, normal people and meat and potatoes are cooked / roasted. The potatoes are washed, not so that the microbes are washed, but so that the soil is not boiled - it is tasteless, even if all the microbes have died there.
= the =
There are two sects:
1st The potatoes are first cleaned, then thoroughly washed.
2nd The potatoes are first thoroughly washed, then cleaned.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110787
 17.03.2015
to this:
xxx: What is the feature of PVA tube in the dark on the touch not to distinguish from a cold spray?! to
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And why? The effect is the same, from PVA even, maybe better. The run will stop.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110786
 17.03.2015
>>> And I would love to wear a shirt in the heat.
A heterosexual man sweated on the road at a lecture.

Wear a kilt. It’s better to put a little bit of stuff together so that there are fewer questions.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110785
 17.03.2015
I went to the surgeons. Mother and daughter 5 years old. About the grown nail on the foot. The examination, all the affairs, the doctor gives recommendations, among other things - to cut your nails correctly (well, you still know how to do this, right?) Exactly without rounding. He shows and even paints. Here his mother (the surgeon) interrupts: "And we can go to gymnastics?"The doctor in confusion, like such important explanations, could have already heard. But my mother doesn’t mind: "What do you explain, I’m 2 years old!!! I don’t cut my nails at all – she chews them all. Even on your feet!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110784
 17.03.2015
Three days I was sure that the new employee in our department is a girlfriend Dina. It turned out to be the boy of Dim. Make sure you have your fashion on unisex!

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110783
 17.03.2015
to me as a teacher, although it hurts, but it is understandable what the student meant under the evil "cobbutob" and "cocostops", but do you guess?))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №110782
 16.03.2015
New low-cost airline on popular flights "Bidlet":
You can fly in planes.
They give seeds.
As food and pineapple
Pilots smoking in the cabin.
- the cabin is spread "transfer to the pilot for the trip";

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110781
 16.03.2015
xxx: I have reached such a level of programming that I can’t test the code I write. I just know that it will work exactly as it should.
YYY: You are on a slippery road, my friend.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110780
 16.03.2015
A girlfriend after a failed marriage met a guy. They were all shaken. He suggested signing up. She is with her mother:
Q: Mom, and Sergey called me for marriage.
M: I am glad you are not happy?! to
Q: I don’t know, I’m growing up with him.
M: You will stop wearing cables.
P: It is exactly! I will give him!

I’ve been married for 7 years.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110779
 16.03.2015
Russia must comply with the Minsk agreements.
Will we withdraw our troops from Donbass?
In order to withdraw troops from Donbass, we need to first introduce troops to Donbass, but we do not have permission.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110778
 16.03.2015
XXX: I was told by the doctor that I should ask my partner to be examined. hahah Prikin, you get to know a guy, everything is fine with you...and then so: "for admission to bed, present a certificate."
Yyy: Just like with the swimming pool : - but I have a hat!!! Not fucking a certificate.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110777
 16.03.2015
The xxx:
I contextual advertising offers for cheap houses in Moscow from 5 hotels and hotels... buy hotels...
The xxx:
How do they notice that I am a poor man and need to offer me cardboard boxes from the refrigerators?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110776
 16.03.2015
Hats, not heels... There is a time\opportunity\happiness - the whole hustle was shattered, the shoe shirt haircut. And I went without hurry, from the hip, admire yourself - a girlfriend, a beautiful woman, all such a woman is romantic. There is no time - jeans, ceds, thickness, hair in the tail and a halo for the subway storm. Here are the girls who have the dress code at work – those are unfortunate, yes. Clothing is an image, a mask, dictates a certain style of behavior. In the shoes you are a fairy and live on the rainbow, and in the cedar and in the naker you can send.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110775
 16.03.2015
I am not that woman, but:
32 years, I don’t wear heels for 7 years, from the word at all. On the face is ordinary, breasts are not outstanding, the ass does not shake with a stick, the height is below the average, I dress not provocatively, makeup does not do at all. However, men have never stopped playing and trying to get acquainted, and their husband even after six years together still wants and pulls in bed at every convenient occasion.

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You do everything right, continue in the same spirit. Men (in my face) are tired of plastic Barbie, we want to see women, not their attempts to stand out against each other’s background.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №110774
 16.03.2015
Question: After what time after the laser correction of myopia is allowed to have sex?

Answer: When associated with physical activity, it is desirable to limit sexual intercourse in the first 2 weeks after the operation. If your role is passive, there are no restrictions.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №110773
 16.03.2015
Quote it in full :)

You can make tea seven times. On the eighth cup of tea, they pop up to look at this slope.

On the fifteenth, they drown back. First, we have seen it, and secondly, we can see it from the bottom.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110772
 16.03.2015
XHHH: The cross came, gets vodka, and I have not been drinking it since 16. I quit smoking and I quit yesterday. He says I am a ugly cat in the family and a complete disappointment.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110771
 16.03.2015
We found the dog over the weekend. I immediately put it in a meat bowl.
0 to O?? to
Well, in the sense, he is now living under the protection of the market.

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