She is :
Could we take our own farm?The pig, the goat?! to

Everything will be fresh :)

He is :
I have taken a goat...

My neighbors struck me last night.

Well, I didn’t sleep until three o’clock when it was watered. Funny something else. There were three apartments in front of me. In every man. In the apartment where the pipe broke, also a man. It was 40 minutes before I arrived. In all apartments above 5 cm of water throughout the apartment. Everyone runs, searches for emergency phones, rescues things, washes clothes, draws cages. The cold water rushes all over.

And only I, when I was flooded, went up, found the necessary crane and blocked the water. I recall - by education I am a physicist-theorist, by work - an organizer-manager, by tendencies - a manager-marketer, by hobby - a programmer-web designer. A spherical pitch in a vacuum. I don’t like to do anything with my hands, I work with my head and sometimes with my tongue. Well, why did not 4 adults who were fed up from the apartments above, who were flooded much stronger and earlier than me, think of finding and closing the crane???? to

Well, yes, the repairs in that apartment were done by the Buratinist Tajiks. The main cranes there are hidden behind the water heater, so that the hand is barely reached, and they are not visible from the outside in principle. But it took me about five minutes to clarify and resolve the situation, of which three minutes I was afraid that I would be powered. Everything floated in the apartment, including the rosettes. All the other neighbors ran around me and were curious about what I was doing and what to do now.

Android is Ice Cream?
YYY: Eye Scream

XXX: The girl in the office was delighted)) Received an assignment from the Supreme Boss to find favorable conditions for the registration of a domain and everything related to this matter. To complement the picture: Well, this gentle creation of 23 years with a higher humanitarian education and love for the books of Marquez, enjoying with five men-technicians in the evicted office. In the process of active digging and singing, she stumbled into the unknown word "Whois" and, reasonably deciding not to doom the unbarred men, did it herself.
Twenty-first: When she actively whispered with her humanitarian six, she used to translate: “Whois... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is... who is...” I understood why she was taken to our office.
YYY: Ahahaha)))) I want the same animal in my office! of two!! to

I bought a licensed video game for the first time in many years.
Damn, it feels like it is harder to register a game than to find a working crack.

One not very clever doctor, writing a direction for rheovazography (blood circulation study), wrote not RVG, but RWG, although RVG is correct. In addition, due to the characteristics of the handwriting, he got RW+, in the diagnostic office, seeing a positive syphilis refused to take the patient.

Like from my window.
She is naked!
She washes the dishes.
If you are not alone at home.
Drink the naked,
Something is cooking everything, Naga,
Uncle who
All Capricorns are out!
Like from my window.
The naked woman is visible.
Immediately - has arrived
A cold spring!
From my window,
Uncle is a little bit.

Capp with mythology, you’re also a smart man – in fact, Hefesto crumbled, not Hermes, but Hefesto was also married to Aphrodite. Ares is her lover, the fucker is like that. Hefest, he remembers, had yet another catchy net and caught the female with Ares right at the scene of the crime.

Google carefully if you don’t remember. and :)

My mother has lived in Spain for almost 10 years, working there.
I needed a retirement pension.
I went to the Pension Fund with the necessary documents.
For them, this is a rare case, fig with him. Nothing said, I could say sent. My mother called to Spain and told me she needed to go to Spain. Okay she calmed.
and recently. A letter from the pension fund. There is an A4 sheet on both sides. It is not clear to them whether the mother is a citizen of the Russian Federation and whether the registration is permanent or temporary on the territory of the Russian Federation. This is despite the fact that they were presented in the pension fund a passport of a citizen of the Russian Federation with a license in Peter!
This is what they use, right?

[12:51:26] IDDQD: Killing people must be on the white floor. You can’t imagine how ridiculously angry investigators are when they can’t get around the body.
[12:52:54] Katya Finn: Then this floor must still be smooth
[12:53:10] Katya Finn: so that the colours do not take too
[12:53:20] IDDQD: And it needs to be washed up...
[12:53:24] Katya Finn: the marble
[12:53:32] Katya Finn: No. to rub with paraffin
[12:53:52] Katya Finn: soap with water washes, but paraffin is not
[12:54:06] Katya fin: only hot and then... have to drive
[12:55:27] IDDQD: Well, or with palm oil...
[12:55:41] IDDQD: They are easier than paraffin...
[12:55:55] Katya fin: then already, any plant.
[12:56:09] Katya Finn: but paraffin is more reliable and quality
[12:57:43] IDDQD: Palm oil has the highest melting temperature among vegetable oils.
Katya Finn: It’s too thick
[12:59:03] Katya Finn: the usual sunflower is much easier to apply
[12:59:09] IDDQD: Paraffin is thicker
[12:59:31] Katya Finn: and the fact that he too will be problematic to wash you will know when the daughter grows up)
[12:59:40] IDDQD: A sunflower oil is easily captured by flour at room temperature...
Katya Finn: I don’t think we’re going to take a small deal anyway
Katya Finn: * will not take
[13:00:25] Tanya замфиндир: Do you know that this is a corporate chat, not personal correspondence?

Max (09:14:32 12/04/2013)
Is there a Korean missile?
Max (09:15:13 12/04/2013)
to take off?
AgRous (09:19:25 12/04/2013)
Yes, they say they can't run due to problems with Windows 8
Max (09:50:37 12/04/2013)
Okay okay?
AgRous (09:51:08 12/04/2013)
Well, they previously worked on Windows 95, and then moved to the eighth.
AgRous (09:51:25 12/04/2013)
There are also tiles, the niqab is not clear and the start button is removed.

xxx: I wonder if China bombs the US, who will make HL3?
yyy: Brotherhood of Steel

xxx: I was at a computer science conference in the universe today. Everything is so solid, and economists, and builders, programmers have gathered together.. There is a report on the topic of "Pumped programming".. In the middle of the report is the word "compilation"
From the last rows there is a whisper of economists: "Oh, about epilation, this is what you need to listen to"

In the elevator, a boy and a girl talk:
and hello!
Oh my hello! I didn’t recognize you in your clothes.

Dramov: Lan, I smoke
Skillz: I’ll wait
Skillz: Hachiko /mode on

“Natasha, what kind of nice cock, what kind of cock is it?
This is Grandma!! to
AAAAAA

One of my acquaintances, studying in honey, made a collar of gallstones.

Even in Soviet times, I watched boxing. A serious fight, something like a championship title. Boxing our and Americos. This is happening in the United States (this is important). Direct broadcast (also important)
After some round there, when the tension of the fight reached the apogee and it became clear that the fight in general, equal, but Americos, it seems, still wins points, sounds gong. Boxers diverged at the corner. An American operator sweeps his camera into the American corner. There, the red coach gives advice to the boxer - type, impose your pace on him, use the pocket more often at the exit and clink. Our Soviet commentator translates: "Well, you hear how the coach gives the American customer advice on how to fight correctly - use the pocket more often, and so on."
The operator moves to our corner. It also sweeps the camera into our coach’s redheaded beast face. The direct broadcast. The American operator. The American Director. No Russians in Belfast. All in direct broadcast.
"Leah, we have to go! Damn, this capitalist deceit is gone, Leha! Otherwise p**children, Leha"
Interesting reaction of the Soviet commentator: "Aaaah... Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Fight"

Accountant on vacation. The telephone is taken by the manager:
and yes?
–...
The accountant? She is at lunch, call back in a week.

The 40,000th post must be about Varxaamer!

North Korea fails to launch ballistic missile due to Windows 8 problems
Did you find the Start button?