Good for today’s kids... Covered porn – closed the folder and all...
Not that we - to remember, where they checked before you - then wash and clean =))

The most stupid thing I’ve done in my short life is to scream porn in my headphones when everyone is at home.

Stoke quotes about Russia and Ukraine that I did not hold back.
People, don’t you mind at all? I mean, we’re ordinary people, not politicians, and we shouldn’t judge anyone by their nationality.
There are Gandhi in Ukraine. In Russia, there are also pirates. But this will never prevent normal people from communicating with each other, no matter whether they are from Zimbabwe. Enough of that!! I wanted shame on Yushchenko, Tymoshenko, Putin and Medvedev, if my friend is from Kiev, it does not mean that he is a cattle. No matter what politicians say. Let the politicians figure out the relationships between them, they have their hole there as much as they can cut down. As we were Slavs, so we will remain. And if a person is a Gondon in life, it does not matter whether he is Ukrainian or Russian. If a man is good, then let him be a Chinese, a South Korean, a Russian or a Ukrainian, he is a good man... and start with everything else, and the politicians first!! to

I went somehow to one pathologist-anatomical page in the net and there are examples of the jargon of morga workers.

Begemotina - body weighing more than 150 kg
Chicken - body lighter than 50 kg
-"Smacks" - the content of the gastrointestinal tract
Losers - relatives who don't talk about the body for a long time
-"Eat provided" - invitation of the pathan to the section

-Dirty modified corpse - "toughened", "sweet", "bombage".
The remains of the bones (i.e. found in disorder, not in the form of an entire skeleton) - "soup set"
-Opening the corpse without removing the organ complex - "I will not hurt it"
Body after drowning in the bathroom
Fragments of the Body - Lego
Lympope: The corpse of a black man
Sanitary - Dirty Negroes
The Chief Medical Officer is a Pure Negro.

And that’s just a small part of the terms.
Can anyone think that there are normal people working there?? to

I need to go to a sex shop.
I realized that my life is not about it. The man gives you money and you eat - x@y.

With the onset of the ice, all the inhabitants of the city are transformed into residents of the South Park. They give a walk.
and Pepper.

xxx ‎(17:26):
On Monday, we’ll need to start making a website for Obi (tampons) with the face of the company – the Ranetka group.

yyy ‎(17:27):
Why in the face?

XXX: How is it?
I bought Vantage.
XXX Why? Exercise with kissing?
Mommy asked, the old man lost.
WU: In general, this is a unique thing.
They are very comfortable to steal the refrigerator door and pick up flat things. Using it, leaning to my ears, I began to hear better.
UUU: By the way, I won’t go to the pool tomorrow – I’ll wait for the red circles on my chest and stomach to come down.

I was travelling in Moscow. 4 hours to the plane. I sit in a cafe and read the newspaper. A cute blonde fits, sits next to her and unresolutely starts dating. We talked innocently for about an hour.
She - And I believe in the relocation of the shower. I was a cat in my past life. Because I love cats, according to the sign of the zodiac I am a Lion, and I like to walk on chickens around the apartment
I am... a rabbit.
She – Why?
I already have three children and my wife wants two more.
She is just a shit and go with your wife to the farm!! to
In anger, he runs away from the cafe.
I can't read the newspaper anymore 8)

14:07:47 FFF

for the past week slept 2 days.hours to 6,and ate 1 time a day,breakfasted somewhere in the area of the hour of the night..more once was... yesterday finally opened the store,I go home,on the way remembered that there is no bread,hoped into the supermarket,take,settled in the car..and fell asleep..wake up after 3 hours from the phone calls.all in the crumbs,and no bread..healthy baton..in a dream eaten.

All the girls specially squeeze the hooks on the hooks of the flyer to chew over the men :(

by Stranger

To derive from the state of balance and adequate perception of the reality of the ordinary perfect person, it is sufficient, sometimes, elementary politeness.
At first, the waitress was in the cafe for a very long time, and surprisingly, she adequately waited for me to pick up a dish, and also served sweets. Then in the bank all explained and patiently counted a bunch of money paper. The decisive blow to reality was a closed store in which the seller helped me choose the cheapest milk, and even wishes good luck, and still smiled, and gave me a bag. And in general, I pursued a ton of smiles all day. Totally wasted.

Sleep for an hour and a half, with an alarm every 5 minutes. This is what I understand stress resistance.

I watched the battle of the Hollywood Walls. The coach in the corner asks Valuev (the cameras are nearby) "Do you hear what I’m screaming to you?" Valuev: "Honestly, it’s a bit crazy. It is noise..."

You can survive the crisis if you trust the finance of the buyer, and the plans of the skeptic.

(Author of the Orthodox)

The real story that happened at the Khimkin reservoir.



As we know, wealthy people become richer and acquire yachts.

A normal captain with a good salary not all want to take and therefore

take less experienced, with purchased documents, from other cities, etc.

A businessman buys a new, 18 meters, yacht for 3 million euros

Employs a man for the position of "captain"... a yacht for one month,

He arrived on his way from the coast of England.

The owner goes abroad for business. The captain invites his friends to

The yacht rushed about it. After a short break, a decision was made.

Company for water storage. “Captain” starts the engine (2

st. 1250 hp each) and includes the upper control post (on the

All the friends on the flybridge. He goes down to

To remove the yacht from the pierce. of the feeding square,

given a nose shirt and at this moment the yacht with a terrible reef leaves

“Captain” on the shore.

While the captain pulls off the yacht, the company decides to take a photo. The girl

with a joyful mood poses in front of the shuttle, one frame, and then she

looking at the camera looking for where it is more convenient to fit your ass not panel

management and from all sides sits on the levers of management

and engines. Full motion is turned on, and the boat with a terrible reef leaves.

and причала.

Right on the course (within 50 meters) is another yacht. Which of the guys in

Flybridge, realizing what happened, begins to crash this yacht, but all

At the same time, there is a blow and the yacht changes its direction and leaves the water.

The club yacht. Another 50 meters on the way of the yacht is a iron concrete dam.

The yacht at full speed jumps out on this dam, goes on board and

Slip into the water.

The people will sink into the water like a grain, they will be saved by eyewitnesses.

The club yacht.

It went without victims.

The screws, wheels, chest wheels - a full pipet. When the boat slipped into the water,

There was a flooding of the motor compartment, part of the rest of the cabin and the cabin.

The main engines got a hydraulic stroke and spelled, this happened and

The diesel generator. Eighty percent of furniture (later)

It is swollen and completely replaced. As well as the replacement of carpets, video and

audio equipment, household equipment, etc. During the lifting of the yacht were

Steel wires were used and with their help the square knights were removed.

Locally cut the body and crelines.

Finally, not even a figured...

The urologist? The most disgusting guy! He looked at my member with contempt.

He touched him with two fingers and then gave him the account.

As if Minecraft did...

After regularly reading Basha, I stopped laughing at anecdotes.

Serg
I have an employee of Gay.

Serg
The Neighbor *

I roasted in the Kharkiv metro: advertising poster with inscription

____________________________
Tell the narcotics.
Hi to!
____________________________

That is, then you already understand what it is written there, but the first thought is more interesting :-D