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[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63373
 25.04.2012
The Muslim said to the Muslim: “Allah Akbar, and they are all brothers.”
No response followed...

Good where we are not. Sunni, Shiites, Ibadiites, Ismailiites, Salafites, Sufi... long and very qualitatively cut each other. Are they not people?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63372
 25.04.2012
Handicapped by Joppa. It is terrible, Comrade Ruske.

We are here, we sit in the fae, we wait.
After the calendar, you can sit down.

While I'm reading your message, I take the mosquito out of my nostrils and toss it, toss it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63371
 25.04.2012
Sky
here out on the work mix of what they were rubbed..evidently the sample from the porn mixed...I don’t give the look...
Sky
I am a good girl.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63370
 25.04.2012
xxx: fuck, day file, got 2 in physics
WOW: What else is it?
XHHH: XHHHH has downloaded the css6 2gb photoshop from the deposit..
xxx: all music lies and the picture "your fucking"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63369
 25.04.2012
Nicotine breakdown is a condition when you urgently need to embrace a cat, but there is no cat around.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63368
 25.04.2012
I bet with a girl, I stop hanging in the line, and she stops looking at the house 2, the vacation in Mexico and the other labyrinth. The first day they got mad, the second did not talk, the third "commit", we clean the apartment, what will happen next.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63367
 25.04.2012
xxx: Everything is taken from p**da, inf 100%.
What about Caesar?
zzz: the remaining 46%

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63366
 25.04.2012
Over time, you see that the difference in quality between a good shirt for $20 and a good shirt for $200 is a maximum of $10.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63365
 25.04.2012
37,5 is the price or temperature? I had fun at the pharmacy.
A friend, a manual therapist, told me about himself.

In the winter, leaving Moscow to Minsk, I found myself at the Belarusian train station 2 hours before the departure of the train, the inspection of the station took 30 minutes and I decided to buy Russian preparations of plant origin in the pharmacy. in Belarus they are somewhat more expensive and the cold caught, a light cough, sweating - frozen...
The state pharmacy was very close to Tverskaya, 1 time later, the line was a long man 30, people quiet, restrained (Moscowers!!!The room is great acoustics chic – every word echoed while the turn went I started to study the vitrines (o wonder!!! Almost the whole range was exhibited on the windows!) Picked the strawberry and oil, propolis-based ointment, and...begun to listen? Typical questions and answers:
- What would you advise me from cough, joint pain and headache?
- Give anything from fever, cough, joint pain and headache?
*** by
- col-rex, candy...., pastilles... antibiotics in total 600-1500


To enter into a controversy with the provider in the process of taking money from citizens I did not dare, suddenly I would violate local laws and traditions... and arranged a small show.
So now is my turn :)

What can you advise me about coughing?
The ice...”
How much do they cost?
and 300 rubles
How much? Say it louder, I hear it badly!! to
of 300 rubles.! to
Do you have Mukaltin?
Yes Yes
How much does it cost?
5 rubles
I hear louder!
It is 5 rubles!! The echo spread the news throughout the pharmacy, the turn was alert, all the removal from the vitrines was transferred to us with the provider.
- Is there a herb thermosis with soda 7 they were previously called pills?
It is!! to
How much?? to
and 1 ruble!! to
Close up!
and 1 ruble!!! - the degree of conversation increased, the viewers all burned and the spectators began to roar.
Mistura Pertussin?
It is!
How much?
4 to 50!
The propolis oil?
12 rubles but homeopathic
It is great!!! to
Shut down on Friday?
8 rubles
The oil broken?
12 rubles
as a result, I ordered: thermopsis 3x10 tablets = 3 rubles mukaltin 2 up.x10 tablets = 10 rubles propolis ointment 1 tube = 12p. Pertussin 1 bubble = 4-50 slices of peanut 1 pack = 8 rubles
(The case was a couple of years ago, they say, the prices increased)

How much for all?
37 and half
37.50 is the temperature or the price? Speak louder and please!! to
- T R E D C A T E S E M E R U B L E Y P I T E S I T K O P E K!- she hit the nail of the provider.....the face was bordely stone, she understood that she was "catching in the ears."
thank you!I answered quietly!and :)

The end?
No is! and :)
I carried the medicines to a separate table and began to carefully study them for the expiration date, put a mucalcin pill in my mouth and demonstrably pulled off a pair of shirts buttons and scratched a drop of ointment where women wear a collar, breathed with full chest and happily smiled in the turn...
The first did not endure a full setup with the child:
Is it all about cough? Can I write names? Why so cheap?
These drugs were always cheap and we were treated with them as children and our parents were treated!
Why are they not on the window?
This is not beneficial to the pharmacist, they are not paid for pharmaceutical campaigns!!! to

A high Georgian (which is immediately apparent to live in Moscow for a long time) asked delicately almost with an ear:
Can I talk to you alone?
Might be
- I have constant pain in the back, give in the leg, what can you advise me?
How did he find me??? and ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63364
 25.04.2012
Lucia, do not dance!
Why is?
Don’t dance, that’s all.
Why, such a thing is great!
“Louya, I beg you to keep driving!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63363
 25.04.2012
News on Yandex: When receiving $900 thousand bribe detained Colonel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs
Judging by the size of the bribe, someone was made a 10% discount as a regular customer.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63362
 25.04.2012
XHHH: heard in the lie now only on recommendation
Wow, it is time for them to legalize their motto: The circle is like a straw.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63361
 25.04.2012
Today was a day of discovery.
I learned that Madame Vandersex is the Zen Queen of Warriors.
And the smell of hell and death in our hallway, which has been appearing in the evenings for a week, is the smell of brother’s shoes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63360
 25.04.2012
At the entrance, I heated the car and went out to smoke. I watch the picture. Two courtiers, all as appropriate, in slaves and with metals, talk:
1st Vodka is bad, but it’s bull.
2nd Yes, I agree, here is a cognac, rubles for 800, it's good, it can be talked about.

I thought...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63359
 25.04.2012
The University. Break between couples. We stand as a group at the audience. There is a short conversation (M1 and M2 - single groups, D - single groups):
How to tell a girl that she has a beautiful ass?
D: Well, not the ass, but the poop, probably... I don’t know.
M2: Why do you compliment parts, right? Say "You are so beautiful, just a shit!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №63358
 25.04.2012
It’s a pleasant feeling that arises when you learn that the people around you don’t know a very good joke you suddenly remembered. 

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63357
 25.04.2012
xxx: My daughter writes like "Chicken's lap", I don't know what to do...
WOW : Nothing. It is in honey. No exam will be accepted!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63356
 25.04.2012
It’s like paying for travel. You can tell the child that there is a bus depot where people work, there is a driver who needs to eat and feed their children. And you can explain that if you do not pay in the bus for the trip, the controller will come and fined. The controller and trust more, and explain more easily.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63355
 25.04.2012
Dialogue with my wife:
- Say, according to the rules of the Russian language, how correctly: "Shampoo with egg for head and body", or "Shampoo for head and body with egg"?
Apparently the first.
That is what I thought. Look in the bathroom on the yellow bottle.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №63354
 25.04.2012
xxx: I generally have such a dream that I sit with a person all day and hear all his thoughts even the most secret))) All-all thoughts))
I have music in my head all day.
XXX: The same one?
YYY: Depending on mood
yyy: then the voice such "must be eaten!"
and music again.

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