Together with me, a man enters the store, immediately visible - either from the garden or from the garage. The appearance is corresponding. He goes with me in the foot, gets the phone, calls somebody and half whisper: “I’m in the right place. What to do next" Then he stops in the middle of the store and already with a quiet voice answers: “Light, what are the earrings at eight in the evening?and "

Written by a friend from the army.

I want: raspberries, honey, sausage, dark chocolate, a piece of pizza, and
I’m starting to understand what pregnant women feel.

Today my girlfriend approached me naked, with two pillows on her back, spit and said she was a camel. That’s what I understand, role-playing games, and your nurses with firefighters are a jerk.

Do you want to earn $500 fast, honestly and without stress?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You have to think with your head...

The first sign of a bad provider - you have a paper with a technical support number on your desk.

Your password should contain numbers, letters, link, development, culmination and an unexpected ending.

In the bathroom in front of the mirror. I accidentally dropped a tonal cream into the scarf and on the third day I can’t wipe the pink substrate on the white facade. Even the notorious "Comet" does not take. Something I’m beginning to believe in the arguments of the opponents of terrible and terrible chemistry...

New technologies in the police service... tonight I was stopped and asked to blow... in my hat! I say what, like if he smoked it drunk? They say that if you want to wait, you can wait until the device is released. The expression is just a hat. I have to respect..."

Recently, there was a problem, the right hand was inflamed. There was no money to pay, I had to go to the office with acute pain. There they were sent first for X-rays, then with a card, where everyone wrote to the surgeon to cut and let go. I go to him, the doctor, a young guy, looks at the photo, then on me and asks:
What do you want from me?
I don’t even know, can you show a dog?

At the philosophy exam, the student sits and answers the question, the teacher reads its checklist, and asks:
What did you use to write a control paper?
From the back:
and Cox!
Wild rage in the audience. The teacher, without blinking in the eye, was serious:
“No, young man, there is at least LSD.

I went with five :)

I don’t understand these girls.
Q: Is it hard for them to understand that my romantic mood ends when my salary ends?! to

XXX: Three times “ha!” My three-year-old perfectly copes with this task on all Android devices available to him. On my phone he found out that the internet is turned on by a widget on the “desktop”, on the tablet he found in the lower right corner of the “in / off WiFi settings” and successfully used to “feed dragons”. Do not underestimate their abilities, especially if the game is not running without the network.
Only pins are saved. I, before putting a pin, I burned myself on buying coins as a child in Plants vs Zombie. It is good that on the cards open to the network I do not keep money, except that sometimes there are a couple of other bonuses can fall unspent in time :)
YYY: I can only feel for you.
Better to rejoice - the intelligent boy grows!
Yyy: On the one hand, yes, and on the other hand, a 3-year-old boy doesn’t seem to have to spend so much time to catch where the wifi is turned on. If he is not a genius, he understands. Even though there are enough problems.
Zzzz: Right, you have to drink it! You can beat a spoon on the head, you can drink alcohol to be like everyone else. He also grows faster than others. Special was found.

My friend, help me! I changed my wife, and she suspected something...What should I do?
WOW: Just come to her and say, moll, so and so. I got up and she gave me. I am a victim of circumstances.
Oh yeah ok! Actually, I did not want to do so. thank you.
WOW: Then you will tell me how it all went. If you survive. :D

North Korea has vowed to destroy Japan if it does not stop seeing it as a threat.

If very briefly, then the history of Russia can be characterized by the phrase:
"Through thorns in the ass".

About Samsung :
- Let's put a more powerful processor in the S4 and increase the screen?
And that’s all?
Apple is running.

>> Better spray the article that can be prepared from mold bread, salt, water and a piece of rotten onion.

And did not try in the store, after the salary, to buy pieces for 3 different canned foods, dried soups, some sweaters and other things that are cheap, that can be eaten when nothing is normal and that does not spoil for months and years? Create a product reserve.

This is in spite of the fact that they were presented in the pension fund a passport of a citizen of the Russian Federation with a license in Peter!

They do not use anything there. Just employees of the pension fund - or divorced pre-retirement grandmothers with a couple of grandchildren from unplanned pregnancies of children, or perhydrole unmarried lovers of tearful "mylodrams", dreaming of marrying a foreigner and "drop out of this Rush". And now look: a successful woman who lives in Spain comes and wants to get a pension. Continue to...?

A "Buratino" - about two psyches
The speaking dolls and
the beasts.

Well here you, baby, got a little hot, because it wasn’t just so in the original of Pope Carlo’s friend was Giuseppe, it was "big nose" ;)

Kharkiv in Ukraine. 12 of April. Before the planned rally, the opposition were removed from the routes of trams and trolleybuses and strapped to the venues of the rally and march, placed closely one after the other to fence the way. One of the bridges is covered by a cascade. Another repair car. Emergency "repair work" has begun on the entire route. There are traffic jams, there are cars, there are ambulances, people cannot get to work.

In general, such advertising of the opposition action has not yet been made by the Kharkov authorities.