I work as a salesman in the expedition. Two guys walked in, played with clashons and megaphones, and at the end of their farewell they said, “Thank you, girl, you have a wonderful eagle.” I get hysterical of a compliment.

Case at work:
Employee (to the boss): She (to the employee) says she can’t continue working until I finish my job, and you behave because she’s a woman!
Employee (all): Well, why do they always tick my nose in the fact that I am a woman? What should I do?! to
The boss: Make a sandwich!

xxx: super cross-platformity
XX: not everywhere

Announcement of the team news site: "needs:
Authors of posts and texts wishing to lead a thematic (and not very) column.
Photocorrespondents ready to go anywhere after us
Don’t forget to photograph everything along the way.
<...>
Cat, ready to shave and shave."

From corporate correspondence of a local provider.

Please work TV on the Internet service XX Mbit/s. “Children’s House”
Special conditions of grant:
1st Block access to websites with extremist content.
2nd Block access to websites with erotic content.
Three Separately connect the director's office without limiting access to the above-mentioned sites.

The accident in Kashirka caused the collapse of the "Domodedovo" and the rise in taxi prices".

People, don’t be hateful of the end!!! What kind of shit is it to live on another mountain? It is necessary to raise prices and push out all those in trouble! You are the shit, not the taxi driver. And so the authorities are dropping us everywhere, we will also bite each other, right? The fucks...

from the manager’s speech to the client: "Well, caroche, fuck... oh, sorry..."

I have an avast on Android just deleted myself

I am 2 meters tall, an unbarred hard rock lover.

I change the color in the printer, under the music that is even heavy for me. He accidentally spilled the purple, removed all that baggage, swallowed out a lot, and went to smoke. There is a bell at the door, I open, and there is a guy and girl of a famous religious "confession" with books of relevant themes in their hands.

What a beautiful look and apologies.
I feel like they will get more to me.

Alaus

xxx: For the sake of interest I read the UK and US visa questionnaires yesterday
xxx: They have questionnaires times three more of the same Czech and fuck questions
The Hell in Britain
There you need not just a certificate of work, there you need data about your accounts, real estate
XXX is shorter
XXX: In the U.S. it is apparent for debils questionnaire
xxx: "Do you go to the United States to commit a terrorist act?" Yes, no, if yes - explain
xxx: "Will you finance terrorist organizations?"
xxx: "Are you part of a terrorist organization?"
XXX: Yes to bluff. I am a terrorist, I go to commit a terrorist attack, and I will donate the remaining money to the Bin L. Foundation.

I went to "The Fall of Olympus" today.
In the scene of the collapse of the American flag the hall applauded. Here is patriotism :D

Announcements on the city website:

Repair is cheap.

I will repair any difficulty for an insignificant fee. I bleach, paint in green, paste wallpapers, change water, repair furniture, decorate balconies with milk bags, bring good things from garbage tanks, love a cat, talk to birds, grow garlic. Cleaning after repair (without additional charge). I am retired and for the sake of entertainment ready to do a good repair, in my youth I worked as a painting craftsman, a construction craftsman, a designer designer. Call from 14.00 to 17.00, ask Tamara Sergeevna.

from ZH:

You give punishment for insulting the feelings of unbelievers!
The word “unbeliever” is also insulting. It’s like saying “Nepidoros.”

I work as a teacher in school. Bringed to the lesson of noot children to show pictures. I calmly load it, the children do their own business. I mean, Linux is there. I don’t touch anyone except the note. Suddenly a child comes to me with all the speed, shouting: “I knew! My feelings did not deceive me. Marina Gennadyevna is also for penguins!" Child. The fifth class. The Linux generation is growing, what else to say?

Worse than the non-working Russian mail is only the hard-working Russian VIP mail. Today I was awakened by a call from the EMS courier at 6:50 in the morning. He didn’t bring me anything this morning. He called for an appointment for the evening.

Weekly "Arms and Munitions"
Bullets that do not contain lead, which is harmful to health.

xxxh: I was a witness today to the breakdown of patterns... Someone wrote on a piece of meal "huy" ))

A hundred pounds on the fence 😉

Police are being killed, children are disappearing, drugs and pedophilia are flourishing! The state is fighting against smoking and censorship!!!! to

Today, a man was seen riding on the sidewalk on a bicycle and carrying a two-year-old child on the shoulder. Without slowing down, laying a steep twist, he drove off from a high border and dive into the courtyard arc by the bow. At the same time, he carelessly held the steering wheel with one hand, at the same time grabbing her child, and in the other held the phone and lively talked about it.

A fool, he will find a place without roads for the feats.

The Seed
Are you studying for a doctor? I have a question to you. As an idiot, I ask the doctor:
(only between us)
Such a little question is very unfavourable...
Okay okay...
So tell me, why after such a good drunkenness - in the morning shit smells differently? Well, in the sense that usually it smells about the same, but after drinking completely differently, but more or less the same...
Here is...
Leonid
You when you drink, it is the epithelium in the intestine burns alcohol, food is worse digested, so the liver spends all the effort on the production of alcohol dehydrogenase, and not on the production of bile, which also does not contribute to the improvement of the digestion of foods, well, the most important thing is that not all alcohols are broken up by the body and part comes out with phycalias and getting damaged when defection just carry on deeper in the receptors molecules of shit from which you smell, but with new notes)))
The Seed
I'll keep it, the last lines were delighted :D