Did the guy with the dollars go on Skype? OO

He: I dreamed that you turned into some kind of white slime of uncertain shape... =))))
He said, “But I didn’t leave you like that, but I saved you!” It is ?
She: It’s the most romantic thing I’ve heard in my life.

Viva
The man from the house two days ago killed, pipet fucking
some
Ahaha, they started cutting them off one by one.

I recently learned that an electric shaver can be shaved without a foam.

In the pharmacy a dialogue of a guy aged 23-25 (p), pharmacist (a) and grandmother (b).
A: What is the dosage?
Q: I am...
B: He does not know. He is a beginner sick.

I think you could have had wonderful kids.
YYY: This is a very good argument.
YYYY :
I’ve long wanted to confess... I like you so much, let’s meet?
She... She... No. No is. There is no tune. forgive me.
Why is it?!? We could have wonderful kids!
Do you think so? Take me right here!! 1

YYY: You know, I’m so glad we started communicating.
If you don’t pay attention, we’re fucking fucking!

x> admin called
x> say he has a stomach disorder and he will not come to work today
x> because he feels anal insecure

With Lepra:

Frantishek: I have a question about the ladies who play the piano at concerts... and what do the people of the elegant professions do when suddenly a painful desire to go to the toilet during this most elegant process?? to

Sericoff: Why the question to the lady? And the representative of fine professions? Why can't a theater actor, a journalist who conducts a multi-hour report, or even a politician speaking on a forum want to fuck?

Baal: That is more dramatic. Imagine, on one side, you have a violin, alt, or, at a bad end, a balalaika, and you write divine notes on it. On the other hand, the shit came out.
Well, the politician in this sense is uninteresting because of the small differentiation of the issued product.

Let Matvijenko offer to clean the snow to the public services... although not, it would be too revolutionary.

from discussions 2112 and 2115:
The Roman:
Both cars are very good))))), there is one but: you will only have to drive with one hand, because the other hand will have to wipe the tears))))

I have a cat so cool that in the summer I saw a bird on a tree and started hunting for it. So here I sit in the shade and watch the cat performs its mission, climbing on a branch, and the bird was sitting not very high, then the cat climbed on another branch closer to the bird. He sits so for five minutes, falls asleep and falls with a wild thunder about the branches of a tree and with a surprised expression of his mouth looked at the sides and ran away from there with an incredible speed.

When I served in the army, we had two washing machines in the dining room: Small and Big, we called them Villariba and Villabajo, the worst was to get to "Villabajo")))))..... In Villariba we finished washing dishes and there the holiday continues, and in Villabajo everything still washing dishes)))))))))))
Botsmann

I meant all these corporations... I saw the boss’s genitals... I washed off the boy’s blood from the purchase... I brewed the whiplash from my throat... On the way back, I sprayed vodka in the bus... And I fell asleep on a new employee... And it was only after a month of work in the company... I’m waiting for work to go out, comrades... Sorry... );

The bus driver was in a mood for the whole day. and :)
I go in and there are a lot of people. I pass, give money, I hear someone driving behind me:
Girl, what are you standing? Get up now! With the leg op-op, and already in the salon! Oh well? And the money? Take the wallet and put the coins in the penny! A. Is this a boy? No damn to yourself! You guys, have you slept?

By the way, the New Year’s address already lies on the torrents of the clock at 6 p.m. in Moscow, when it will be in Vladivostok. That year I learned the text of the congratulations and a little surprised my friends.

I don’t know how in the other decans of other universes, but in my entrance you must read the leaflet: debtors! Congratulations to the Army!! to
A smiley at the bottom of the page.

XX: What a strange city, what a country. Boru Mosheev was put into an artificial coma - immediately near the Duma began to collect signatures, so that he was not taken out of the coma. The sympathy of the people is straight at the height.

We had a predecessor. His name is Musikhin, and he was called no other than Musikhina.
Exam on the subject. the written. Everyone writes, one girl raises her head, does not find it and loudly asks the whole audience:
Where is the Musica?
“I’m here,” he replies behind her back.

It is not beauty that will save the world, but humor, for beauty quickly fades away, and humor does not exist.