The shortest we were spotted when we quietly decided to cut off the Bulgarian castle.

"I don't know about sinners, but gamers after death are in the main menu.

We went to the cemetery and then went to the temple. I give the notes to the servant – suddenly something flying side by side without a row and, interrupting us, says: “I only have one name to write down! " Well, one, one – we go to meet her. The name was written, then the candles were picked for a long time - it needed to be as many as possible! To burn for as long as possible. I chose, but remained dissatisfied – poor. I finally learned somewhere. I stand in front of the icon, and suddenly again a vigorous push to the side, again it is a miracle. "Allow me to go," he says. She climbed from the back of the crucifixion, where the candles are put for rest, wrapped her large candle to the cross itself, dropping several other people's candles.
We didn’t say anything to her, and nobody made a comment to the chicken. Probably everyone, like me, lacks illusions – we don’t believe that the beast can be re-educated.

Even a person who knows 20 languages needs a native. In case he cuts his finger.

He was dressed in his little shoes (7 years old). We divided into two groups: "Let" and "Give, because they are small". He says:
“Look, here I put together those who are ‘one’ and here are those who are ‘zero’.
It seems that with the choice of the future profession we have decided)))

A feeling that you are not in contact, but in the very field where you promised not to sit with all these people.

Yesterday I stood on a pedestrian crossing. Waiting for green. There is a guy next door. With the green light, the car stops. The guy bursting under his nose "mudd" opens the back door, sits in it and immediately goes out from the other side and crosses the road. Driving in shock.

Pakistani baby successfully removed four legs
<oort> [be careful] of how many?

About the caravan:

If I ever get married, I will definitely not try to bite anymore.

XY is XY? Do you not need signs to affirm your supremacy?

xx: Well, I’ll first hint at the bridegroom that if he bits more, I’ll break his leg.

Yesterday I saw a woman:

Two women in the store.
First, buy water and lemon.
2 – Why is it?
1: Drink water with lemon

The test on the job were passed, the composer apparently got quite busy))))

Tested: Question 16 out of 20
Why are FUJIFILM cameras famous for high image clarity?
Choose the right option
The camera is included in the set.
FUJIFILM uses a multi-stage image stabilization system, which can include optical, digital stabilization, forced serial shooting.
Clear company - clear pictures
When purchasing a FUJIFILM camera, the consumer is encoded for alcohol, as a result - shooting without shaking hands

I have a very good company!!!!))))))))
Cat, admin and shredder!

Meanwhile, we remind students that soon the session and time to start going for a couple

But a generation is growing up who honestly doesn’t understand why their parents are afraid of clowns.

Xxx: Something you sat in the girls))
Zzz: I do not sit in them, I rely on them.

YYYY: How to become a Sonic?
Yyy: You drink a cup of vodka, and you’re blue.

AngStrem: You understand, not every day Sisadmin comes to the kitchen appliance store... They rarely buy something. Even less often they come for a vegetable turkey. But let him chase that hardest! with a beard.
AngStrem: "Good, GOOD" – he told me at the box...

xxx: Today I pulled out a brochure of Jehovah’s Witnesses from my mailbox. I read. She pulled half out and wrote her comments with a red pen. At the end of the brochure she put a pair and signed the word "God". It was thrown into the mailbox of distributors. I wait.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Who needs paper books today? Everything strange goes on to the reader. And no censorship of paper books will save here.

YYY: When electricity is cut off, the paper book will become the only source of knowledge. He will be cancelled. I don’t know if you know (I personally know, for example), that there is nothing left of ancient civilizations, just because they kept everything on the Internet.
In ancient times, even clothes were woven from the Internet, and they themselves were made of it. But then there was a fever, the main current stalled, and he banned electricity forever. Actually here. We are waiting for the same. Therefore, please do not rush to throw out paper books and magazine sheets of Youth Technology for the 86th year.

YYY: You’ll say—Fi, it’s nonsense your stories about clothes pulled out of the internet, that’s funny to think.
The ancients had everything foreseen. On the neck was hanging an ornament with a crystal, which was spoken by a special shaman-programmer, and this crystal projected on the whole body a 3D hologram of any clothes. Do you want a shirt? Send the SMS to number 3451. A beach swimsuit if needed, on the number 4876. They lived until the frosts knocked.

Kiss me before I go to sleep... and deeper, deeper.

>> We bought a very well-known vendor. There is a manual for activating Device.
>> Despite the fact that the manual contains literally three phrases, the Russian translation is chic:
>> <Power off / power on> = <Power off / power on>.
Per who knows, tell the company and model, I really want it!