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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46172
 19.04.2011
DeG_SteeR: Spring walk around the city starts to resemble Super Mario

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46171
 19.04.2011
The Rambler News:
"Medvedev found a way to make drugs on the Internet"

Now we will have a very fun life.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46170
 19.04.2011
I read the news:
"...Chinese go to Congo for 3D porn..."
"...Dmitry Medvedev arrived in Hong Kong..."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46169
 19.04.2011
Ligeyia (18.04.2011 13:50)
The hair is tired, and it is unfortunate to cut it. I want to change something, but I don’t know what.
In itself at all.
Dmitry (18.04.2011 13:50)
Find yourself, fun
Ligyia (18.04.2011 13:51)
No time I need to waste. Work is still a hobby for me. I want to change something in myself.
Externally
Dmitry (18.04.2011 13:52)
Dome of Dome

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №46168
 19.04.2011
XHHH: He cries me
WOW: What is it?
and hz. I want to go out of this country and ice cream.
We are planning to go to Finland))) Go with us? There is ice cream.
It is ?
It’s cold there, with my lungs I can’t get there.
But there is vodka and deer!
I have enough vodka and deer here, I want them.
Fuck it

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46167
 19.04.2011
After the reform, the salary of doctors will increase from 12 to 10 thousand. R is

The main thing is to provide the right information!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46166
 19.04.2011
Judging by what’s going on in the bottom of my closet, socks find it just as hard to find a pair in life as people do.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №46165
 19.04.2011
Topic "I am looking for Baseball Beats"
Where are they sold in Kurgan? It is made of aluminum and a small size.
A free advice. In the shops to buy a barbecue scarf. The GAIJs are not in pressure, and it works not worse, and even better (confuses the borzhs) than the bit.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46164
 19.04.2011
<BILBO> He came first to the office - as if he was not late...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46163
 19.04.2011
XXX: Curly curls, curly curls, curly curls are curled in the blades!
Why are they not in the hands of decent people?
Because the fools have money on the bigogues,
And with decent people, money is only on fools.
Remember to cut your hair on the weekend.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №46162
 19.04.2011
“We live in the happiest country in the world, and all the other countries envy us...” It’s because if you want to buy dollars, you have to sell them first. Only we are all dissatisfied with the increase in fuel prices, but a month later they are in a row to buy it at this price, because of a new increase... Only in our country decrees are cancelled before they have time to be announced on the news. It is in our country that you can get in jail for a walk on the square, and not get, for a pedestrian attack... We proudly call our country Belarus, and foreigners jealously ask “Where is it?”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46161
 19.04.2011
There are no lucky suicides. There are suicide losers.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №46160
 19.04.2011
History of the status of the new student:
"I want to eat"
"I want to sleep"
"I want to die"
"I want to sleep"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46159
 19.04.2011
We are very supportive of Mithri Tolich!
I hope to turn off the light after 22-00. and the law to take the stops tolerated the road to myself was only lighted with iPhones, and if someone goes with a Nokia there type 3310 stops the police pushed them this Nokia in the ass.
Signature: Equal Pocanchiki from Bhutan.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46158
 19.04.2011
Ohhhhhh Which computers can be talked about with him, if he thought that the speed of the inette depends on the operating memory...

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46157
 19.04.2011
Auto set in the phone 'help' to write a sms... I wanted to write: 'Tomorrow we will go to the barbecue, I will cook meat and you will find a boiler and cups'
came out: 'tomorrow half on the shabbas, happiness bear meat, and you are our boiler and croissants'... I think to send it or not:)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46156
 19.04.2011
xxx: I was asked here, what do you like modest insidious strawberries?
YYYY: Gorgeous loving goats?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46155
 19.04.2011
I lie down and read a book. My drinker approaches, embraces me, and whispers to my ear: “You are the most beautiful of me... And it’s not because I drank.”

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46154
 19.04.2011
And you don’t think that Medvedev and Putin used a combination: “A good and a bad president.”

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №46153
 18.04.2011
"What happened in Japan cannot happen to us in principle," says Andrei Salnikov, chief engineer of the Rostov nuclear power plant. All security systems worked properly.

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