There is a video about throwing knives.
In one of the comments, the guy writes: "I had a bathroom built in my country five years ago. I went to work in the evening, but I stuck in the city for a couple of hours. Uncle was bored. Next to the bathroom, the old sarai was standing, waiting for the demolition. He gathered all the rails he found all over the country, up to the aluminum furnaces, and made the barley of the barley.All the neighbors fled, I just came under the curtain. Then I learned that in his youth he served on the border with China. Cut with a sapphire scarf. This is the case."

The Soviet Border Guard. This is not the case now :)

SvetlanKO: I already have a graduate director at night dreams (((
SvetlanKO: Oh, by the way, do you have her photo? I need to put it on my desk to remind you.
Tagged with: catch
SvetlanKO: fucking, she has such an insulting face... like "Your scientific director is upset by your graduate"))
I am sure :) or:
- "Scientific leader looks at you as a second-year man"
" Write a Diploma Write a diploma, shit!"
"She is a doctor of science. What did you do?"
"It is a scientific director. You are a shit!"
- "I have written")))

I saw a wonderful picture today.

In the park, on a bench, there are three old boys with brick faces, age, edak, 25. One of them rides a wheelchair (!) pink (although they are all in a hot black from head to foot). And all three gently snooping, looking into the wheelchair, and one of them did all this without stopping to bite the seeds!

Ihaveabomb: Are you alone at home? Time to watch porn with sound!

Comments on the website of the online store to the juicer Pro-V-Juicer (its advertisement is rotated around the clock on the TV-Sale channel):

ELENA SMIRNOVA: How do you get your car back? Who survives nothing!! Why are you deceiving people!!! It doesn’t cost two rubles!!!! to

Ivan Giuseppe: It is not true. I bought it and very pleased, it presses everything! Even redis, carrots, hernia (hrenovaha with blu-cruasau mm... ))))) presses out tapinambur (it is a pear!The female root. I pressed out the meat - a great sublimation is made. Cabbage juice, I recommend it to everyone. One minus - my grandfather from advertising now lives with me and constantly asks me to mix some juice with vodka. He is old, but he will soon die. I will press him.

My mom told me that when she came from work, she opened the entrance door and heard a conversation on the stairs, the guy says to someone:
I touched her for the nipple because I wanted to see what a person she was.

Discussing the distribution "Sexual programmer: how to like girls" on ro tracker

1st If there is, then also put out the book "Sexual Sisadmin: How to set up a lock";;

2nd And I am looking for a book "Sexual Designer: How to Catch a Customer"

Three His latest book is “Linux: How to Fuck the Penguins.” ? to When will it be in PDF?

He: Here I ran and I don’t want to smoke.
She: I got up on the weights and don’t want to eat.

Call to the Client (K)
I: Good morning, I will update you. Please name the current version of your program.
Q: Hello to you. Call me the rate of refinancing of the Central Bank of Russia.
You will not say it right away...
K: I am about the same thing.

Anyone, explain why the cassette tape appears everywhere in the spring?

The tape:
Matvienko asked the people of St. Petersburg to remove the New Year's tree from the balconies.
Comments from Shit:
Per even in the elevators to stop riding?

A new computer game:
XX: Half of the monsters from the video I recognized... I saw in the yard.

On the radio DJs read SMS. "I congratulate my beloved husband..." And then the phrase "Next is not a clear text."
How to fuck in SMS can be written in unclear text!!! to

xxx :D You are a cowboy
YYYY :
I am a dolphin.
xxx :D You are a cowboy
yyy: *disappeared from the pressure of irrefutable argument*

She still has a strange name. not our own. Amanda Isabella is. She has a father like him.
2 is foolish?

Arturio: What did you argue about?
tertuykalach: Status in contact “Popperlo: won a webcam, made a Nabate offer and hit the baash!” burned my priorities.

Poster in the metro:
"Sweden vs. the...Sweden"

Today I went with a colleague from work under a strong wind, and he recalled the story in the subject.

They go with a girl to the field, where cows are grazing. A strong wind rises.
She: Will the wind suddenly take me down?
He has no back mind.The cow does not blow the wind.

P.S The girl is positive, so both just cracked))

After a night of cultural rest, 8 in the morning, the girl (D) writes on Skype with a mobile friend (P), who has already reached the comp in the neighboring room:

D: by Tol
A: Good morning
D: I pretend I'm sleeping and you say let him wake up and go to the kitchen and make me an omelette and coffee as he promised in the evening
Do you eat an omelette?
D: I don’t care if I just remove my foot from my face – I can neither stand up nor open my mouth!
D: and to go there longer - I quietly take home and if he asks you say that you do not know my name and that we had nothing with him.

Dressed for the exam.
yyy: +5 to intelligence :D
xxx and put a coin in a shoe.
+10 to good luck :D
XXX: and fuck the textbook.
YYY: Yes, you have real chances of passing the exam, do you hope to have taken the textbook in the library, or do you all struggle together with one bitch as with Nastycha? :D