I once dreamed of a girl falling to me :) she says "let’s have sex", I say "I’m afraid to have sex...", she "because of what?", I "fear closed spaces"...wake up from my laughter :)

Return the porn, other people’s sms are not needed.
KRAII

I go to the public toilet next to the cafe. I look around the room in search of toilet paper, and I find a pile of towels near the toilet, on which with cheerful letters is written “Happy Appetite” :)".

<LULY> the experts of women gathered)))
<Jazzband> it doesn’t matter what we know... we are ordinary users

Some people like letters: Until you send it, it won’t come!

Electric buses in the afternoon are almost empty and the Romanians are crawling in the wagons in a camp of people at 20 in search of bugs and bugs. They have their own system of definition of bad guys, at least not suitable for me.
Yesterday, in front of me, a drunk man goes into the pot, he has a cane, a bubble of tam, a snack... In general, a potential victim...
And surely, they ran to him, he, “girls, sit down,” they, “the table is poor,” he gets the press and so thousands for 50, “We need to buy more...”
“You got a man,” I think.
Starting a standard divorce, like give today, I guess. He clears the press, gets the thousand, stretches, but at the last moment clears, like, you tell me how to do it... again gets, again clears... and so ten minutes...
I understand that he plays with them, and divorce doesn’t work out.
I show him, class man!
The Gypsies get angry, one goes to extreme measures, and shouts, I will smooth you, and the Gypsies eye is the strongest.
To what the man says, I will smooth you myself so that no dentist will help.
The camp went like the wind.
I watching it.

Dear, where have you been?
and run!
Why is the shirt dry and the pants wet?
I did not run...

From the forum:
The question:
Tell me, please, what subjects can you expect from meetings with forestry workers in the case of command (10-20 people) training in the forest?

Answer 1 :
In the event that you will cut down living trees, burn fires, rape local residents, then burn them on ritual fires, submerge kilograms of trothyl shells, or try to set fire to a guard - then in theory, a forest worker can call the police.

Answer to 2:
Violating local residents is not forbidden by forestry – it is not their jurisdiction. If you violate local wild animals and/or plants, then yes.
Again, raping specially brought animals is not prohibited.

A friend gave me a soft bull toy with a speaking button. It’s 5:40 in the morning, I’m sleeping, I don’t touch anyone. At the turn of the march, the bull hit me, and he said to me, “Hey, what? I must be more careful, I can be offended...” plunging, I was barely constricted... convulsively trying to understand who else is in bed with me... I will not sleep with toys anymore. harmful to health)

Do you have a meth?
and no. I use land transportation.

I realized that I got up very early when I noticed that my morning erection was coming halfway to work.

Cepreu: A acquaintance told me:
I went into the bookstore (this bookstore is not very small for us), asking: "Do you have a portrait of Dorian Gray?"
The sales consultant:
"Oh you know, we don’t have any portraits at all"
I lost the gift of speech, could not find anything to say, thanked and left.

I have one girl on my nick list "Fuck it", and I like to watch one, full and happy, pop-up window with the inscription "Fuck it at home" )))

MadMike: I think...if the Deputy Dean saw me in the corridor, made big eyes and said, “Ignatyev, you are doing what you are doing here, the session has not yet started” is it okay?

The cars with Coca-Cola have gone => it’s time to start studying, it’s not too late yet, comrades:)

My son in class 10. Teacher calls: Your son has left the class. His head is long! He will not see the car on the road. And he left our lesson, we take responsibility. He has a chest!

xxx (11.06.08 16:53:04): Yeah fuck it’s all! Everyone is in the army! I’ve been on a call for six months and what? All is OK! and :)
xxx (11.06.08 16:53:09): Luckily, wait, someone has come

xxx (12.07.09 19:48:43): Listen, I take my words back.

In order to fly the barrel, you have to work the deacon first!)))

A small prehistory. The girl’s father is gone.
Katya
Do you know what I do?
Until Dad sees me.
Monty
M is? I am afraid to assume...
Katya
I install a license word.
Monty
mm, where is it from? And the most important thing? ?
Katya
You won’t believe... from the license disc.
Monty
Don’t tell me that I bought it! O_0
Katya
silent...I will not speak, because you will be bad at answering)
Monty
I bought it!! O_0
Katya
Well... not at all)
Monty
Went with Noah?
Katya
It was attached to an antivirus license.

From the Book Forum:

Who has all the books of Darya Donzova?
222: I have an archive. Where to throw?
333 Go to the rubbish!