The good feat:
Today, apparently, near the house, the Sabbathers were made by the Tajiks..Because the limestone from the protection of the coroids is covered not only the bottom of the trunk of trees, but also concrete pillars.

Valkit - Read recently "Hagakure" - Japanese practical and spiritual guidance of a warrior of the 17th century.
The samurai returned home late at night and he may have been roughly answered on the way from some house, he was upset and came home in a bad mood. My wife asked, “Why are you upset?” He replied, I don’t know if I did the right thing. I heard words that could be interpreted by me as an insult! Wife - if you already think about it - it means that the insult has happened, even if it wasn't, let's go and kill them all! They took their swords, went and killed everyone in that house... in the morning they were detained and they opened their stomachs, thus avoiding the possible dishonesty that may have been said when he was going home!

I sent a questionnaire for one position in the company: a lot of provocative questions, had to fill. At the end of the day, I can't wait to answer the questions:
Q: What do you do in your free time?
A: I fill out your questionnaire

Q: What are your flaws?
A: Not talking

Q: What are your merits?
A: Unspoken

Q: What is your most important achievement in life?
A: Conquered the mother’s egg

I sent. I called today and was invited to an interview.

Yesterday my husband and I were in the car, and on the radio advertisement on the theme of "in the carpentry young carpenters". This is a masterpiece!
The sushi! With the ski-i-idka!
The sushi! With the ski-i-idka!
...
We did not listen further. How he laughed at the driver, I don’t know.

Chelyabinsky bobras are so harsh... that they build not only dam, but also complete Chelyabinsky gas.

Bay: Generally speaking, it’s very funny to reverse the arguments of the Homosexual in disputes about religion. I am not against religion. Let them in silence worship their Jesus. Nefit only to drag him to schools, promote and arrange his parades.

X: Zaya, I cut the sheet! and (
Y: all, pz him
Say I will cut off his whole family.
I will go to origami.

“Unfortunately, 200 churches for Moscow will not solve the problems. To the average Russian indicator, we need 591 new temples with 316 in operation,” Resin said in an interview.

sky_thunder: Have you played in "Civilization"? Everyone knows that in order to reassure the people of the city, a temple must be built.
Yurich: I brought troops in. It worked.
sky_thunder: That’s because you didn’t have democracy.

Without wheel and wind.
2 April, 2012 - 14:52 pm Mahrin Vasily...

The Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation allocated 50 million rubles of budget money for the film "Four Days in May", in accordance with which Soviet soldiers in May 1945 turned into alcoholics, rapists, in every way mocked the purely civilian German population. Apparently, at the slightest possible, they were ready to unite with the defeated troops of the Wehrmacht to flee to the West.

The only thing that unites our country is the memory of the Great Patriotic War and the great Victory. It turns out that the Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation does the same thing as the German authorities once did, which supported on the occupied Soviet territories any cults and beliefs, up to shamanism, only to break the single territory of the country into independent enclaves. They tear away the common memory of the War and plunge it into the dirt on May 9, 1945.

It is time to dissolve the Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation. Otherwise, no matter how much we talk about development, high technology, computer systems, all this will degenerate into low-worship of the West and we will eventually play the role of third world countries.

Hopefully :
The man wore a black coat, a black T-shirt, black jeans, black shoes and went to a food and goods hypermarket.
The question:
What he bought?
The answer:
Black bread and 4 rolls of sticky tape for cleaning clothes.

Hearing the story...
of one router.
In the night, no one sees.
He walked out on the roads and drove according to the rules.

At night, I met a company of ordinary drunk young people. Beer, open luggage of dozens, primitive music. I think sad. What a world this is, everyone would drink and drink. Anne is not. The young people ferociously discussed the meaning of the integral and remembered the table of derivatives. I wore to tears, honestly. I am calm, the world is fine.

If a beautiful girl approached you and said that she would fulfill any two wishes, what would your second wish be?
Having sex with her.
Q: What is the first?? to
See also: BORST

I am going to Tunisia.
MMM: there is war
I would be careful.
Now it is peaceful there.
Take a shortcut.
MMM: for all
I would have joked.
mm :D
And then Anton goes with me.
I: But I will not

Those who like statements such as:"All women fucking/TP/foolish/thirsty dolls", I sincerely wish to meet my half among those who claim:"All men are goats/drinkers/bands/gaymen-tricks", and do not shake their heads to normal people.

It is a sin to laugh at the maniacs who know where you live.

Demonstration of tobacco products and the process of their consumption in the cinema, radio or television will be allowed only if it is done for the purpose of informing about the harm of smoking.

Can anyone imagine Sherlock Holmes without a tube?
YYY: Just Sherlock will have to cough the whole film terribly with blood and tell everyone that he will soon die.

One of the prototypes on the building clicks "Radbull", because when it comes, everyone adds energy and wings appear :)))))))))))))

You are not right, you are not right!! We in the city conducted a survey among students, so more than 90% of girls, I do not remember the exact number, want to get married, and have children!
YYY: Ka-a-a-at... If the same survey had been conducted among STUDENTS, it would have been found that the same 90+...% of girls would be forced to drag the brides under the crown by force, flying in advance for a greater guarantee.
YYY: It would be even better to conduct a survey among married women "over 30" on the topic: "If you were to go back to...three years ago, while retaining your current experience, you would still be at risk of getting married, already knowing What is marriage for a woman?" Here are these numbers and would be a real indicator. And that survey only showed how many naive girls want to model a fat, dress-cake, and ride a limousine.

On the computer science lesson, we draw in Power Point's clock:

What color should I make?
Make it blue.
- with the appearance of an inspired aesthetic, or maybe dark blue? Something intermediate between a gentle deep blue and a light shade of green?
and suddenly! I need another blue: like the reflection of the sky before the thunderstorm, in which a medium-sized bird stable has just flown, in the Baltic Sea at a distance of 6 meters from the shore, with a sandy bottom, in May, at full moon, exactly at 3:30 in the night, and only after a group of virgins has drowned in that sea!
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